Wednesday, June 03, 2026

Don't Fall for This BS

The Department is looking to screw you into signing away Contractual Rights in the name of hugs and kisses. But they're asking for input:

  • Thank you for visiting the Chicago Police Department’s public comment forum for the revised draft of the Community Police Mediation Pilot Program directive.

    As part of our ongoing mission to grow trust within the communities we serve, CPD again invites the community to review and provide feedback on the revised Community Police Mediation Pilot Program directive beginning June 2, 2026 through June 17, 2026. After the comment period concludes, CPD will review the additional feedback received to guide future revisions to the drafts. CPD will consider your comments before finalizing the directive.

    Below you will find a draft of the Community Police Mediation Pilot Program directive. Please provide your feedback in the space below the draft directive. Thank you again for your continued partnership in building a safer Chicago.

The title of the proposed Department Directive is: Community - Police Mediation Pilot Program.

It is essentially a "bitch-and-moan" session where you meet with a complainant on "neutral ground" and they get to bitch about how you treated them. The draft says nothing will be recorded, no recording will take place, no records will be preserved.

Don't fall for it. You have Contractual protections for a reason and you have recordings during actual CR investigations made for many reasons. Don't let COPA and IAD screw you out of protections while they further neglect their jobs to do actual thorough investigations.

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43 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a fail!

6/03/2026 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dry Snitching ....is what they call it in the hood.

6/03/2026 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How insulting that you have to put up with this. Just say no.

6/03/2026 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Copa an IAD aren't as low as do nothing slugs on the mayor's detail. Useless.

6/03/2026 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it wasn’t serious I would think it’s some kind of joke. Where is the FOP. We as employees keep losing things even so we have a union. The department is run by incompetent bosses. Just a bunch of garbage going on.

I have heard numerous other posts that I concur with saying just answer your jobs and go home. I just made 20 years and seen a lot of officers get jammed up trying to do work. Listen to words of wisdom and remember slow and steady wins the race to retirement.

6/03/2026 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the shitheads understood procedure they wouldn’t have complained in the first place.

6/03/2026 03:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who comes up with this nonsense ?

6/03/2026 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn I remember they talked about this 4 or 5 years ago

6/03/2026 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And here I am thinking with all this already existing oversight and scrutiny this once great job cannot get anymore mentally taxing on the average beat cop. But here we are, new great idea, a debrief with a domestic abuser or a homicide offender to further judge the PO's response. Find a way to get out of this God forsaken hell hole of a city. What are we doing, folks?!

6/03/2026 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was offered that once. They kept calling and emailing me. I told them to fuck off

6/03/2026 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never ever as a member give any type of feedback. Im sure this has to do alot with UIC as well!

6/03/2026 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keesing bandit is gonna sit down with conehead

6/03/2026 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead says “mepps”

6/03/2026 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On a different note, the FOP has the list of monies owed for the FLSA that wasn't accounted for VRI work days. Contact Jim Jacksavich at the lodge to ensure you are o. the list for reimbursements to be dispersed.

6/03/2026 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANC truth and reconciliation sessions in South Africa come to mind. The mere suggestion of this just made me extend my current time on the medical to Labor Day. I was going to be generous and come back after 04 July. I’m sick and disgusted. Fuck them.

6/03/2026 06:55:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Snakes on the plane.

6/03/2026 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They did it last night for the teen takeover community meeting, I'm sure much was accomplished.

6/03/2026 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I could say is WOW.

6/03/2026 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't expect Crapanzara to do anything about this, unless you have a $10,000 painting for he can put in his house.

6/03/2026 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck. He could f up a Christmas list.

6/03/2026 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

High paid dumbasses

6/03/2026 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, troops, it wasn't that long ago - it's called a BEER SUMMIT.

6/03/2026 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In God we trust, the rest? NFW!

6/03/2026 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just give them the usual pay off and call it a day already. Be cheaper in the long run.

6/03/2026 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck em! They get to act like animals but expect you to act like a human.

6/03/2026 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound bitter. To the victor, goes the spoils. Now you can resume your Domestics and Zebra related calls. Sucker!

