Monday, November 24, 2025

Nice Weekend Conehead

And Porkulous, too:

  • 9:00p Demonized Tally: 5 killed, 23 wounded 
  • 2024 weekend tally: 4 killed, 10 wounded
  • 2023 weekend tally: 2 killed, 12 wounded

Best weekend in three years according to HeyJackass.com.


 

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20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gov. Lardass here....
This is why I want a national assault weapon ban.....

11/24/2025 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JB certainly has that burger under control. Hilarious!

11/24/2025 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a prediction for 2026, can you say shooting are going up!

11/24/2025 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering what has happened in the last week you would think BJ & JB spent the weekend coming up with a plan for dealing with the murder and mayhem in Chicago. Maybe they called Trump and told him he was right and they need his help pronto. I don't really think that may have happened. Probably one got his prescriptions refilled and the other did a lot of fine dining. Don't expect a doable plan to be presented to the news media Monday morning.

11/24/2025 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

crime is down,,, just like picketer's weight

11/24/2025 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrats resume their body Count in Chicago!
Nothing to see here is there?
JB
BJ
Toni
The Democrat legacy continues

11/24/2025 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Keep the line moving.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

11/24/2025 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These stats must not be true...Crime is DOWN!!!, your hear me DOWN!!

11/24/2025 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get those numbers up

11/24/2025 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That burger is just an appetizer for that big fat sweathog. What happened to his Barney bib.

11/24/2025 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down...don't believe what your lying eyes tell you. Chicago is safe!

11/24/2025 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://patriot.tv/restraint-technique-that-supposedly-killed-george-floyd-was-part-of-officer-training/

11/24/2025 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s a beautiful thing. Who needs D.O.G.E.? We got the self-cleaning oven here in the Chicago area. Good job, keep things rolling.

11/24/2025 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2025 ain't over yet, more to come.

11/24/2025 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't forget he has a diet coke to go with that triple cheeseburger and large cheese fries

11/24/2025 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was an Ozempic quarter pounder with cheese.

11/24/2025 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He chases everything down with a Slim-Fast shake....

11/24/2025 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JB Pritzker favorite
Song as a
Child was 2
All beef patties special sauce,lettuce,cheese,pickles on a sesame
Seed bun. Thanks again JB and Brandon for the MASS shooting in downtown Chicago this weekend.

11/24/2025 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump MAGA is providing templates for effective enema therapies to apply upon all the diseased greedy minions of the infections plagueing our Constitutional Republic of Sovereign States so currently infested by the greed cancers, all of which are malignant.

Pay attention and avoid the enema spewings.

11/24/2025 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This town needs an enema!!!"

11/26/2025 01:41:00 PM  

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