Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Porkulous Ends Conehead?

The dem party in Illinois is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Fata$$ International - he bought it, he funds it, he even funds part of Bailey's campaign so he can pick his own opponent.

And he just told the Machine that Conehead has outlived his uselessness:

  • Mayor Brandon Johnson has “no plan” to keep the Bears in Chicago, Gov. JB Pritzker said Monday, declaring Johnson’s long-shot hope for city control over the Illinois Sports Facilities Authority “typical” for a mayor he says has accomplished little in Springfield.

    The governor’s remarks about the way the rookie mayor does business with the Illinois General Assembly revive early tensions between Pritzker and Johnson that the two men had seemingly tried to downplay in recent months.

    “He has no plan. He’s come up with no plan at all about how the Bears would end up in the city of Chicago. So that’s problematic. I’d love them to be in the city, but we are three years in now, and he still has no plan,” Pritzker told reporters at an unrelated event in Chicago. “This is kind of typical in fact. ... The mayor has shown up every spring at the end of session to pronounce what he would like to see happen.”

And just to put another nail in the Conehead's political coffin:

  • Despite Mayor Brandon Johnson’s top adviser insisting Friday there’s still a chance the Bears build a stadium in the city, the team still considers Arlington Heights and Hammond, Indiana, the only two viable sites.

    The Bears will reiterate that point Tuesday when they update the 31 other NFL teams on the status of the Arlington Heights and Hammond sites — and nowhere else. The briefing will take place at the NFL’s quarterly meeting in Orlando, a source said Monday.

We still think Hammond is the head-fake and Springfield will force the tax-break issue on Arlington Heights shortly, ending the Bears association with Chicago in everything aside from the name.

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52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Pigster feels that the Bears might be leaving the state so wants to throw Brandon under the bus and shift the blame from him to Brandon to protect his future ambitions.

5/19/2026 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who would pay money to see these two despicable loathsome morons in a cage match 🤬😡💩

5/19/2026 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bye,Bye Bears!!!

5/19/2026 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead is ruining fatass's national ambitions. Conehead should fight back and make it even worse in Chicago.

5/19/2026 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, a democRAT being critical of another democRAT,,, gotta love it,,,oh,,, and bye bye bears

5/19/2026 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A fourth possible spot just burned down this weekend?

5/19/2026 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But yet you will probably sign this bill. Do you know what socialized medicine is? You will never get an appointment. It will be the bottom of the barrel of doctors look at what they’re trying to do Fri healthcare for everyone for the illegals also mistake sink more and more they push free abortions, killing babies and now they want to have free healthcare. How does that work?

https://www.ilga.gov/Legislation/BillStatus/FullText?GAID=18&DocNum=2873&DocTypeID=SB&LegId=0&SessionID=114

5/19/2026 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IDGAF about the Bears. They hate you and what we stand for and the millionaire players wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. These clowns aren't going to Indiana they just want to sucker the lemmings into giving them tax breaks. How about giving us taxpayers a tax break like on the gasoline tax and not to billionaire sports team owners,

5/19/2026 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets see how Tubby is going to handle the Larry Hoover release. My guess is he will cave in to the black activists as usual. Lets hope that kills his nationwide ambitions.

5/19/2026 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what DEI delivers, pretend you know what your doing and then whine when people realize that you don't.

5/19/2026 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the Giant Prehistoric Sloth who is the #1 squatter at the Springfield Peoples House, in honor of our 250th birthday for our country will raise the gasoline tax by .50 per gallon July the 1st. just in time for the 4th of July celebrations. Have a wonderful summer, driving around Illinois.

5/19/2026 08:08:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Balmoral was a great racetrack.

5/19/2026 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois law makers are notorious for ramming through questionable legislation on May 31 as the clock strikes 12. Expect the "Bears bill" to be approved this way as well.

5/19/2026 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the Bears move to Hammond just to punch the Dummycrats in the face!

I don't care because I will NEVER afford to go to a Bears game anyway! So BYE!

5/19/2026 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww another jealous little boy.....only problem with the bears is the ownership

5/19/2026 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fathead knows the Bears are leaving, and he wants people to blame Conehead, and not him. Disassociating with Conehead is a political move. Neither of them cares where the Bears play. Strange because it is a bad financial move for both the city and state. But there's not a shred of common sense between them is there?

5/19/2026 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. Porky is making a political move here. He is shifting the blame to get ahead of the morons in the local media.

5/19/2026 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Bears already sent a letter last week and said there were only two viable options left. Keep up if you are going to post. Thanks

5/19/2026 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:43 - this is 100% the case. JB knows how angry Bears fans will be about this & is pre-emptively placing all blame on BJ.

5/19/2026 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said, they never had any intention golf going to Indiana, just fleecing Illinois taxpayers.Let them move.

5/19/2026 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agree 💯% !!!

