Stress-Con Meter
We might be using a version of this whenever Conehead does something stupid....so maybe on a weekly basis?
We can change things up if readers have better content.
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posted by SCC at 12:09 AM
Monday, November 24, 2025
We can change things up if readers have better content.
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80 Comments:
Love it………
SCC you forgot a stage where Conehead takes Zoloft and sits in the city hall prize closet and tries on all the Gucci apparel.
Ya see! It’s just this kind of humor that we need to survive required Chiraq residency.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/hqfovSV5fQ8
Five guns recovered with X-mas tree lighting event, per mayor.
Help, we need more federal money to hire more violence interruptors, and programs to guide our yutes. We need to find the root causes of crime.
Excellent!!! You nailed it.
Simultaneously scratching both heads, the resulting possibilities of potentials for humor are dwarfed by the massive certainties of tediousities most wasteful of any efforts exerted to produce the minimum qualities so well established here.
Aka, conehead is boring.
The crime scene tape in front of the Chicago theater is PRICELESS. Send the national guard ASAP.
A civil war hibbity jibbity
26 year old victim was set on fire BECAUSE SHE WAS WHITE. This story was covered up.
https://nypost.com/2025/11/23/us-news/bethany-magee-26-identified-as-chicago-woman-set-on-fire-on-cta-train-by-serial-thug-with-72-arrests/
https://www.foxnews.com/us/duffy-identifies-chicago-train-victim-26-year-old-bethany-magee-while-blasting-citys-carelessness
Northwestern Hospital! What's wrong with Loretto or Stroger for Conehead's medical and psychological needs?
or the usual answer: it's racist
The worst. Dumbest. Most incompetent mayor in American history. He’s scary stupid. He’s anti business and quality of life. But hey, he’s pro criminal and illegal immigrants. And pro CTU of course.
Don't change perfection Cutie.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Dats raggedy and I don’tz do raggedy dawg
Pro criminal and pro CTU is redundant.
SSC you missed "It's because I'm a black man." lmao. What a POS he is, I can't wait to see this POS eat his own shit when Trump keeps pushing down on these woke democrats.
Close the inbound Red Line down at 6pm. Better yet, eliminate it altogether..
https://www.foxnews.com/us/chicago-public-schools-blow-millions-travel-expenses-while-students-cant-read-grade-level……more than half of our property taxes go to this bullshit. Something has to change in this city
He feels pretty!
Do we have Xmas themed crime scene tape?
And he’ll blame and sue the gun companies.
Trumps's fault = Yes, Bush's fault for historical purposes. Nixon is long forgotten.
The poor black minorities that thought they were going to get stuff from him. I feel bad for WIllie Wilson because he seems to have more common sense than this dipstick
Too bad Bethany and Sacred Heart shut down. They would have provided top notch care to Cone Head’s anxiety melt downs. And close to his house!
I would add Broken Arrow to Stresscon 1.
That looks like a Hey Jackass t-shirt or holiday coffee mug. Maybe they can be sold at the Chriskindlmarket. I'll settle for a poster with the tree in the background.
FOP, especially Cat needs to divert the money he is spending on himself to a PAC to get people we want elected. A west side teacher is mayor? Im guessing he contributed to the horrendous scores and performance of the students in CPS.
I have a black wife and black kids…
This is what happens what voters put a guy into office who was in special education classes and kept getting passed through. Let’s call Brandon Fredo from now on.
That is too much for BJ to decipher in a pinch. Maybe do like the parking garages and use an animal cartoons instead of numbers.
How old is his love child now?
I almost threw up in my mouth. I heard artz is getting 022. Beware of this guy, he’s bad news. Won’t happen till beginning of January.
This is Judge Teresa Molina-Gonzalez, the Cook County judge who allowed Lawrence Reed to return to Chicago's streets to commit more violent crimes.
Reed set a woman ablaze on the CTA last week.
Let Molina-Gonzalez seared into your memory.
Listen to her as she admits she is DEI hire and she issues rulings based on race.
https://x.com/ChicagoContrar1/status/1992713194641535278
Violent crime is overwhelmingly the work of a small group of repeat offenders. The remedy, as James Q. Wilson argued half a century ago in his classic book Thinking About Crime, is not social engineering but incapacitation: keeping the violent few from striking again.
https://x.com/CityJournal/status/1992700377951801833
They have s better mental ward?
When are you going to realize that IS his job...Crash the city, get CTU paid and disappear like Foxx without a trace
Let’s see. Parents (momma) search shorties book bags before leaving the home. If and when lil man or thot get caught with the itchy on the street especially when currently on court supervision police get a free pass to toss subjects bedroom and search of cellphones contents. All in the name of public safety, of course. And if momma resists, immediately place in custody. Section 8 gets yanked. And by the way has anyone seen the newest
Sebastian Maniscalco comedy show filmed at the Chicago Theatre? He starts by making a great observation of the state of the fine city of Chicago. Spot on.
