Wednesday, May 13, 2026

HANTAVIRUS!!!!!

Panic!!!! Lock it all down!!!

  • The Illinois Department of Public Health said Tuesday it is investigating a possible hantavirus case in a resident that is not believed to be connected to a widespread outbreak on a cruise ship that has raised concerns worldwide.

    In a statement, IDPH said the individual, a Winnebago County resident, hasn’t traveled internationally or had contact with passengers of the MV Hondius cruise ship.

    Health officials said the person may have been exposed to the North American strain of the virus while cleaning a home where rodent droppings were present. The cruise ship outbreak involves the Andes strain of the virus, which is carried by a rodent species not found in the United States. The Andes virus can spread from person to person through close contact - in rare cases.

Oh, this is (likely) the non-transmissible version, not the Andes strain. But that hasn't stopped the usual lunatics on the left from calling for lockdowns, masking, and vaccines (which barely exist). 

Be smarter than last time - start lining up your religious objections early.

UPDATE: And get a haircut....the chances of you getting elected mayor and being able to go to your local hair salon like Groot are minimal at best. 

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67 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone else find the timing for the Department "Resiliency" award odd? For those unaware, they recently announced they're giving out an award to everyone that worked during covid-19.

5/13/2026 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve seen and read a lot of news lately and so far not one expert has called for any kind of lockdown or masking in Illinois.

5/13/2026 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s all a part of the script but it won’t catch on too many people are hip to the Truman Show now.

5/13/2026 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F Them. The loons are orready out seeing an increase in mask wearing. The left has created a well trained seal.

5/13/2026 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they makes us all get the vaccine like they did when Covid took over

5/13/2026 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Seiser Runs It said...

Santa Virus? 🎅🏻 I heard this virus is transmittable by keeeeeeesing

5/13/2026 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for the governor to declare another disaster.
A democratic disaster

5/13/2026 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From rat droppings? Then the city of Chicago city of New York, Los Angeles, and many other democratic shit holes that are full of rats. We should’ve all been dead already right! Or Democratic bullshit

5/13/2026 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hunker down all you clowns

5/13/2026 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was an outbreak in Colorado in the 90's without panic and people died. This isn't a new virus.

5/13/2026 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We’re going to need to vote by phone…….

5/13/2026 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we go AGAIN, Funny how this always happens when there is an election coming up.

5/13/2026 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to pull out my masks and distance myself 6ft...better get my hair done before everything is forced to close.

5/13/2026 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Fauci, no problem. Move along

5/13/2026 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The return of the face diapers.

5/13/2026 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mask up! All the unhinged left clowns wearing masks is entertaining. Any excuse they have to bring back 2020 these mentally ill tards will.

5/13/2026 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get Fauci out of retirement, LOL!

5/13/2026 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where might this be headed...Hmm mm. Well...it is an election year. Can you say mail in ballots! Oh and your limited to 5 per person.

5/13/2026 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

85% of this Department will blindly go get an experimental vaccine again. There will never be a moment where everyone on this Department stands shoulder to shoulder and tells these Politicians to pound sand. Sadly

5/13/2026 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great, another chance to apply for loans for non existing businesses!!!

5/13/2026 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im not getting any vaccination. Fool me once...

5/13/2026 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The governor can declare a lockdown while he flies his family to their horse farm in Florida in their private jet again.

5/13/2026 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wont be shopping anywhere that requires a mask. Too easy to shop online now.

5/13/2026 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no experts. Only political hacks with an agenda. We learned last time that all the wrong people were in charge. didn't we?

5/13/2026 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's always an election coming up

5/13/2026 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woo Hoo , participation ribbons for everybody. Have Oprah hand them out.

5/13/2026 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When will the apps for more free gov't money be made available to us???

5/13/2026 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exhibit A San Francisco poop city

5/13/2026 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah.
The medical and science people are all saying there is an extremely low chance of this thing spreading.

5/13/2026 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok we will be smarter….how about you? If there is a lockdown order and some guy is walking the beach by himself are you going to follow orders and arrest him?

5/13/2026 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t forget the TP!!!

5/13/2026 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An election is coming.
Time to lockdown and push mail in voting!!

