Saturday, May 16, 2026

This Might Work

It'll never happen in a blue state blue city shithole, but it's a workable solution:

  • Washington, DC's solution: Officials said a focal point of the summer surge will be crushing the "teen takeovers" that have terrorized D.C. neighborhoods and shut down local businesses.

    Blasting the D.C. Council for "refusing to deal with the problem, U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro announced a zero-tolerance policy that shifts the legal burden onto the parents of delinquent youth.

    Starting immediately, federal prosecutors will charge parents under a D.C. statute for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Parents who drop their kids off, fail to supervise them or allow them to skip school to participate in the chaos will face fines, court-mandated classes and up to six months in jail.

And if you tie the arrests to a denial of Federal benefits, it would disappear overnight.

News coverage here

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21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago should not demonize these yutes but cane them instead. Singapore has always had it as a form of punishment but now are allowed to use it against students who are found guilty of relentless bullying with the principal’s approval and they can only receive three lashings. That should end a large part of these nonsense takeovers.

5/16/2026 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the demonized should be given dedicated locations for street take overs. I propose the four intersections around city hall. It’s for the childruns.

5/16/2026 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great plan until politics get involved and the POC start hollering that they are being unfairly targeted.

5/16/2026 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Denial of welfare bennies would stop that shit in an instant

5/16/2026 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeanine Pirro is awesome..at least they are trying, unlike this bullshit City that doesnt give two fucks. Parents should be held accountable, learn to raise your kids correctly (if they even know such a thing). This City tried that years ago, when you caught a kid for curfew, (by the way curfews were golden back then), after so many the parents would be fined..how did that go?? Dont even hear about that anymore. Anyone ever watch On Patrol Live?? Its on the RRELZ Channel and is on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 8pm...its great to see Police being Police..Foot Chases, High Speed Car Chases, car Searches, Traffic stops...Coppers that allowed by their leaders to enforce the law. Gee, we here used to have that yrs ago.

5/16/2026 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen a few episodes makes me a little nervous how slow some are with the cuffs & searches
Got to love Arkansas, now those boys are the police, lead by a real man

5/16/2026 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Send in the scoops!!"

5/16/2026 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100000%

5/16/2026 09:01:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

No one in power in Chicago has the huevos to do that.

5/16/2026 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

None of that will work. Instead, take away their welfare benefits. For 6 months, if it doesn't happen again, they can get it back or get a job, but I jest. If it happens twice in a year you lose your welfare forever. When they can't trade welfare benefits for cash and get their hair and nails did, then they will start whopping some ass. They don't care about being charged with a crime, only care about shit that affects them personally.

5/16/2026 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gas the shit out of them, then take them to jail.

5/16/2026 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Until there are consequences for adults who allow these yutes to terrorize and destroy the city, nothing will change. Put a brick on their checks from government benefits. Put a brick on their electronics/phones.
Bad parenting all around. If they live in public housing or have a voucher, throw them into the street.

5/16/2026 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take Mamas house and the word will get around faster than a police involved shooting, only then will it stop. But they actually have to do it not just threaten.

5/16/2026 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They get free housing, utilities, and most importantly phones. All we ask is that you live in normal fashion. If you can’t you should pay your own way.

5/16/2026 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that Trump is friends with the Russkies, he should hire some of their penology experts to show how to properly run prisons.

5/16/2026 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to Singapore after retirement. I have never felt safer in any other city or country in the world. They do take "broken window policing" to the extreme and the results are safe, clean and orderly streets.

5/16/2026 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m really surprised that coppers don’t deploy OC on these mischievous youngsters. That shit works and will definitely get the attention of the problematic youth.

5/16/2026 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loss of benefits is the only way to stop it. Most of us know that fines will not be paid, classes will not be attended etc. You hit them with a loss of SNAP, section 8, etc for a month everytime their kid gets locked up- it'll stop. You have full grown adults who celebrate “prom” - many without kids going to prom. Their own mentality is stunted. Money is the only thing that speaks.

5/16/2026 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're getting it all for free. So they've got time on their hands and they put it to use by 'funnin'... Cut them off. Want to eat? Get a fucking job.

5/17/2026 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop the welfare payments
Stop the democrats modern day mental slave plantation
Liberate the captives
Free the people from the liberal HELP
HELP them become Americans
Abolish the socialist democratic communist ghetto project.

5/17/2026 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cutting welfare benefits is not politically viable, however the guy who suggested cutting off the free phone is definitely on to something.

5/18/2026 12:36:00 AM  

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