You forgot #6, Blame Systemic Racism.
See level 4...
Any truth to the rumor that Brandum Johnson was late for another press conference because he mistakenly thought a City Hall broom closet was an elevator? He must have had another panic attack thinking the "elevator" was broken and his security detail was too embarrassed to say anything. I guess its better than mistakenly thinking it was a Men's room.
The Graphic DISCRIMINATES against the Color Blind Members of the Communerty! I will see you in Federal Court.
Now, now this is a family channel save that language for the Manhole.
Why is my Property tax $9,000⁉️🤨
Add me to the list of Black Woman, Flipped Red 💯😉🧐
“My people perish for the lack of knowledge…”. Yes, I was once ignorant…
Hey SCC. You will have to post daily because the ignant fool mayor Conehead says or does something fuckin stupid every fuckin day! Conehead an ugly fool! Pay your water bill asswipe.
Chart is very accurate.
Dude is a carpetbagger from Aurora for chrissake! Dat ain't keepin fo realz!
And the part where he sits and looks in the mirror, and says "I'm BJ Johnson, and I like myself" "I'm smart enough and I'm strong enough"
If Coneheads idea is to destroy this city beyond all recognition, he is doing a bang-up job!
The best part for the people who really run Chicago is that Brandumb Johnson is too stupid to realize how badly his policy and agenda are affecting the real citizens of Chicago.
Get ready for a socialist communist mayor next. BJ is just testing the waters.
Ah the Manhole….where the men are men and the sheep are nervous
Exactly...throw in a hate crime charge as well. If a 2 did that to a 1 there would be violence and protests all over chicago!!!
as always you can't fix stupid it's forever teeeeeeee heeeeeeeee
Well what can I say time on the people who think you need to earn their respect can go pound sand especially guys who start shit with you because they don’t know you and run amuck with bull shit they go hearing . It’s like graduates school with firearms. Get a life stop asking or talking about people no one knows . People who are mental are ones that go talking about police they don’t know . Remember that normal people don’t name drop people they don’t even have a phone number of or even a data mining event .
Ravenswood would have been nice for Conehead...
Great Mayoral campaign commercial material for ever is running vs 6.5.
better late than never
Conehead deserves the old Provident!
It is amazing how no matter the problem the answer for a certain community is "We need mo' money fo' dem programs!"
Ever notice how much government spending makes crime worse?
Housing projects/ Section 8 are high crime wastelands.
Public transit just allows project and section 8 residents to get to areas that have stuff worth stealing.
I am sure there are more examples.
Conehead blamed Nixon recently.
Wait until the story breaks about the 6 migrants (2 adults, 4 juvy's) involved in the stabbing death of the homeless guy early Sunday morning. 16 year old and 14 year old charged with murder. Combine that with everything from the last week and good chance he'll be at Stresscon 1
Hear ye, hear ye, Alderscum Hopkins said the snap curfew (never passed) would have prevented the shootings downtown last week. Police would have been able to invoke it. Well…Problem Solved.
oh any fool ghetto mayor
fixed it for you.
Joshua.
Yes, Professor?
What are you doing?
Playing a game.
What game?
Thermo Nutcluster War.
The RearEnd Jesse Jackasss lives between Provident and South Shore hospital and he was taken to Northwestern recently by a city ambulance who must go to the closest unless it’s for cfd or cpd with permission granted. Why does he get special treatment?
I will take him over Rhonda Anderson anyday.
would you like to play a game?
where can the tax payers demand an audit of CPS? they refuse to show the budget to the FEDS for several years now
Check the victims facebook page. BLM supporter who was betrayed by the Torch.Hope she makes it.
The family that commits crime together, stays together.
"And the part where he sits and looks in the mirror, and says "I'm BJ Johnson, and I like myself" "I'm smart enough and I'm strong enough"
"And, Dog gone it, people like me!"
Whatchu talkin bout Willis?!
twelve and still non binary
O yeah snap curfew within 30 minutes that will solve everything. Stupid ass mfers running the asylum
I think that really happens....
So, what is the local time where you are, 06:12:50 AM?
Sadly, I think you guys missed an opportunity some years ago when the last contract was settled.
Instead of taking back pay, would you have waived it...IF the City had waived residency?
That would have been a tough call!
That one alderman tore Conehead a new one WGN this morning about how the curfew law Conehead struck down would've prevented this crap. I can't wait to see how Conie spins this one.
How can someone have a head shaped like a cone AND a football?
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