5/13/2026 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to the CDC and WHO, there is NO hantavirus vaccine. Several research teams worldwide are trying to develop a vaccine, some since 2023.

5/13/2026 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if ICE generated this virus so they can remain with face covered!!

5/13/2026 12:52:00 PM  
Blogger DixonSyder said...

Fat Boy Pritzker probably already has his family on the way to Florida to avoid Illinois lockdowns.

5/13/2026 01:00:00 PM  
Blogger DixonSyder said...

I already wear a mask when I’m outside by myself walking around. Too bad they won’t open the gates at the mental hospital to let me out.

5/13/2026 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I retired. Will they send me the ribbon?

5/13/2026 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turn CNN, NY times, and MSNBC

5/13/2026 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right before the midterms. Right on schedule with these unmedicated unhinged clowns.

5/13/2026 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Went the diy haircut route in the scamdemic, never been tempted to hire it out since. Hopefully Fata$$ doesn’t try to tax this as imputed income!

5/13/2026 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

It all depends how you kees.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/13/2026 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fauci has been retired for 30 years. He just didn’t know that.

5/13/2026 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is great!!! I told my wife she needs to quarantine and stay at least 6 feet away from me. Signed. Al Bundy.

5/13/2026 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow this generation is lost no clue no sense

5/13/2026 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We learned that masking was ineffective. And that people would hoard masks and charge more for them. We learned that Karens would approach anybody and tell them to wear a mask. We learned that government would try and shut down churches. We learned a lot about humanity. Maybe the aliens are here to exterminate us as an unworthy species.

5/13/2026 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You spelled socialists wrong.

5/13/2026 03:47:00 PM  
Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...

More people die from lightning strikes then from anti virus. Be more worried about the ticks that are being loose on us.

5/13/2026 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they saying active only

5/13/2026 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no!!! I'm clutching my pearls!!

5/13/2026 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just for giggles I looked it up in The New York Times. Every article stressed that the risk is very low. Of course, they did mention the wild theories being spread by extremists online-I’m sorry for you if you believe all that.

5/13/2026 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still have an unopened box of masks around somewhere. Let's start the bidding. Say $75.00?

5/13/2026 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are left wondering if you are really that much of a moron to believe that

5/13/2026 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of us old folks wear masks when the air quality index starts to move up towards Unhealthy. Yeah, we know it doesn’t help with the eyes but it does mitigate the misery from breathing fine particulates if we have a good mask and wear it correctly.

5/13/2026 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have the Santavirus I just sit around singing Christmas carols all day

5/13/2026 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A ribbon because they took away people’s liberties, and tried to make us violate people's rights. You know what they can do with their ribbon…….
They deserve nooses for what they did, after trials of course.

5/13/2026 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric Carter wants one!!

5/13/2026 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have shit loads of toilet paper just in case. I hoarded the shelves when I heard about it.

5/13/2026 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The non-Andes strain isn't spread human-to-human, it's spread when cleaning up mouse turds and pee by sweeping it, or wiping it up.

That causes dried particles to float and become inhaled into the lungs where the virus grows. Occasionally the particles float and attach to the eyes which are nice and moist...

The way to clean that mess up safely is to spray it down with Quat, get it wet and then wipe it up. The usual wear gloves, goggles, etc. applies.

There's more, but that's the gist... stay safe.

5/13/2026 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No ribbon for anyone who did not comply with the covid portal. Only for good boys and girls.

5/14/2026 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is all just a movie. True story.

5/14/2026 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The NYT is a horseshit propaganda machine. You're a fool to believe anything they say.

5/14/2026 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Start looking in City Hall. It's loaded with 2-legged rats. Elected and non-elected.

5/14/2026 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The BEST protection is a white wine spritzer, made by the Keesing Bandit, and shared with him in his Pretty Loft.

5/14/2026 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it make you sad that you don't POG ribbon? Stroke

5/15/2026 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 5/14/2026 06:23:10 AM:
Seems like you’re one of those who believe everything gossiping coppers tell you.

5/15/2026 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C’mon now. Even the MSM is quoting medical people who are saying that the risk of being felled by this virus is very low. But if you look for extreme examples of people going over the edge about this then you will certainly find them.

5/15/2026 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The internet wasn’t the thing that it is today.

5/16/2026 08:46:00 AM  

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