Monday, December 22, 2025

Zero Homicide Weekend?

This is a rarity (via HeyJackass.com):

  • ‘Twas the weekend before Christmas, and all through wards, aldercreatures were stirring—like budget-hungry hordes. At the CTU stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Santa Brandon soon would be there. So up to the rooftop the deficits flew, with a sleigh full of spending, Brandon exclaimed, “Happy Christmas to all—and to all a good hike!”

    8:00a Demonized Tally: 0 killed, 10 wounded

It could all change at a moments notice....

....and it might have:

  • Two men were found dead early Sunday morning in Morgan Park, Chicago police said.

    Police officers found the men lying in the street around 1:15 a.m. in the 11700 block of South Marshfield Avenue. They were both pronounced dead at the scene, and police said there “was no apparent trauma” to their bodies.

Overdoses?

Or walking carbon monoxide poisoning? 

Still, approaching the end of the year and Chicago is still in the low 400s....420 or so. 

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being, by nature, the icons of frugality, the members of the Chalkers Guild never, ever, ever, ever, prematurely chalk.



Chalkie

12/22/2025 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loretto Hospital had a walk(ed) in 0110 from a shot up car.

12/22/2025 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just simply a rare moment when the gangbangers are reloading their weapons and going to funerals and memorials for their fallen members who lost their lives last weekend.
Chicago values since 1837

12/22/2025 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Airborne lead poisoning, the Chicago way.

12/22/2025 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sadly Prickster will claim it is proof his unconstitutional gun grab worked and the media will back him up.
What it really proves is Trump was right, those other countries are not sending their best.

12/22/2025 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Brandon and just bacon thanks President Trump, for having the Feds remove felons? Nope they will beat their chests and want accolades saying they were responsible! Hmm maybe they will honor the police, like President Trumps honored military by giving each soldier a bonus check! Oh sorry this dream just faded,democrats favor the criminals!

12/22/2025 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it was that racist white lightning that hit those 2 guys

12/22/2025 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 had a homicide on 3rd watch so definitely at least 1

12/22/2025 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Eileen Burke and President Trump. No one else can take credit for this drop in homicides.

12/22/2025 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you stop the shootings. You take away the targets. Pre-trial detentions are way up since that skunk crimesha left office and Midway Blitz is going full speed ahead.

12/22/2025 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://abc7chicago.com/amp/post/2-killed-morgan-park-hit-run-chicago-police-say/18306135/

Hit and run

12/22/2025 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime reduction ribbon on the way? Or will it just be attributed to attrition? They running out of people to kill and outstanding medical care?

12/22/2025 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They guys out in 005 were hit by a car.

12/22/2025 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump can take all the credit. ICE took away offenders and victims.

12/22/2025 09:05:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Do not despair. The Great Unwashed Democrat Welfare Voters will never disappoint.

12/22/2025 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe there are far less shooters on our streets than there used to be. Let's hope they become as rare as Venezuelan drug boat captains.

12/22/2025 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous A SCC SUPPORTER FROM CT said...

Zero cases of permanent lead poisoning you say

Gonna have to Start a Go Fund me For Chalkie to get him through this dry spell

12/22/2025 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of us old guys remember Joe McCarthy as a Deputy of Tactical Services and in charge of Special Employment back in the late 70's and early 80's. He wanted the parks, playgrounds, basketball courts and alleys cleared of drinkers. Return the parks back to the citizens. Confiscate the alcohol and lock up the offenders. More than 3 people (gangbangers) on the corner locked up for possible gang activity.

The homicide rate was around 800-900 for several years. In one year of this enforcement the numbers went down 210 homicides. A solid number. Took the drive-by shootings down and the bottle gang stabbings and domestics down also. Taking the victims off the street and enforcing the law, will actually lower crime. However, the Law enforcement friends in the ACLU knew the city would not pay for the officers' court time, so they petitioned the courts to stop this enforcement tactic because the city had no intention of prosecuting these cases. Your city and the ACLU actually showed all that if you stop enforcement, crime will go up and stay up.

12/22/2025 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Learning how to handle and shoot a weapon will help the numbers grow

12/22/2025 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cps is on x-mas break shootings are down

12/22/2025 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's gotta be that added Crook county tax on amma that is responsible

12/22/2025 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous HeyJackass said...

Hey SCC,

We ended up with two homicides - one traditional lead poisoning and the other involved a woman who died in a car accident fleeing a shooting. In that one, CPD labeled it a homicide before the ME did (they usually go the "accident" route with those). As for the two found dead on the street, they were the result of a hit and run. Usually hit and runs take some time to play out meaning they'll stay death investigations until late January or February.

12/22/2025 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old patrolman Joe. He had a keen eye and a great memory. He was a better boss than any of these clowns they have now.

12/22/2025 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chalkers Guild is fully funded by the natures of some humans' generous donations of timely tasks thereof.

When your work is your pleasure it's practically a hobby.




Chalkie

12/22/2025 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The tourniquet training probably saved a few lives.

12/22/2025 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No!!! It was the midnight basketball championship weekend that made the difference!!!!!!

12/22/2025 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe McCarthy was my tact Lt. in the early 70’s in the old Fillmore 011 and new Harrison district and later when he was Deputy car3 in charge of Gang crimes and Sog . Was a great boss and very smart and great recall of wanted people on the daily bulletin. His famous saying was for assholes / gang bangers etc. .Life in prison a day at a time and they won’t be shooting/ or creating problems tonight

12/22/2025 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jackass is right on the money. Somewhere in all those "death investigations" there are more than a few homicides. This practice of scrubbing the numbers has been going on for years.

12/23/2025 12:11:00 AM  

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