5/19/2026 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, it's their best move forward. I'm not even a Bears fan and don't care where they play. They should have ruled out ANYWHERE in Illinois a long time ago. Makes me question the business smarts of that organization. Illinois is fast becoming a place that you leave. Not a place to stay or move to when you are running a business. I have also wondered if the last three years were posturing to appease their fan base. The Arlington Heights property will just be a good investment when they do let it go, and it also gave them leverage against Fatso and Conehead. To just pick up and leave, would have bothered a lot of their fans. I think the cards were already stacked a while ago. Conehead and Fathead, you got outplayed! Goodbye Bears!

5/19/2026 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Governor Fatass+ Mayor Dumbass= YOU GETTING IT IN THE ASS

5/19/2026 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neither one would last five seconds exerting any kind of energy that required cardio endurance. In a battle of egos, that could be a toss up.

5/19/2026 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the recent Cubs-Sox meeting the fans, probably also majority Bears fans, chanted "Green Bay Sux."

Well, at least Packer fans know where their team will be staying.

5/19/2026 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hand slappings with Norm Peterson vs Cliff Clavin.

5/19/2026 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Brandon Johnson, is showing how stupid he really is!!

5/19/2026 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In bed with a franchise worth billions fuck them both

5/19/2026 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is that even possible?

5/19/2026 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Porky n Conehead. Two ugly fools.

5/19/2026 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People (sports fans)created a idolatry of sports teams and this addiction has created a market that pays millions to athlete's who are playing a kids game.As long as people (fans) are willing to pay what the market can bare the monster will keep growing like it is expanding into Europe.It is a great escape from everyday stresses in life where people of all walks of life can come together on at least a common love of their chosen team.The NFL screwed that up by allowing Politics to be injected into the sports.As we can see politicians control tax breaks ( and maybe choice seats)so things get muddled with interference in the common persons support of their team.Where are the fans tax breaks?Let the owners eat cake!Now the trend is in sports is where we will have to pay separate for streaming.Now the fan that can not afford to take their kid to a game will be forced to pay anyways.Advertising revenue is not enough?

5/19/2026 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^100%!
F-this corrupt disaster of a city, let the dump burn right to the ground. National Felon League can burn as well.

5/19/2026 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Indiana doesn’t want the Bears, they just want Illinois to give all their cash to the Bears. Guess what Illinois lawmakers fell right into place.

5/19/2026 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it costs the Illinois taxpayer billions, you might be correct.

5/19/2026 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If porky and conehead really had a chance to keep the Bears from leaving, they would be talking up a storm right now. I think it is a lost cause. There are no downsides to moving to Indiana. No one cares where the Bears play anymore.

5/19/2026 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thumb wrestling. I give porky 3 minutes until he is winded.

5/19/2026 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When they do leave, the city will still be on the hook for the last 500-million-dollar renovation. And as I understand it, to reuse Soldier field they need to pump another 200-3oo million into it. I wonder will get those No bid contracts?

5/19/2026 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I Could care less ..BYE!!!!

5/19/2026 04:23:00 PM  
Blogger Greg G said...

Fuck Pritzker, Fuck Johnson ,And Double Fuck the Bears!

5/19/2026 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hammond is a knowing stalking horse. The guy who invented the “I Triple Dog Dare You!” grew up there.

5/19/2026 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just fucking go Most people are tired of hearing this story about a team that only plays 8 home games a year ,maybe 9 with playoffs if their lucky. The bears keep trying to get the taxpayers to pay for their stadium just like the Sox did and now they what a new one too and were still paying for that shit teams place. Utterly ridiculous. If you want to watch them turn on the tv and watch them go down in flames . Last year for the Bears was pure luck. Prediction is they will be at the bottom of the barrel this coming season. Williams is putting more thought into his nickname than game plan's.

5/19/2026 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Aww another jealous little boy.....only problem with the bears is the ownership" Get off your knees and get your PSL money ready lol

5/19/2026 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Bears, Porky and Conehead knew all along they were heading to Arlington Heights. Porky asked the Bears to play along with the Indiana idea and at the last minute he would give them what they want. He can then say he was the one who kept the Bears in Illinois. Conehead refuses to play along and for that offered the Bears nothing.

5/19/2026 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard Conehead taken to the horspital. Another meltdown. Conehead worse than Chernobyl wiff all his meltdowns.

5/19/2026 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which pair are more intelligent. Bevis and Butthead or Porky and Conehead? Not a hard question.

5/19/2026 10:34:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Looks like Conehead and Prickster are having a major lovers' quarrel which will probably end up in divorce. I wonder who will keep the silverware?

5/20/2026 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fatzsker will get the forks and spoons only because he already firmly inserted the knives into Conehead's back. I love it when they eat their own!

5/20/2026 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you really think of that all by yourself?

5/20/2026 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Federal investigations sometimes can break alliances.CTU should be in the news shortly.Thanks Potter.Stacey is terrified.

5/20/2026 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw Gov Fatass on TV this AM saying he and Brandon are "still good friends", it's all much ado about nothing. Sure thing, fatty.

5/21/2026 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jabba has no friends.

5/21/2026 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Conehead hates white people. But he still likes to tax black folk too!

5/22/2026 01:20:00 PM  

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