Wednesday, March 18, 2026

"Bag of Guns"

We had to read this one twice:

  • A crew of armed robbers that Chicago police have linked to at least two other holdups this month surrounded a man near the Magnificent Mile on Monday afternoon, taking his valuables and a bag containing firearms before fleeing in a luxury SUV.

    The robbery happened around 4:40 p.m. in the 100 block of East Chestnut Street. Police say a 64-year-old man had just stepped out of his vehicle when a black SUV, possibly a Maserati, rolled up with four males inside. Three of them got out, displayed rifles and handguns, and stripped the man of his wallet, a high-end watch, and the bag with the firearms, according to a preliminary report.

    The robbers then turned their weapons on two bystanders, a 58-year-old woman and a 47-year-old man, but left without taking anything from them, a police spokesperson said. The victims flagged down a passing CPD unit to report the crime. Camera footage captured the plateless SUV turning north on Rush Street before circling back to Chicago Avenue and heading south on Lake Shore Drive.

    The robbers were described as Black males between 16 and 35 years old, dressed in all-black clothing and standing about 5-foot-7. Two wore white face masks and one wore a red face mask.

Who wanders around the Mag Mile with a "bag of firearms"?

And now, when these guns start turning up at crime scenes or in the possession of previously convicted felons, are we going to have to listen to Fata$$ and Conehead spout off about how lax gun laws in Indiana or Wisconsin loosed the offending firearms on the peaceful streets of Chi-raq (or is it Chi-ran now?) 

UPDATE: They're expanding their hunting range

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62 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should be a law that CCL holders can only have 1 firearm on their person at a time. Too many times we’ve stopped 4 dudes in a car. All bangers but the 1 guy has a CCL with 3 guns in the car under his seat or in his glovebox etc. he admits the car is registered to him and all 3 guns are his. That needs to be changed.

3/18/2026 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...the offenders just got lucky to find a victim with a bag of guns....

3/18/2026 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we at some point address the root of the fucking problem?

3/18/2026 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same old POS win their elections....AGAIN

3/18/2026 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is Gotham city. Police officers get fired for doing proactive police work. Only in an upside world. Even if we got behind those offenders, it’s best to not chase them because, if it goes sideways you will be fighting for your career. You can’t be disciplined for not chasing, it’s in the order.

I am not happy with the rules myself, but don’t risk your career for an ungrateful CITY and Department that doesn’t have our backs.

Sadly majority of the public actually supports the police, but the majority of those in power in this city do not.

3/18/2026 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame that guy had his guns in a bag rather than someplace like a holster where he could access at least one of them.

3/18/2026 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

White face masks be races as fuck

3/18/2026 03:03:00 AM  
Blogger Was that a SPEEDBUMP?! said...

Everything's gonna be just fine...did you see last nights election results?!?!?!

3/18/2026 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the description, because most Chicago medias won’t give a description. The Democratic politicians give it on for advantage to the criminals.

3/18/2026 04:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think CHI RAN is more appropriate

3/18/2026 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's with criminals and Maseratis? A non cop question, are no plates considered a pretextual stop and banned? You can't tell me this group has been driving around and no cop saw it with no plates.

3/18/2026 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When they get caught it will be the same old story. Out of jail on cashless bail with extensive adult/juvenile criminal backgrounds. About as predictable as the sun coming up in the East and going down in the West.

3/18/2026 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ammunition registration will solve this.

3/18/2026 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can this be real? FOID is supposed to prevent it. RIGHT??

3/18/2026 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope!

3/18/2026 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's an SUV with zero plates that parks in my alley every night (010), cops haven't done a thing about it.

3/18/2026 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the dems said the tax on ammo would solve that problem

3/18/2026 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

surprised those 4 honor roll students were not down in Florida for all the shootings on the beach

3/18/2026 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless you can link the 64 year old man to some criminal activity, it doesn't concern you how many firearms someone has in a bag. We can have our suspicions, but you come across like a mom's demand action Karen this time.

3/18/2026 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who in holy hell voted for Prickwinkle??

3/18/2026 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Should be a law that CCL holders can only have 1 firearm on their person at a time."

No.

CCL permits shouldn't even exist-possessing the means to protect yourself, your property, and others is a Constitutionally protected Right. Such a law would only be obeyed by the law-abiding citizen, not law-breakers.

3/18/2026 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Usually old men walk around the North side with a bag of d***s.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/18/2026 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah but, what kind of watch was it?

3/18/2026 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sarcasm of these comments in pretending to actively swallow the literal bagman's fairytail of being robbed.

Sheesh, it's absurdly sarcastically funny.

3/18/2026 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What's with criminals and Maseratis?"

Notice how these poor, oppressed, marginalized people, who have endured generations of systemic racism, often drive high-end, luxury vehicles while committing crimes? Only in America.

