Saturday, April 25, 2026

Captain Training (corrected)

A couple of interesting choices among these six:


One of these lieutenants has a thirty-day suspension in his history:
  • fighting with the police
  • conduct unbecoming
  • lying (Rule 14?)

But he can be a captain? 

Must be heavier than whale shit. 

UPDATE: title fixed

UPDATE: as people are pointing out, how can someone with a sustained Rule 14 even be put on the list?

  • can't sign off on Arrests which was the purpose of a captain
  • can't be part of any CR investigative process

Pretty much useless, which seems to be the defining characteristic of the entire rank nowadays. 

But he gets an unearned pension bump for a political appointment. 

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120 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt. Coffee Cup became Lt. Coffee Cup, and will now be Capt. Coffee Cup. The wonderful world of merit.

4/25/2026 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This place is sickening

4/25/2026 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anytime you as an officer is about to be SPAR'ed. Take a quick second and look up the supervisor on Invisible Institute. Ask them about their record and how it influences their decision to write you up.

4/25/2026 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why?

4/25/2026 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please name the previous offender

4/25/2026 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t this just the training, but the actual promotional pics made later?

4/25/2026 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the court section Lt be assigned to street duty ? She'll cry to Nardo who will demand she's on days with weekends off. Omg Mickey.....you're getting in way over your head.

4/25/2026 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 from the building and one from Homan, 2 from 002. It’s all legit folks, and people.

4/25/2026 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s training not appointment

4/25/2026 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salvage?!? Are you kidding me?

4/25/2026 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salvage is very nice but she’s never been on the street. She’s been an inside person from the get go.

4/25/2026 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo banks has no clue. How the hell can she make captain. Good luck to wherever she goes cause it will be messed up quickly

4/25/2026 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JC is an insufferable douche bag. He spent his whole career in 019 inside

4/25/2026 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kapustianyk Spent 90% of his career in Research and Development. WOW!

4/25/2026 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember C.J. as a sgt and he was okay but nothing spectacular. He was merit lieutenant but not sure how he made sgt. Never seemed like a personable person but who knows…

4/25/2026 04:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clark? Seriously? Complete goof

4/25/2026 05:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please let me know who caught the 30 days?

4/25/2026 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://m.cpdp.co/complaint/1055737/

4/25/2026 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jason Clark??? Wow, Just when you thought this Dept couldnt get any lower..this assholes EGO is bigger than Lightfoots you know what. What an ass kissing, useless piece of shit. I guess going to work at HQ gave him enough tine to use his knee pads. This Dept is doomed.

4/25/2026 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nardo must be so proud. Jfc. This is the "best" they can come up with? Oh wait they made that clown FROGGY a captain then commander after a brief amount of time. Keep working hard folks.....it's all legit

4/25/2026 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's nothing. WE both know a captain at Homan that has more then 1 DUI and hasn't a clue what real police work is. Merit merit merit

4/25/2026 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, been retired a while now but noticed the names of the "nominators" have the same last name as the clouted people when I was on the job,,, somethings never change

4/25/2026 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD is the equivalent of WWE. All fixed and staged. Nothing to see here folks, keep moving.

4/25/2026 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salgado will go to 701
Banks will go to Inspections
Clark back to OLA IGA
Kapustianyk back to RD
Salvage back to Inspections
Junious to 006

4/25/2026 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AS and his brother got into a bar fight a long time ago (2012). The bar fight, not a big deal except they fought the responding officers. Both took lots of time (20+ days) and have clearly moved on to bigger & better. What boss keeps pushing for them? Why? Are those under his/her command not more deserving of Captain?

4/25/2026 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look it up, you must be a detective.

4/25/2026 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably was working on his online courses, will fit in with current leadership.

4/25/2026 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clark dumped management people from his watch when they brought in no activity, what a jerk.

4/25/2026 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely disgusting what this dept has turned into.
Another goof involved in an incident that would clearly tarnish a regular members career yet their guy only goes up??
Maria Pena (ret) is another that only went up when she should have been fired and or jailed

4/25/2026 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should be noted, This is not promotion to Capt. This is training to choose from. The Dept has routinely scrapped the list for a new one.

4/25/2026 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not a promotion!! Training only!

4/25/2026 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, the Invisible Institute. That was a clown comment. My info has been wrong on there since their list first came out and besides being a far left police hating website.

4/25/2026 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jason Clark is a good dude! Congratulations!

