Amusing Tales of Crime

Crime and amusingly ironic.

First:

• A south suburban teenager who raps under the name “4 Block Lil Mari” has been jailed after prosecutors accused him of shooting a woman during a botched South Shore carjacking that ended with the victim, a concealed carry holder, shooting him as well.

  Kamari Bonslater, 17, of Steger, was already on pretrial release for allegedly possessing a machine gun and a stolen vehicle at the time of the shooting, prosecutors said.

Gee, a rapper, on SAFE-T Act release for having a "machine gun," gets another gun, commits another crime, and finally gets shot for his troubles.

But this one is even better....and funnier:

• An 18-year-old in a robbery crew was killed after being shot by a member of the crew in the parking lot of the Wal-Mart in Evergreen Park, according to police. Officers responded to the parking lot, located in the 2500 block of West 95th Street, at around 7:50 p.m. Saturday night on the report of shots fired.

  Police believe a silver Audi, occupied by three males, approached a man in the middle of the parking lot. Two males armed with handguns exited the Audi and attempted to take the man’s belongings.

  A struggle ensued and one suspect fired his gun multiple times, striking the other male — later identified as Justin Bell, 18, of Lynwood. Bell was dropped off by the silver Audi to a Chicago hospital where he later died.

Got to love when a criminal gets shot by his accomplices during the commission of a crime. Anyone want to bet whet his rap sheet looked like over his eighteen worthless years on Earth?