3/18/2026 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A “bag of guns” could actually mean the guy had three firearms and was returning from the range. I’ve seen this at several of the suburban ranges I shoot at. Guys shoot all their stuff in one session. It’s really not that unusual.

3/18/2026 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This State is fucked and my wife doesn't want to move.... Shit

3/18/2026 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, obviously they knew he'd have them.

3/18/2026 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then they shall say the police can only carry 1 gun dummy........f that!!

3/18/2026 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery any day.

3/18/2026 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The feral urban criminal is a feature of the Democrat Left, not a bug.

3/18/2026 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a new generation of police,most aren’t looking for criminals, and I don’t blame them in this political environment.

3/18/2026 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least their not on the CTA.

3/18/2026 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call bullshit, I think he is having sellers remorse. I think he did a straw sale to convicted felons or no FOID and is now worried he will get caught and do prison time.

3/18/2026 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police don't carry firearms under the authority of a CCL.

3/18/2026 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the Hell says...
You mean everyone don't walk around with a bag of guns....????

3/18/2026 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, I thought that was a bit kinky too

3/18/2026 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fake robberies
https://revolver.news/2026/03/fbi-just-uncovered-a-new-indian-immigration-scam-and-this-ones-a-crafty-doozy/

3/18/2026 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laws and order does not apply to savages

3/18/2026 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be new to Shitcago.

3/18/2026 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the city pay out from the victims fund?

3/18/2026 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or he was selling them and they took them instead

3/18/2026 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrats vision for Illinois
Hate Trump, tax tips , tax OT, high gasoline, sales and real estate taxes. Assist violent criminals when ICE is on patrol to make arrests . 1,000’s of victims because violent criminals released on no cash bail. Some died, some sexually assaulted, robbed,burned and 10,000’s of thefts , burglary victims. Fraud in Illinois government hasn’t been mentioned. Vote in November.

3/18/2026 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wasn't just the number of firearms - it was that he was carrying all of them while visiting. Even the most personal-safety-conscious gun owner would pack one in the glove compartment and one on his / her person, not have a sack (that could easily be stolen in a smash and grab) of guns in their car.

3/18/2026 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Using a stolen Maserati is brazen slap in the face demonstrating that the Police is powerless and ineffective in enforcing the laws.
These thugs understand how the plate readers work and therefore are willing to drive around in a stolen car with no plates.
Criminals know the no chase policy.
The City just paid out $27,000 000 for a fatal car crash in which the offenders killed a woman. Not the Police. Offenders killed her.
From the victim's perspective, how do you defend yourself from 4 armed offenders with rifles?
Do you take a stand and take one or two with you while the other two may gun you down? Or do you throw your hands up and give up your bag of guns? Or do you drive around with a rifle strapped to your chest and your head on a swivel?
Until the people fight back for their rights, the UNSAFETY Act is repealed, and people fight back, there is no end in sight.
Head on a swivel gentlemen.
From Deep Behind Enemy Lines in CHIRAN

3/18/2026 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How old are you now, KB?

3/18/2026 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your proposal goes against the Second Amendment.

3/18/2026 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously the Machine or their lackeys the media mentioned her age. She's 79 years old. Time to retire but she's too selfish

3/18/2026 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the OP: pretextual stops are not banned in Chicago (yet), and stopping a car with no plates is not necessarily pretextual anyway. However, ain't no way a Maserati full of gangbangers/robbers is going to pull over for the police. And we definitely cant chase for just no plates.

3/19/2026 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to heyjackass.com we've had more carnage than those in combat in Iran.

3/19/2026 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't FOID ruled to be unconstitutional?

3/19/2026 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah…Same Dumb Fucks Elected!!!

3/19/2026 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Preckwinkle’s younger than Trump! And you *know* who the hell voted for her - every busload of Church Ladies from the south & west sides.

As long as normal people refuse to vote in the IL primary & pull a Dem ballot when doing so, this will continue to happen. The Dem Primary is Illinois’ only actual election.

3/19/2026 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Infringe the rights of law abiding citizens to address criminal actions? You sound like a complete leftist dipshit.

3/19/2026 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are you, some kind of racist?

3/19/2026 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly. It’s concerning that so many cops don’t seem to understand this concept.

3/19/2026 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On Michigan Boulevard? How soft are you?

3/19/2026 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole story is "hinky", Scooby! Who walks around with a bag o' guns in anti-gun Chicago, and the bad guys just HAPPEN to rob them??

3/19/2026 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn’t everyone carry around a bag of guns?

3/19/2026 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

from the Jewels? or Abdul's plexi hut?

3/20/2026 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waving the magical wand of 'should be a law', the aromas of particlized feces, aka, fart gases, waft serenely on the breezes of anal pressure releases.

3/20/2026 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

I am old enough to know better but not old enough to stop.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/20/2026 07:54:00 AM  

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