4/25/2026 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't she inside in 025?

4/25/2026 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last 2 classes of Captains were promoted right out of the academy. These 6 will be Captains.

4/25/2026 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now kids, I know some of these seem egregious but if you REALLY want to see egregious look up the history of Ron Luberman aka Tuberman. Dude went from PPO to Gold Star IN ABOUT EIGHT YEARS. All of his shirts looked brand new since he didn't wear em too long. After he was done with the police department he went to various high ranking city positions, running numerous other city departments. He finally got called out for trying to re-enter our pension in order to complete his plundering. Don't know whatever happened to him but I heard he moved to San Francisco where him and his husband own a KY dispensary...

4/25/2026 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1st training class for the new capt will be how to put those 2 bars on correctly

4/25/2026 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salvage has never had a bad spot in her brief career which btw was spent inside as a house mouse. Snelling and Hein, you guys are beyond pathetic and an embarrassment. A court section lieutenant?? Clark the biggest ass kissing idiot on the job? Well at least he's cut from the same cloth as Hein. The tokens from 002 who can't pass a promotional exam and have zero police knowledge? Yeah, way to set up the department for future failure. Snelling and the career kiss ass Heineken. Absolutely pathetic. This is what happens when a clueless career gym teacher makes superintendent. Go back to teaching Jazzercise Larry. That's all you were ever good for.

4/25/2026 10:50:00 AM  
Blogger Over said...

He was merit Sgt too

4/25/2026 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll note that the more incompetent they are the more militant they appear to be. This is a diversion tactic to fend of anyone coming to them for guidance. Yo is just another yoyo.

4/25/2026 11:10:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Tell us what you really think.

4/25/2026 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

clot rules family / friends

4/25/2026 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And he’s going to have a Capt spot created for him somewhere inside.
Someone else who’s afraid of the street

4/25/2026 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It used to be Sgt Old Style became Lt. Old style who became Captain Old Style.

4/25/2026 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop your crying she got more arrests than you I’m sure. Worked with her she’s a great officer. Jealous coppers always have something to say.

4/25/2026 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember Brett Goldstein?

4/25/2026 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

here's a suggestion from an old dinosaur ,eliminate the useless rank of Captain/Inspector. Keep Captain rank, promotions by a competitive test multiple choice ,short written answer and an oral board . Assign Captains to 12 hour shifts ,overseeing two watches and rotate captains every three months to another watch and every two years to another district.
Inspector rank should be filled by a Sergeant from the patrol division with a minimum of 5 years. We have had Commanders,Coordinators,Deputy Chiefs from the rank of Sgt. CPD had a gangs specialist promoted to Deputy Chief.
Let them earn their pay, supervise 2 Its.,7 Sgts. and 15 beat cars everyday.
it's now a rank of cowards.

4/25/2026 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ron Huberman dated Don Lemon the piece of garbage that was fired from CNN.

4/25/2026 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

003 maybe
Showers is now in 006

4/25/2026 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you saying Clark’s also about to OD on testosterone shots like Lori?

4/25/2026 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only those who can spell hold clout around here.

4/25/2026 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for that information.

4/25/2026 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

003 needs a captain since froggy got promoted

4/25/2026 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When and where did you work with her? INSIDE somewhere? That's where clown. She's rarely ever worked the street and last time I saw her detailed out she looked like a deer in headlights when the youths decided to take over Pride.

4/25/2026 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When and where did you work with her? INSIDE somewhere? That's where clown. She's rarely ever worked the street and last time I saw her detailed out she looked like a deer in headlights when the youths decided to take over Pride.

4/25/2026 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea that’s not how it happened. Theres a reason it went away. The officers who were “fought” should be happy it went away the way it did

4/25/2026 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was on the street. She made sgt from the area central gang team that had two officers arrested. She was promoted right before their scandal dropped.

4/25/2026 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salgado will go to BOC
Banks will go to 007
Clark to inspections
Kapustianyk back to RD
Salvage back to Inspections
Junious to 006

4/25/2026 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clark is the most qualified and smartest guy for the job, just ask him.

4/25/2026 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huberman and his company "Benchmark" have now burdened us with the new performance system (PES). He's a POS.

4/25/2026 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s hate.

4/25/2026 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya. Old timer. Let’s keep rotating your hours and every month Watch every every two years. You must be divorced

4/25/2026 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been knowing Mikey for 20 years! Two things: highly intelligent and extremely hard working… I know for a fact she’s smarter than your blue shirt ass!

