Heiniken Leaving - Who's Next?
John "I never said don't assist ICE" Hein is leaving at the end of the month:
Hein is a 30-year veteran of the department and was first appointed to chief of patrol back in 2024, where he oversees CPD’s largest bureau, including all 22 police districts across the city.
When Hein was appointed to the post, CPD Supt. Larry Snelling commended his leadership and extensive experience in the department.
It was unclear why Hein was leaving the post.
Part of his leaving could be he just sick of all the BS.
Or maybe he's sad at having to cancel everyone's RDOs again after so many promises not to.
Or it could be he can't be trusted to work with Federal partners in enforcing actual Law.
Or maybe someone who's been covering for him the past couple of years is leaving, too:
- Snelling is due to address the City Club this Wednesday 20 May. Many big political announcements have been made at City Club meetings, like Crimesha declining to run again.
Is Larritorious going to announce he's leaving?
Or is he running for office?









180 Comments:
Both are disappointing, good bye.
Hey Bud I just want to announce i survived a nasty sinus infection that almost took me out. The sniffles I had were the worst.
Why would this make the news?
And?…
The sad reality is that it’s now at a point where we should more scared of who’s waiting in the wings
There's no shortage of incompetent hacks to replace him.
Oh cool so little guy novalez will take that spot and kneel before Zogg will be his driver
I talked to hein at EPI a couple nights ago. He said policing died in 1996. The year he got on. He blamed merit promotions.
Who’s gonna take over? Please oh please let it be Heinz’s old right hand man Sandoval!!
Larry isn’t running. BJ will be major for another term. I don’t want it- but there isn’t anyone who can beat him. The only viable contender is Vallas and that’s a long shot.
Will the canceled RDO’s stop now?
Andre Parham is rumored to be the replacement but he’s a fucking idiot. Look at the A4 PRT teams. Look at his admin office. Hasn’t done a measurably good thing ummmm ever.
Not to worry, he’ll still live on a bar stool at the Nook. You can all get your hein fix there
He was told to leave. Too much ice scandal
Worse poor excuse for a human to wear the CPD uniform. Good riddance you douche bag!!
I’m selling his retirement party tickets. Please Venmo me ASAP @ YolandaTalley4life@spcglobal
Say it ain’t so… who’s gonna protect me now?
So Yolanda Talley was right all along. She said only a dummy stays on this job longer than 20 years. Man is she smart!
He was seen in the HQ lot passing out flyers to his retirement party. It’s at EPI from 4pm-2am. Then the party continues at Morrison’s Roadhouse from 2am-5am. Be there Saturday June 13th!!
How much are his retirement party tickets gonna cost? I don’t care what the price. The man’s a saint.
Good for you sir! You deserve all the accolades you can get. Forget all these bozos on this blog.
It’s well deserved. He’s lived a life of gratitude, positivity and generosity. He will be missed.
Dear John,
Sure some people said you shouldn’t have made it past the psych test. Sure some people overheard you say numerous times “thank God they didn’t have the lie detector test when you were getting on”. Sure they said you couldn’t fight your way out of a paper bag. The jokes on them. Here you are retiring as the chief of patrol. Well done my loving, handsome friend. I’ll see you soon. This side or the other.
I love you,
Frank
If he leaves, who’s gonna play defense against the Feds for Yolanda Tally?
He’s taking a spot with the Bears new stadium security team. He’s all over it.
If he was a big supervisor at Walmart, would it make the news that he was retiring? Then why does it matter just because he works for the police dept?
That’s great. But who’s gonna be next for chief of patrol?
I’m guessing Quatetman, Senora and a couple of Larry’s lackeys to leave! Which means Ursetti or Novalezs are on the on deck circle! God help us
They have no shame... Just like whores....
Even the worst of the worst bosses there would be a couple people that would say a good thing or 2 about them. Never heard one person say anything other than what did that asshole have to say about when referring to heinie. That includes other gold stars. But like when conehad replaced larry his replacement will probably be worse.
A complete suckass from day one. Meritorious promotions for Sgt, Lt, Capt, and above. Promoted his girlfriend to merit Lt, his drunk neighbor to merit Lt in 024, and all of his drinking buddies. FU JH! I'm going to tell that to your face when I see you again. You are a POS
Zero reason to cancel June days. Zero. Let them rot.
Hein can’t be leaving because he’s sick of the b.s. when he’s creating it.
