Saturday, April 25, 2026

Cool Weekend

It's about time to start predicting the summer weekend mayhem.  A sort-of-warm Friday gives way to some fifty degree days, so this one is going to be more a "stab in the dark."

  • we're going to guess at three dead, maybe seven maimed

1700 hours Friday until 0000 Monday for a fifty-five hour window. 

Only HeyJackass.com numbers will be accepted as official.

Place your bets. 

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15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 ded & 9 injured 120 matchsticks

4/25/2026 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 dead
42 shot
Not freezing

4/25/2026 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT -

Third World reports from the Matt Gaetz show on OAN TV (www.oann.com) -

* The dismantling of Detroit - metal thieves have destroyed 75 fire hydrants in just 48 hours - sawing and wrenching off the brass fittings, leaving a cast iron stub sticking up from the ground trickling water.

* Due process as President Bukele remodels El Salvador - a mass trial for 486 MS-13 members who, between them, committed over 47,000 crimes between 2012 and 2022. Gotta clear up that backlog a little...

Cheers, all!

4/25/2026 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the summer mayhem begin.

4/25/2026 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get those numbers up

4/25/2026 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 and 15 respectfully

4/25/2026 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 Kilt/10 Aerated.

4/25/2026 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It may be cooler but the shit will still happen..thats why the wear the hoodies, more opportunities, 5/14.

4/25/2026 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll go 4 and 10.

4/25/2026 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From WGN
"CHICAGO — An investigation by Chicago’s Office of Police Accountability is underway on Saturday morning following an overnight shooting involving CPD officers on the city’s Southwest Side.

According to police, it all began around 1:10 a.m. when officers attempted to stop a vehicle, which was occupied by two males and a female, in the 4400 block of South Mozart Avenue, in Evergreen Park."
Need to stop writing stories by AI. WTF

4/25/2026 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s OK Lisa Chapman from channel 7 said it was on the northwest side

4/25/2026 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 and 15, who do you think were dealing with, people with anger management issues and justify violence by blaming others, hey wait a minute…..

4/25/2026 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT -

What to expect in Illinois if the Jackass Party succeeds in turning the homeless loose statewide -

Once-charming mountain escape now battling homelessness homeowners say turned postcard city into no-go zone

For years, Asheville, North Carolina, marketed itself as a mountain escape known for breweries, boutique hotels and Blue Ridge views. But residents and critics say a different reality has taken shape in the wake of Hurricane Helene: panhandling at intersections, public intoxication, encampments and an unsafe downtown.

Panhandling, public intoxication and encampments have taken over the once-charming tourist destination, locals say...(problems) have increased relentlessly under the watch of local homelessness experts and a governing body that is dominated by liberal Democrats and those with an even more extreme view to the left.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/charming-mountain-escape-battling-homelessness-homeowners-say-turned-postcard-city-go-zone



4/25/2026 10:11:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Anyone who makes that mistake is a Chucklehead.

4/25/2026 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4/12

4/25/2026 03:27:00 PM  

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