4/25/2026 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrong

4/25/2026 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clark always threatened management people to go to st judes..if you didn't you were not considered the following yr and were put on the late car...complete asshole who never did anything himself except give hand jobs to the big bosses..he was so pissed he didn't make commander when papa left 019..boo hoo clark..go have a cup of joe.

4/25/2026 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it the Captain of Vice? She looks like a drunk.

4/25/2026 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You obviously don’t know Salvage. Quick career?! She’s been on the job probably longer than your beat car pushing ass. 20 years you hater!

4/25/2026 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Augie was never charged with a Rule 14. Keep in mind, if we were all to be judged by our worse day since joining the job - can anyone say they would remain unscathed. Give it a break. His tomfoolery happened in 2012. Cmon, leave the past in the past. And, do we ever really have anything nice to say about anyone getting promoted?!

4/25/2026 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Banks never been the police a day in her life.

4/25/2026 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for chiming in Lt SALVAGE. Now go cry that you can't work weekends or the street. FOH

4/25/2026 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn’t agree more.

4/25/2026 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He has never done any police work. Inside the whole 28 years. They are padding his pension. Gets me sick.

4/25/2026 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said. Totally agree. One big shit show.

4/25/2026 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was never liked by anyone in 019..thats why he never made commander and why he left

4/25/2026 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

!!!!!!!!!

4/25/2026 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clark was always a useless dog as a PO. When he was Lt in 019 he would do roll call in sandals.

4/25/2026 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JC as a WOL took care of his guys.

4/25/2026 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing Jason. You’ve been hiding inside a long time, quietly complaining about Dana not promoting you. I guess she finally had enough and gave in. Congrats.

4/25/2026 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be one of the ones that got dumped from the Court Section.

4/25/2026 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess if you’re a LT ranked 1-75 in seniority you will never make Capt or commander unless you’re from a unit or Hein’s drinking buddies. If a LT for over 4 years you have 0-10 percent chance of being promoted. So much for knowledge and experience. LTs with one year in rank getting promoted. Disgraceful to those who have busted their buts. Bring back the captains test!

4/25/2026 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Clark ever tell you when he got into a fight at Moretti's & got his ass kicked & then calls in as a Robbery Victim because he started some shit & caught his ass!

4/25/2026 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this in reference to a goof who name tag or star was on upside down

4/25/2026 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Junious is going to 003. Nice guy, but admin is NOT his thing. We’re lucky he can even read and right.

4/25/2026 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shes been taken care of her whole career. She made Lt and immediately went to A3 where she was gifted area 3 PRT teams and did the admin for the deputy chief. When she found out Calderon was retiring, she RAN to headquarters and was going floor by floor begging for a spot. She was in BCT asking for anything she could get. Finally after Gil left they gave her the court section. She’s terrified of the street and shift work and anything that isn’t straight days, m-f and weekends off. She will eventually score a captain spot at 35th.

4/25/2026 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salgado gone??? Who’s going to take care of the million dollar kid Sgt AV in 193!? Salgado is his friend and he has allowed him to put a slip in every single day. I hope we don’t get a legit Lt AV, your little game may be over. Don’t forget, we all see it. Could this be your 4th dump now from the building??? I would laugh because I was here for the other times and it was hilarious. Time to go kid!!!

4/25/2026 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean it went away with sustained findings on the clowns brothers? Followed by suspension time?!? How many extra days does dummy Lt need to do to make up for bad time genius? Again tell us how "happy" on duty officers were when this went away. They are lucky in today's environment they'd be in 376 and then terminated. F u and AS

4/25/2026 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salgado is one of the many reasons why that buildings sucks. Complete idiot that had no business being there because he knows nothing about the unit.

4/25/2026 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s sad when everyone knows you’ve never done an ounce of actual police work. But hey, our Supt wasn’t a ball of fire either.

4/25/2026 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

banks a nut job who just happen to make merit Lt with the merit cmdr of 2 and she is the new un-noble president

4/26/2026 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s Chicago. Lt is the end of the line for the smart and unconnected.

4/26/2026 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For shits and giggles, look up the individual at the BaIA that was assigned to investigate you.

4/26/2026 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't he "more than just friends" with the kissing bandit?

