Any Bets?
What's the over/under on Conehead's next mental breakdown?
He's been looking extra raggedy lately.
Pick a date - we've got a couple spies who claim to be on his detail and they've got some stories.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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I hope your info isn’t from a merit Sgt. T who came from 005. That guy is a complete dbag. He was overheard talking to a few female p.o’s that’s he’s gonna be the superintendent one day. He’s the guy that walks around with his chest puffed up and the dumb mustache.
I just can’t wait to vote against the incompetent Mayor Brandy Boy Johnson.
Been checked in more than a few times at Northwestern under "John Smith". Who on this department would admit to voting for this moron?! Probably all the Obama and Biden supporters.
Spill the beans 🫘....
I want to hear about the emporers new clothes .
Well he didn’t use good sense standing in front of that, name the snow plow contest, (stunt) directed at ICE. It was bad timing and pure cringe. I can’t think of any politician who would have done that. I do believe he is unraveling. He is in over his head as he is not solving any of the City’s problems. The base he is playing to is small. His never aswering questions will be is downfall.
BOO, maybe he is afraid some of the GHOST employees have been seen by the Feds after the numerous leaks at City Hall.
Oh, would love to hear stories from his detail. Figure they’ll wait until after he’s out of office, but this will be better (and more pathetic) than Secret Service ones of Hillary throwing shit at Bill.
Tell them to share then….
Once he is gone...would love to know the stories. To protect the detail spies...understand that it can't be published now. Isn't it in the public interest to know now? Remember Tom Eagleton and the press was all about that.
April 1st. Then he can say it's just a prank. He's a fool anyway. Isn't that date his special holiday?
Hmmm wonder if he's worse than Groot and her demands that her LEO detail climb into the sewer on her insane concern a sewer threat existed, then not permit a uniform change...
No amount of money is worth guarding these fools. Interesting, we never see anything about his wife... Does she even exist or did she fle this fool?
Someone please film his meltdown. It's got to be epic.
Oh believe you me, it’s coming soon. I’ve personally witnessed Conehead being quietly snuck out the back of his house a few times—no detail, of course. Then LT conveniently pulls up, he hops in the car, and off they go. Real subtle. Definitely not heading to see the shrink or anything… just two guys taking a totally normal little secret trip. Nothing suspicious at all. 🙄🚗
So let’s hear the stories otherwise stfu
All socialists have mental illness issues.
Can’t Happen Soon Enough!!!
Stacie never leaves the house unless her favorite chauffeur Tony is behind the wheel. Too lazy to even grab coffee—so McDonald’s and Dunkin’ get delivered… by guess who? The drivers, of course.
Which really makes you wonder… what exactly was the point of that $80,000 renovation for First Lady Johnson’s office? 😂
One of his advisors should advise him that they make a Just For Men goatee kit.
Gee, how thrilling. You will only get another Democrat.
I think it was said best on the original night of the Living Dead movie..."There coming to get you BJ"!!
Surprised they dont come pick him up in the CPS Limo....The big yellow school bus.
Biggest stroke on the job. Do nothing Sergeant in 005 for sure. Had a DCO team, told them under no circumstances were the they to help out the watch.
I predict that mayor Cuckoo for cocoa puffs will unravel by April 15th. The weather is getting warmer again and crime is escalating and the media is actually having the balls to ask him about it. He looks like a deer in the headlights every time he gets asked a question. More popcorn please.
His base, the progressive base is motivated to actually go out and vote. Look around the country at the commies who have been elected. They don't get by large percentages of the population but still are winning around the country.
Let's hear the stories.
Didn’t conehead have a baby with a staff member at city hall shortly after he became mayor? What’s going on with all of that?
Brandon Johnson is having a mental breakdown over ICE Police Officers at O'hare Airport, from the grapevine!
I'm really glad to see ICE Officers at both O'Hare and Midway Airports because Mayor Johnson has pretty much defunded the Airport units, as the Airport [ORD and MDW] units are down well over 50% of Chicago Police Officers due to retirements with a bunch more Chicago Police Officers retiring in 2026 and who ever is left is making overtime money like crazy but working themselves to death, due to low and unsafe manpower levels for huge busy airports!
The more Police Officers no matter their background the better to help keep the Airports safe which is NOT a priority of the Mayor Johnson over protecting criminal illegal aliens!
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest!!!
Bingo.
Hey, wait a second, cut Brandom some slack. If you kept on hearing whispers in your head all day and all night long you would not sleep well either. All those blunders and stupid shit he does is just in his head. Otherwise, he is perfectly fine.
Conehead already had another meltdown. Look at the dumb ugly fuck standing alone in front of a snowplow with 70 degree weather. His 21st meltdown. Where is that fat fuck play gov Pigster. Laying more flowers in minn? Fatass said fuck the fireman who died. Fuck the college student murdered. Fuck the young white girl set on fire on cta. Pigster is a fat ugly piece of fuck who inherited his money. Fat fool Never worked a day in his life!
10 more months of conehead ..where will the 160 CPD guards go after mayor brando is dumped ?
He filed a disability claim
And as Slappy White at Loretto Hospital
I’m interested in learning the truth
2nd here on April Fool’s Day
Pick a date - we've got a couple spies who claim to be on his detail and they've got some stories.
Let's review:
He wears women's lingerie under his Armani suits. Check
He has to take off his shoes and count on his toes when asked to count to eleven. Check
Are they going to the bathhouse to meet Sparlefarts and Tiny dancer?
No it should be the short bus, not the big one.
Coneheads cone fittin to melt down into a pool of excrement.
It’d be a SHORT bus!
Heard the breakdowns started after he got some intern pregnant. Reason his wife got her office redone. Supposedly the wife and kids live in a separate home. Wonder if that’s why there is a 150 detail.
Voters are tired of hearing that ghetto teens causing downtown mayhem ‘be Trump’s fault for his disinvestment in the communities & for not providing opportunities.’
Mary Mitchell of the Sun-Times is betting Johnson wins and is calling for black people to vote black.
Omg U must be talking about Sgt Toliver . The biggest stroke ever. Tight pants, wearing his 8th grade graduation suit.
Would make a great superintendent GTFO
Maybe the intern can pay his water bill.
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