None of the Gold Stars are worth a dam! Good riddance! Who trusts a bunch of over promoted goofs.
I’m not impressed with Snelling or Hein. They will not be missed by the few people left working. CPD has become the joke. The criminals run the streets under this administration.
Here comes Papianou
E-0 (Enlisted US Army, denied) - Offer E-5 after boot-camp.
Traded in 17 years sober, we need Soldiers and Silence.
Adios pinche puto
I know Chief Hein. Known him since he was a police officer. He is a stand up guy. If you are a hard worker and follow the orders given by your supervisors then he will always support you.
Have a long and healthy retirement.
Or maybe (hopefully) he was told he was being charged by the FEDS for not assisting law enforcement, and if you don't retire you may not get your pension!!!!!
Worked with Ed when he came on the job in 024. Good guy, hard worker.
But when he moved out and up you could see he was aspiring to be a top dog! Also found him sitting once at the neighborhood well getting his fill?
Which was very concerning! He was all alone? It is where we learned he changed when he became a Lieutenant.Well, someone forgot to tell him he was the wrong flavor of the day to sit in the Superintendent chair!
With all the titles he was given he will be in some security group within the week. Just like Ricio and the rest of the upper eschlon of retired CPD bosses.
They still think they are important!
Good riddance
Let the Celebrations begin!!! Unfortunately, It only means another useless hack will replace him.
Good riddance..Dont let the door hit in you in the ass on the way out..to the bar!
I'll never forget jh yelling at the watch in 015 in 2020 when he was Captain. Jh wanted more blue cards, even as the district and the city was burning down.
Bye Bye to both.
Ok so who would be a good replacement? Or do we just hate everyone above PO? Asking for a friend.
Exactly
Bally's is calling.
Sure you will you can't even identify your sorry ass! Be sure and take your knee pads and chap stick!
He s maxed out, he s aged out, and inherited a bunch of money.
Lt Nicky D still butt hurt over getting dumped. Stay off the blog clown and keep begging for a spot.
That's the chicago way
You know he was .erit promoted 3X
Novalez was the real police, he got shot on the job and did police work. Look at his history. Ursertti never seen the street.
Snelling is going to be head of NFL security.
Terrible human being. he is a bully and just threatens to move everyone. Problem is, he was able to promote and move all of his friends. He was not respected by anybody. Sometimes you have a boss you don’t particularly like, but you respect… That is simply not the case here. He has no one‘s respect and I’ve never seen a person more hated on this job. He’s a nasty master manipulator, though right Larry.
Do not demonize the bad people. They have feelings too!
Rumor has it LT O grand Central wants his spot, and another piece of that is he will never shut up then about another piece back in his day there's was another piece, look guys round and fat is a shape
Anyone shit talking Zogg clearly doesn’t know him. Solid cop. Guy does more than most for coppers and veterans.
I hear they're having a problem finding a location to have his retirement party at since there are no more phone booths in existence...
Soon to be hired from some small Mickey Mouse clout/ mob connected town as its small Mickey Mouse highly paid police chief. Already trained to look the other way and not say too much on the phone ...
If you have an issue with Zogg, you're an asshole. I'm proud to know him and call him a friend and have never heard anyone say a bad thing about him. You're 100% the problem.
Vallas is way past his prime. Susie Mendoza is most likely pick.maybe alderman Conway.
But he has degree from some flunky college.Well qualified In their eyes.
Actually he was correct.
And…. Can I get my baseball hat back?
If your not the boss at home, you have to be the boss somewhere.
Don't worry, the circus tent is full of replacement clowns.
Wrong! He is the male bersion of Lightfoot. Hes done and he knows it.
Herb Williams- Chief of Patrol. Heard it here first.
DC Stevens will be Acting.
Commander Watson will be DC BOP (he was placed there because 6 outta the 8 top spots lacked hue).
Ok Barz. Settle down now. It’s sad when Hein was liked more than you, and trust me that’s saying a lot.
They will empty that state out and fill it with 3rd world democRat voters fuck democRats
F parham. He’s scum and will f over his own people to get to the top
Out of the choices, who would you rather have?
I’d take Novalez over 90% of the rest of the clowns.
Larry running? For what, a bus?
You don’t “run” for superintendent.
Ursetti?
God help us all if she sticks around.
Fuckin useless!
Goes on “stress leave” because her BF broke up with her.