6/03/2026 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked in 18 many many years ago. An overpriveleged lady came into the station
( the old one on Chicago) beefing about something or other. After a while no one paid her any attention. She finally yelled " ..I pay your salaries.." One of the old timers reached into his pocket, fished out a couple of pennies and threw them on the floor. He said "..here's your money back..."

6/03/2026 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100%!!!!! Dont come back till December. Let the non bid desk suckasses work your beat.

6/03/2026 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This should be a topic of a jcat weekly video. Except, there are no weekly videos, they are not even monthly. Last one was April 25. I’m embarrassed I voted for the loud mouth, do nothing. Won’t make that mistake again.

6/03/2026 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do we get time and a half for attending these bitch and moan sessions? When I am in the right and get accused of doing something wrong, I have a lot to say to the person accusing me of doing wrong. And just how do they think they are going to get some one to show up on time for an appointment when the comunity doesnt live by a watch in the first place? If they are not there on time, do we get to leave like the old days in the impound hearings? I made a ton of mooh-lah back then. Then the city got greedy and didnt want to share with the police.

6/03/2026 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just called the horspital psych ward to check on Conehead and axe him what he thinks about this. Told he can’t talk now. He be fililin mighty raggedy.

6/03/2026 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What over educted liberal asshole thought of this crap

6/03/2026 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When’s the money coming?

6/03/2026 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A overeducated CPS graduate, that means your average Catholic School 2nd grader.

6/03/2026 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The genesis of this bs program is the good citizen thinks we give one shit about their life and existence.

My job does not entail me giving one shit about your life, your life decisions, and existence.

Some female “community member” was at the south shore training center one day for some usual bs training.

She basically said we police go home and don’t care about her domestic situation and problems.

Some female po gave her an appropriate soft answer basically saying we respond report, call CFD, and make arrests if need be, but at the end of the day we delete from our memory, if possible, all the events of the day.

And no we don’t care about your life. It’s your life fix it.

The nanny state is perpetuating this bs desire for the police to care and or get involved in people’s lives.

News flash. We don’t care about your life. Good or bad. your life is based on your upbringing and life decisions.

CPD needs to stop telling people we have some form of involvement or responsibility for where they are in the world.

WE DONT CARE.

we all have our own lives and issues and concerns and stresses. Bills due sick kids dying parents, etc.

And we pay an astronomical amount of taxes to fund and try and fix the lives of people who make 95% of the calls for police service.

If anyone from the CPD brass or city hall are reading this let the public know we’ll come when called and do our job based on our training. Render aid. Make arrests. Fill out case reports.

But at the end of the day that’s it. I/we don’t give one fuck about your issues, problems, and life experiences or miserable existence.

The public needs to know this and stop relying on some imaginary officer friendly who’s going to hold their hand while going to buy dope, weed, crack, booze, lotto tickets, smokes.

Mommy and daddy were supposed to hold your hand while growing up.

If you didn’t get that tough shit. Grow up and act like an adult and join us in 2026.

6/03/2026 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another meltdown by Conehead. Ole boy not right in da head momma. He a fool.

6/03/2026 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop it already. The judicial ruling only mandates the interest. The judicial decision never addresses the “when” it will be paid. Summed up Chicago will declare bankruptcy and you won’t be paid. Stop speaking about the issue, it,s a moot point.

6/03/2026 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jcat is dealing with pos (yes POS’s)rehires that are very mouthy and demanding.

6/03/2026 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s all the consent decree bs. Look at how fast and big that unit is growing. Civilians outranking sworn who’ve been on the job for decades and they just keep on hiring at HQ. Gotta make it look like it’s a real thing so the wannabe leaders can justify the money they make and keep the gravy train rolling.

6/03/2026 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only way I could see a benefit to this is if the beefer fails to show up, the beef is automatically unfounded.

6/04/2026 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Jcat first ran he promised a weekly vid to the members explaining current issues. He started out good. Now nothing! There is always something going on that he should address, LIKE HE PROMISED!!!

6/04/2026 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being bitter doesn’t negate the fact that what he said is true

6/04/2026 03:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its voluntary. Do you really need FOP to tell you not to volunteer for anything?

6/05/2026 03:25:00 PM  

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