Wednesday, May 13, 2026

It Wasn't Even That Warm

This doesn't bode well for the summer:

  • Twenty-three people were shot across Chicago this weekend, four of them fatally, according to preliminary information released by the Chicago Police Department. The weekend total marked an increase from the same weekend last year, when 20 people were shot.

    Saturday was particularly violent, with 16 people shot, making it the city’s highest single-day total of shooting victims so far this year, according to HeyJackass.com, which independently compiles and analyzes Chicago crime data. Sunday was much calmer, though, with only one shooting reported.

You know that feeling you get when everything just seems a bit off? A combination of factors that triggers a sense of caution? We've been feeling that since the start of the year. 

It feels like The Summer of the Assholes is upon us.

Anyone else getting that vibe? 

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42 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Makes me wonder why Walgreens is removing stores in those neighborhoods.

5/13/2026 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It feels like The Summer of the Assholes is upon us." - SCC

That awful phrase from the '60s - "Long Hot Summer."

"Shoot to kill any arsonist or anyone with a Molotov cocktail in his hand… to maim or cripple anyone looting any stores in our city.” - Mayor Richard J. Daley, April 1968

Looking south from 55th Street, a huge pall of smoke. Hiroshima. The IC commuter trains headed for 63rd running with interior lights out so as not to attract gunfire.

Not this year. Armed robbers pointing guns at police and it's "Terminate chase."

This year, we have Pritzker and Johnson and COPA.

The Summer Immobile Force and the Insane Minnow Fish.

5/13/2026 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mid 70's to upper 80's starting Fri just in time for wrong time wrong place.

5/13/2026 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone else NOT feeling it?

5/13/2026 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to high feral season, where the just funnin is jus beginnin, the rounds be flying, the 24 by 7 outdoor free range shootin gallery aint for chickens, an mister an missus chalkie be worn out all day, every day.

This is going to be a record breaking horror show.

5/13/2026 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Summer is upon us!

5/13/2026 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I preferred Brat Girl Summer, personally.

5/13/2026 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It needs to continue

5/13/2026 05:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Royal Flush said...

We just need more violence-interrupters, book clubs, after-school art programs and midnight basketball. And it's all Trump's fault. (The majority of Chicago residents' thoughts on this.) Look, Laugh, Leave. (The majority of Chicago police officers that actually have to deal with this every summer.)

5/13/2026 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

23 peoples/folks shot, but at least we have that obamama building

5/13/2026 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were any of them important shootings?

5/13/2026 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't believe it...Our leaders say Crime IS down!! Plus, I videotaped myself as i walked along the lakefront and NEVER saw any crime so i think this is all fake news!

5/13/2026 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Brandon and your violence reduction/gangbangers/parolee/political army for the 23 shot.Over/Under for this weekend MASS shooting odds are 2.5. Stay safe boys and girls.

5/13/2026 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hilarious part is local Chicago TV news will report 3 people shot in Gary Indiana, 1 person found dead in LaSalle Illinois or some other crime at some faraway location but THEY WON'T MENTION ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN CHICAGO. DURING THE WEEKEND OR ANY OTHER TIME. NO ONE WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT IF IT WASN'T FOR ONLINE INDEPENDENT REPORTING LIKE THIS.

5/13/2026 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That climate change is something else, isn’t it?

5/13/2026 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And they want to bring the Democratic Convention back to Chicago? I wish they would, it might " thin the heard ". All them peoples looking up at them there tall silos.

5/13/2026 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best police tee shirt ever states the following; Gentlemen, get the thing straight once and for all- the policeman isn’t there to create disorder, the policeman is there to preserve disorder. Mayor Richard J. Daley, DNC 1968.

5/13/2026 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So an increase in the decrease. 🤔 Hmmm

5/13/2026 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Were any of them important shootings?
5/13/2026 06:57:59 AM"

Naw. Just ask Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX).

On July 27, 2022, Kayla Hamilton's boyfriend found her brutally murdered inside an Aberdeen, MD mobile home.

The 20-year-old, who was diagnosed with autism, was raped, tied up, and strangled with a phone cord.

"Walter Javier Martinez, the person found guilty of Hamilton's murder, was sentenced to 70 years behind bars followed by five years of supervised probation. Martinez, an El Salvadoran national, admitted to being an MS-13 gang member."

Rep. Crockett referred to Hamilton as a "random dead person."

5/13/2026 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally good news
https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/cps-announces-plan-to-cut-jobs-increase-class-sizes-citing-732-5m-budget-deficit-for-2026-27-school-year/

5/13/2026 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going with 2 mass shootings.

5/13/2026 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better lube up the rifles...

5/13/2026 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban shot spotter and give more ammo to the wonderful citizens of Shitcago.

5/13/2026 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down nothing to see here move along.

5/13/2026 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel the hantavirus in my throat

5/13/2026 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t it about time for another Willie free gas giveaway?

5/13/2026 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know nothing happened on that always safe cta

5/13/2026 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Summer of George!!

5/13/2026 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a day of businesses selling bbq and booze on the lakefront would be a good idea Then everyone would have a place to go and commiserate. Also it would show the diversity of the city

5/13/2026 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Willie Wilson kicks butt!
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/13/2026 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's still incomplete. There are no flak guns on the tower yet.

5/13/2026 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://wgntv.com/news/chicagocrime/cta-bus-driver-kidnapped-at-knifepoint-escapes-out-window-on-near-north-side/

5/13/2026 03:38:00 PM  
Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...

The Democrats had this planned since last year. All the stops are out. This is their last gasp. They are backed into a corner and are sending their soldiers out to the street to hurt as many people as possible, especially law enforcers.

5/13/2026 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's getting close, did Willie announce his run for Mayor? He would've been better than the bonehead.

5/13/2026 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our leaders abandoned Chicago. Trump is right: It's time to call in the Guard

Rooftop Revelations: We need a reset. We need a reordering of society where our kids come first and the gangsters last

We don’t have any further to slide downward. We are at rock bottom. Our left-wing mayor and governor, who value virtue-signaling and diversity over real solutions, are not going to help. So I don’t have a problem with Trump sending in the troops.

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/our-leaders-abandoned-chicago-trump-right-time-call-guard

5/13/2026 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 09:21 am thx for the laf

5/13/2026 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like a flak tower.

5/13/2026 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So we had a 2.3 million dollar weekend.... no wonder the city is broke

5/13/2026 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Walgreen's is smart and made the right decision. The Democrat Gangster politicians and the media whores own the issue. If the community doesn't like it throw your shit bum representatives out of office. In the meantime, stop crying. Life is tough but it's a lot tougher if your stupid.

5/13/2026 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reviewing the above commentary, I believe Brandumb will solve the crime problem once the voices in his head stop the whispering. But no worries, double dosing on the meds should do the trick. The real problem will be his broom closet discussions with Harold.

5/13/2026 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need a battalion of rooftop Koreans. Gas masks on boys for the fermented cabbage and gun powder. Make it happen. !

5/14/2026 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Chicago has no money, who is paying for Brandon’s trip to the Vatican to see the pope.Hello, News media, Hello, news media.

5/14/2026 04:29:00 AM  

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