Hein was good to the workers in 015, have a long retirement
Hein is a scumbag prick.
We know you are the very best but out the door like all the rest good bye MFer goodbye
Who cares! The dude was a knob the first time I saw him on September 05,1995!
HA !
robin robinson (civilian) will be named as new chief of patrol
Senora just retired, fool.
Buy him a pack of gum u two can chew the entire pack with the time off, very good job.
Great guy, even better admin office. You don't have to sit at home alone and suffer. Lay off the alcohol stop putting down your fellow officers step outside the house.
Ok Jon…your stool is getting cold and beer warm, get back to the gin mill.
DEI rules all. What will the merit all the way Vanek do without her sponsor, gasp, what if she has to work, gasp, the street!
Calderon
That explains why I’ve seen him out to dinner with many people each day somebody different looking for their last clout spot
Hopefully he is charged for what he did. He’s a criminal. He should lose that extremely stolen Pension.
He’s all merit
You are aware this is a Chicago police blog, and when one of the top level supervisors retire it’s going to get traction on here.
Take Commander Sleepy Tommy 016 with you. His girlfriend caused enough damage. Poor Lt was collateral damage.
He wanted to head the CPMF but Kline apparently isn't done milking that cow yet.
I’m coming up on 20 years. I’ve never seen someone like Hein be so disrespected… He is also a coward, kiss ass and never puts police officers first. Good riddance.
My sources tell me that 004 com Milmine new chief and Lt m Kochan 004 new commander of 004.
Sharyn Boyd to D/C CCG. Yolanda Irvin to Chief of Patrol. Yolanda Banks to 002 DC. You heard it here first.
It’s time for me to retire.
Next Chief of Patrol Sharon Price! You heard it here first.
Good riddance.
Shot in the buttox and robbed 2x's at the same atm? Sounds like the real deal if I've ever heard of 1.
She was Heins’ clout. He can’t think for himself now.
Little Novalez is an idiot with no backbone.
Novalez and Ursitti are equally useless.
Papaioano is useless overpromoted cheating hack.
novalez is not the person you think he is. He's called Chief Temper Tantrum for a reason. He has changed from the working police he once was.
Alcohol? HA. that's his admin's husband, detective KF aka the Tommy's on Higgins bouncer aka call 911 when you get your feelings hurt. Parham is a snake and we all know it.
He was offered this job and some other chief spot on the west coast. He wants to stay local to be near his family. This is accurate.
His 2nd watch Wol fools him everyday. His mighty mouse Captain can't wait till he leaves!!!!
Bar stool at the nook, golf course for 18 holes, boating ot spending time at the casino.Does it really matter, your socializing with friends. Get out of your basement.
Nobody cares except people in that office. Come back to the watch and show us how to do the real job.
Haaaaahaaaa.. another clouted brass asshole sees his dreams dashed to bits. Fuck off heinie.
No
We saw him begging for change on Milwaukee a couple days ago. He must saving up to pay all his gambling debts.
Aw, you almost had me but its sbcglobal
Heiny, get down off the doctor.
...everything he gets up his nose it goes!
Jelly hahaha
If snelling leaves there will be a civilian police commissioner.
Lt in forensics needs to go. She is a joke. All she does is go to the gym. She is the dumbest person with zero credibility. Why was she ever put there.
Mike Barz will be named next week…..
Signed,
Heineken
Merit is the biggest problem in this department. Once in awhile you get one or 2 that deserves it. But most bosses get multiple bites at the apple.
He wouldn't retire if he really cared about the CPD and city. In my experience the best offices stay till mandatory retirement. Now that's 65. Everyone else is generally weaker mentally.
Kline got us free vests because $2,200 in our uniform allowance was not enough in our yearly clothing allowance check. We should thank him daily.
You answered your own question.
Sharon Price is an abomination, even for chicago. Failed the academy, given secret tests to pass. Spent a career doing nothing, then merit sgt. Absolutely disgusting POS.
That would be a few great moves
Mike Barz will be named Supt.
Mike Seiser will be Chief of Patrol....
Poor Milmine won’t be moving anywhere thanks to Mr. Clean… good ol Steven Haltek.
Dave Sulpevida is heading up Jon’s ticket committee.
Wow
That’s crazy
if the beer is free, Hell! ill go.
Chief Temper Tantrum? No thank you.
He actually was not merit Sgt. That was list. Merit Lt only. Everything above that is appointed.
