Monday, December 22, 2025

Who You Know, Who You....

This was an....interesting....Slum Times HEADline:

Yeah, we're aware it's probably just the left-hand page of a two page report, but seriously, no one noticed this?

Thanks for the laugh. 

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41 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city council has been giving head to every mayor for decades.

12/22/2025 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sunk to a new low

12/22/2025 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cant make this shit up!

this is what happens when AI writes everything!

12/22/2025 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Either way, Ol boy says, " suck it"

12/22/2025 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well if it’s a way to close the fiscal gap I’ll give it a try

12/22/2025 04:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what do you expect from amateurs...most of these Scum Times employees were probably CPS students.

12/22/2025 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paper is only good for the bottom of a bird cage that’s it

12/22/2025 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cannot write this stuff up? But it proves the Trib cannot write obituaries let alone front page stories? I am waiting for Johnson to lose his mind and Veto the budget! Just so he can be called the Grinch who stole Christmas!

12/22/2025 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O/T: *****FOP******
Question for a previous poster.

Does anyone know which month the Fop released the news letter about COPA using voice enhancement during interview?

12/22/2025 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet some of them are probably good at it

12/22/2025 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most of the writers there do, both male and female.

12/22/2025 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead is finished! I'm surprised he's not in the Hospital Looney Bin!

Keep voting Democrat and vote yourself right out of a job!

12/22/2025 08:22:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Woohoo!

12/22/2025 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awaiting Comments from the Keesing Bandit

12/22/2025 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He seriously looks rather unhinged in that picture, it’s extraordinary!

Look at his crazy eyes.

12/22/2025 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's an insult to Sam my parrot 🦜

12/22/2025 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound hurt. Get help or cps student will take your job too.

12/22/2025 10:26:00 AM  
Blogger john mosby said...

The Keesing Bandit can invite them all to his pretty loft!

Then Chalkie can do what he does best…

12/22/2025 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I give it 3 more weeks until Johnson checks in to the Rubber Ramada

12/22/2025 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can you give head to something so SMALL?

12/22/2025 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, it does suck doesn't it.

12/22/2025 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

conehead is a hater who onl;y cares about the ghetto

12/22/2025 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they can teach my.....

12/22/2025 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eddie burke is a jerk

12/22/2025 12:56:00 PM  
Blogger Rich Rostrom said...

Many years ago, the US President had a sit-down in Hong Kong with the local chairman. The story title in the South China News was "Tung Meets Bush".

Just A Civilian (who appreciates awkward headlines)

12/22/2025 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid, the paper is going out of business.

12/22/2025 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’re off topic

12/22/2025 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me tinks sep-nov? I would say check the meeting minutes 🤣 but the rec0rding secret@ry doesn't always accurately record the minutes as stated and presented during meetings, right r0bbie boi

12/22/2025 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Richie

12/22/2025 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it sure does

12/22/2025 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Alderwoman Dorothy Tillman still in office?

12/22/2025 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori still has the biggest dick in Chicago

12/22/2025 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Greg G said...

Many years ago the Bloomington Il Pantograph ran a wedding story, "Normal Woman Maries Oblong Man" Normal IL Oblong IL.

12/22/2025 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zzzzzzzzzzz. Boring. let’s talk about area 5 again lolololololol

12/22/2025 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. The Markham PPO fired for doing her job has filed suit.

https://cwbchicago.com/2025/12/fired-markham-cop-sues-city-police-chief-who-ordered-her-to-release-convicted-murderer-found-with-gun.html?brid=mdZym-6ceKknz_JDr7-frA&fbclid=IwdGRzaAO27gRjbGNrA7bt9WV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHpdVq6XGJc6ZztidhgCEfvto40y-Im-bqOueF81J84-S3ZzQdwezNmJ6x4LW_aem_ihzko6u78bUYUjPhpab6QQ

12/22/2025 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dorothy “ the 🎩 “

12/22/2025 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead shows what a ghetto rat he is not paying his water bill and the fact he was hounded by a collection agency. Just like the other African American public figures Firmer congressman Bobby Rush and Stacy Davis Gates. But then again did anybody expect anything different ?

12/23/2025 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 10:26, lighten up Francis.

12/23/2025 04:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I give it 3 more weeks until Johnson checks in to the Rubber Ramada
12/22/2025 11:19:38 AM

LMAO, I'm using that one.

12/23/2025 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A "Cone-Job". LOL

12/23/2025 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet, a poet.

12/25/2025 09:04:00 AM  

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