4/26/2026 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captains have more administrative functions than operational. YB has a comprehensive administrative background that aligns well with the increasing administrative functions associated with the Captain role. I can attest to the fact that YB has worked as desk officer, watch secretary, administrative officer, and sergeant in Personnel under Chief Eugene Williams, where she demonstrated her exceptional organizational skills and attention to detail. Additionally, her experience as court sergeant, field Lt, and WOL in 002 has equipped her with a deep understanding of the procedural aspects of law enforcement operations.

Given her diverse background, I firmly believe that the Captain position is the best fit for her at this stage in her career. She has a proven track record of managing various administrative tasks efficiently and effectively. Just let her handle cu slips, furloughs, rosters, A&A’s, uniform inspections, radios, spars, etc.

4/26/2026 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone looked a Salgado? His CR history has a ton of great allegations. But the best are the one he picks up off duty! And now they make him a Captain? This is showing us all how poorly the CPD promotes?
In my career I have had no promotions but have been at two different CR incidents involving Salgado. And then his brother once? And these are our leaders…….

4/26/2026 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen!

4/26/2026 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don’t need to talk shit until you learn how to spell.

4/26/2026 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JC never took care of anyone but himself...he had his face so far up the judges ass in 019 trying to get himself the commander position. Guy is such a kiss ass and the dumbest mother fucker youll ever meet. Remember, GIVEN not earned, he never had the respect of anyone in 019.

4/26/2026 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea, cause you were one of his kiss ass minions.

4/26/2026 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A LOT of Lieutenants do not want to be promoted any further on this shit show of a Dept. All have their own reasons.

4/26/2026 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clark begged and cried to OMalley. He also threatened to sue for discrimination. He said as a Captain he only wants to go back to 019 or be an Inspector.

4/26/2026 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my experience, JC has always treated me fairly in both his roles as Sgt and Lt. He’s consistently been approachable and willing to help or answer any questions I had when I was a PO and later as a Sergeant.

4/26/2026 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He will go back to 019 as captain. Current Capt to be promoted to 012 commander.

4/26/2026 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I’m coming back biatches.and I know who’s been posting this garbage.

4/26/2026 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These questions can easily be answered by looking at her career arrest summary. Remember, police work is always documented.

4/26/2026 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s exactly what she did. She begs and begs. Cries and cries. She pretends to be nice, but she’s fake as it comes. She talks behind your back, and smiles like she likes you. How much food did you buy Dana O’ Malley?

4/26/2026 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not a true "Merit" system its called the "Buddy Buddy system". Taking care of friends.

4/26/2026 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes I am so what’s your point?

4/26/2026 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A real arrogant prick that would screw over his own blood to get ahead. I’ve known this asshole since the academy. Gets off by spreading rumors and lies to make himself look good.

4/26/2026 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So tell me you are not the police by not saying they are the police. Sounds like a secretary

4/26/2026 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this in reference to a goof who name tag or star was on upside down
4/25/2026 09:53:47 PM
I'll have you know my name tag looked right when I looked at it while it was on my shirt, so what I could not comprehend I was looking at it upside down, that's why I'm merit

4/26/2026 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Building sucks under Salgado watch ? ! WHAT. Salgado created a MONSTER GID team(x3 SW a week). You mean GID needs to give rid of DINOSAURS 🦕.

4/26/2026 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More self-implication of how corrupt and untrustworthy the promotional system is in the corrupt Democrat city that's run by Gangsters.

4/26/2026 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He definitely doesn’t have any on duty. Never left the station

4/27/2026 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, you don’t Augie. And your boy toy AV is going to bring his whole team down with his bogus OT crap he’s pulling. People downtown have caught on to his daily OT. We’re ALL seeing this.

4/27/2026 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captains should be assigned to every watch in a district and actually supervise the police officers and supervisors. If not, the rank should be eliminated.

4/27/2026 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jc was the real deal why wouldn't a management cop not go to St jude

4/27/2026 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yall want working police to be bosses but every day yall come on here and say “report to your calls only” “why are these young officers still proactive”.

4/28/2026 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clark is the smartest guy..Bahahaha i can't stop laughing at this nonsense..stop talking about yourself Ego Clark.

4/29/2026 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CJ is great! The officers on 3rd watch in 003 loved working for him and so did the tact guys in 002. That’s enough for me. Congrats

4/29/2026 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M.S. has been inside since she was a ppo in 014. How and why cause she was pregnant never went on to work patrol ever again or the streets to be direct.

5/02/2026 12:15:00 PM  

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