Andy Costello from Fugitive will be named. Smartest guy he knows. He knows how to play the game and grease more than palms to move up.
she may have to to pay for the lawyer for hubby's lawsuits
thats exactly why she was put there.
we dont have commissioners, this aint a batman episode
He’s a jag bag thinks he’s a tough guy but in reality he’s a little bitch. Good riddance ass hat
We can't there June 13th because our days off are cancelled. Which is funny. Now he'll have an excuse for no one showing up!
Ray Lockett directly to Chief from Sgt.
Why do you think? You must not be from around here.
No one cares about forensics
The fuck he was. That man is bipolar and didn't do one thing to make sure that a worker got a decent spot or promoted. Used all his clout to help secretaries and mistresses get ahead. The fuck are you talking about?
Laurenzana for Superintendent
Parham got promoted when he cried to Eddie Johnson he want promoted because of his race . His wife is a school principal . One of the laziest do nothings who worked for twenty years at Jones high school . Complete pooch . He once let a suspect go when he was fighting with the Commander of the 1st District in front of the Palmer House .
He’s been merit his whole career !
I’ll never forget Boyd somehow crashing sideways into a fire hydrant on the way to her seatbelt mission and then getting assigned to do her crash report instead.
well there are three idiots who never passed a test ever
Haha, everyone knows Barz is on here posting shit because it still burns his ass that Hein dumped him, publicly humiliated him in the media and withheld his credentials that he eventually got but not for long Mikey…
They’re coming for you Barzy baby. Hope cubs have insurance for ya when ya get out.
Word is that Jason Brown, who’s another Rat of epic proportions, through Hein under the bus on purpose. This is gonna get good!
Yeah, named in a Federal Indictment…..
Never trusted a man who drank Heineken. Old Style is for Chicago's Finest!
Word is that Jason Brown, who’s another Rat of epic proportions, through Hein under the bus on purpose. This is gonna get good!
Yeah ok “Marc”. You’re one to talk about rats when your wife is the one that told you that. Just go away.
Novalez, "real police?" You have got to be kidding me! this idiot was shot on duty by his own informant! How idiotic can you be to be shot by your own informant? Tobias took him in & hid him inside the Academy, made him merit Sgt, & bam, right back to the Academy, where he was made merit Lt. Right to 025 for inside spot as CAPS Lt, then, bam, Cmdr in CAPS, right to HQ, where he was meritoriously climbed to Chief, all while working inside! This Dept is being run by merit incompetence!
There is a red phone in that office
U really think being named in federal indictment in Illinois matters!
Get some time on job kid and in life!
Parham next chief of patrol you heard it hear first. He’ has FBI school in his resume plus he’s good at bs with his algorithms. The best of the best just ask him.
In my experience, most of the cops that stay until the mandatory retirement age are weak mentally and are afraid to retire. Caring about the city and staying until 65 is about the dumbest thing I’ve ever read on here. You’ll be lucky if this city turns itself around, but for you to see that they’ll have to raise the retirement age up to 85!
he wouldn't be the 1st Sarge as a commander or chief. CPD had a gang specialist as a Deputy Chief .
That's an insult to whores; they work for their money.
Wow... ANd I thought Caserio was bad? All no balls ass kissing boot licking city college useless educated idiots
Joe Ozog?
Another merit who lacks brain cells and common sense
since there are no longer phone booths may i suggest a RELIABLE PORTA POTTY
you crying to Cosentino again about how horrible it is there? Bid the fuck out crybaby. No one cares but Cosentino and the rest of the losers hiding there
Maybe you should get your fat ass to the gym and stop being so miserable. Best thing for mental health and clearly you need that if you are commenting this hateful comment on a blog….
What does Haltek have to do with Milmine’s being promoted. Obviously you are just a hater
No right minded police officer of any rank respects Hein. Zero respect Good riddance.
Paul Zogg doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
That fat prick should hit the street since he acts and talks like he knows it all
Whores don’t fuck you when you run out of money but the dept will.
How he was allowed to stay in 606 after stepping down as commander. He was good enough to take the pension pump, but now he gets to pad his Comp time still in 606 before he retires. Why is that allowed
still maintain he did Betancourt in. he deserves to rot
God help us all if that predator gets made
Who’s his gf????
He legit pushed to have a lot of proactive officers stripped etc. how does he support hard workers ?
Sounds like you also took a slice of the pie from the overtime theft
Love that guy!
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