Premature Detonation?
A lot of questions in the burbs:
- All lanes of the Eisenhower Expressway reopened on Thursday evening, after being shut down for nearly nine hours after a person was found dead in a vehicle surrounded by shell casings on the roadway.
Someone dead on the Eisenhower isn't that unusual. Someone dead amidst a collection of shell casings is slightly unusual.
But look who showed up to investigate:
- It’s unclear exactly what happened but the Cook County medical examiner’s office confirmed one person has died, and WGN9 reported that a bomb squad responded to the scene. Illinois State Police said they were assisting a federal investigation at the scene.
The "federal" part of the investigation included the ATF and fbi, drones and robots.
Bomb? Portable meth lab? BBQ gas cylinder?
Fun times - stay aware.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
49 Comments:
Like the exploding flowers that spew coins in Mario....
except this was some kind of explosive and all the shells flew out
9 hours? Tag them and bag them. Get traffic moving.
I have had premature detonation many times. Didn’t close down an expressway for hours. Just a lil mess to clean up.
One less dreg than the previous day
did the bomb have a serial number? did the bomber pass a background check? did he have bomb owners i/d card? the liberal media is trying make up a story the dead guy was a registered Republican
Cartel related. Stay tuned
Most likely on his way to blow up what's left of Arlington Park so dat da Bears don't move dare.
I know a lot about premature detonations.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
9 fucking hours, BS, have IDOT drag that car to the shoulder or off to the surface street, just like when assholes shoot each other, don't tie traffic up for hours for nothing. So what did they accomplish in those 9 hours. I will tell you, not a fucking thing. They close it down to walk the roadway looking for shell casings??/ These victims wont tell you anything so why bother the public with this shit.
The crazy part is that if there was some sort of device most of CPD won't hear about it. The ones that do hear about it are gonna find out from the news or social media. Counterterrorism class at the new academy ? no way. How to inventory a elote cart, 8 hour module !
Reading the article makes it look like the dead guy was driving out to O'Hare. That's a good place for a bomb threat.
Soooooo can we get an explanation for the “multiple shell casings on the ground surrounding the vehicle” anyone…..bueller?
When will they announce that the dead guy was a Muslim terrorist enroute to a Muslim terrorist bombing attack on American society?
This is a really weird one in several respects. Just hang on for more details as investigation moves ahead.
At least you had a detonation, I’ve only been able to produce duds for a decade now. You’re one of the lucky ones.
Thanks for making me blow coffee thru my nose!
Abdullah was that you?????
The Eisenhower is an Inter state Highway. Therefore, this affected Inter state Commerce. Consequently, the Feds claimed jurisdiction; if a “ Destructive Device” was involved, BATFE has subject matter jurisdiction.
Ha!
They do because then they don' have t deal with actual policing. Plus, if the timings right they get OT...
Bomb? Portable meth lab? BBQ gas cylinder?
Clearly an open and shut case of road rage followed by assisted suicide.
Hahaha
why was vehicle being tailed by the feds???
Don’t tell the keesing bandit. He would love it.
ya read my mind?? if it was a dude with a confederate flag. his family history would've been on the news 24/7
WTF. Stud can’t even detonate nowadays? That sexist.
Keesing bandit loves multiple detonations. He works hard for them in his loft.
he was taking a selfie,,, his last words were "this is to die for"
They probably don't trust the people they're forced to hire
Guy with a lot of guns/ammo wearing a faulty suicide vest?
Yea. Once safe drag all
The shit, body and all to the shoulder or put it all in a pickup and open lanes asap.
However it sounds like a unique crime scene and will be interesting to see what comes of it.
Strange there is a lack of information concerning the identity of the dead guy who was hoisted by his own petard. Suicide vest malfunction?
Round the town and back again,
Pop! Goes the weasel.
Ok so where are the details?????
Great one!! I do miss police humor in retirement!!!
Just wait for it. I’m sure there are some search warrants to be served before any further details are released to public.
Terrorist training school.
I’m only going to show you this once, “BOOM”.
We’re gonna need another Achmed!
We should use those bollards to protect our major events
What’s the real story? Who was he? What did he detonate? and why?
It was actually a Terminator from the future that just materialized in a ball of energy in the middle of the road. The fact that he was huge and naked only added to the chaos. There is a massive manhunt on for him right now before he kills Sarah or John Connor.
It takes time to make shit up. Give them a few more days to manufacture a good story for the media bitches to print. It becomes a little mor difficult to make propaganda up as the public becomes more distrustful of reporters' mis information and their fake news.
Some good, easy OT for some lucky folk
Go to the Keesing bandits loft if you have to toy with yourself, fool.
Look up David Headly Mumbai. All planned at Devon and Western. It happens here and we’re definitely due. Get your blinders off, are YOU ready?!
And this is why I stopped eating white castles after a night of drinking
I've had premature detonation when I accidentally mixed Old Style, Malort, and White Castle. It left quite a stain...
You could be on to something, BOP records show nothing for original name or for name change yet he supposedly was sentenced to 35 years in federal court in 2013. Was a federal asset/informant for most of his adult life, did one of their pets go bad?
"Law enforcement sources indicated the vehicle had been under surveillance by federal drug investigators before the explosion. Officials later stated the blast appeared to be largely self-contained and did not completely destroy the SUV, raising questions about exactly what occurred inside the vehicle.
Federal agents were later observed conducting investigative activity at a residence in nearby Cicero believed to be connected to the case."
https://x.com/SubxNews/status/2062803599822835788
https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/nbc-chicago-finds-gruesome-explanation-for-what-happened-on-the-eisenhower-expressway/3945563/
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