Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Heat Wave - Close the Beaches!

It's a bit warm:

  • Chicagoans caught outside on Tuesday sought relief from the heat any way they could as the city entered its second stretch of 90-degree-plus temperatures in a month.

    [...] Temperatures peaked at 96 degrees Tuesday afternoon at O’Hare Airport, shy of the record 100 degrees set in 1998, according to the National Weather Service.

    An air quality alert was in effect until at least Wednesday for the area. The air quality could worsen on Thursday and Friday, when wildfire smoke could reach the region, according to the Illinois Department of Health. State health experts encouraged people to stay indoors, use stronger air filters and turn off fresh air intakes on air conditioning. They also suggested limiting time outside.

So when does Conehead shut down the beaches?

You know, like McStreetlights did for Rahm at North Avenue a number of years back - it was just too darn hot to have the beaches open next to the cool refreshing water. 

Or has City Hall revamped that opinion these days? 

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44 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

For hundreds of years, people have been going to the beach to cool off, in the 20th century they close the beach when it gets hot. It sounds like they’re covering up all the crime going on at the beach.

7/15/2026 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry CPD Brass will cancel RDO’s

7/15/2026 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Midnight Basketball .....played in a nice A/C gym....Get some.

7/15/2026 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hearing that FW and AU want to reign in the CTA. Commander Osegura is a complete failure who has brought in clouted up incompetent morons to make it worse, especially his admin Sgt who happens to be an aldermans brother. They are shelling out big money in OT, working their days off for a useless 701 crew. Also millions are being thrown at CTA Special Employ and all they can show for it is event numbers. Expect a change shortly

7/15/2026 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"At O'Hare airport" The place where jets with hot engines take off and land on cement runways? It was warm, I took a dip, sat outside and enjoyed myself.

7/15/2026 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the horses...?

7/15/2026 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beaches? We don’t need no beaches. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ beaches!

7/15/2026 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wasn't because it was too hot. That's code for too much feral behavior and monkey business.

7/15/2026 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s what they do because they are clueless Democrats love the lawlessness. And another related note did you see how Congress passed the daylight savings time so we would not have to change the clocks, but it’s up to the states to do that they can make their own decision. What do you think this corruption field state of Illinois will do they will not follow this because the Democrats especially the governor in the mayor, literally do not like the president at all. They will do everything opposed to what he’s doing all the good things he has done they do the opposite.

7/15/2026 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"State health experts encouraged people to stay indoors."

As a kid in Portage Park in the 1950s, there was NO AC.
On the hottest nights, we slept outside, sometimes in the park or school yard.
Legend had it that some older kids were allowed to spend the night at the lakefront!

Yes, I also had heard that if you went south of Roosevelt, you could fall off the edge of the world.

7/15/2026 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard a loaded gun was found at Oak Street Beach yesterday during the day, kids of all ages playing all around there. Take a wild guess on who would be so irresponsible as to leave it there for an innocent child to find? My wild guess one of the mayors cousins, but I may be wrong.

7/15/2026 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the worse part is the media never questioned him about it

7/15/2026 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should start a CPD Midnight Basketball league!

7/15/2026 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, it's a good day for law enforcement. Do nothing, know nothing political hack, Larry is gone. He can always go back to being a gym teacher To be honest, at least he knew something about hanging around the gym. It's unfortunate that he knew nothing about being a policeman. Just another in a long line of democRAT political hacks, The help wanted add is already up on the wall. Only obedient, dull witted souls need apply.

7/15/2026 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old timer here. When I was a kid no AC so we walked down to the Fullerton rocks a beach and slept on the beach. Was safe then

7/15/2026 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say cut the microphones.

7/15/2026 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Summertime in Chicago increases the amount of lead in the air.

7/15/2026 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the Obama Center, oh wait... you need an ID for that.

7/15/2026 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send in the scoops!!

7/15/2026 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not use water cannons to cool off the youts......

7/15/2026 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

larry is gone but the dei leadership in chicago is still here

7/15/2026 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im glad ursetti is the first deputy hopefully she comes the next supt

7/15/2026 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gene roy please go away nobody cares what you think or thought about snelling all you were is a political hack that took care of the clouted n the desk dollies

7/15/2026 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He didn't come up with it congress did. The senate will vote against it anyway with all the RINOS.

7/15/2026 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember driving up Western at 6am from 95th St to Belmont. There were people sleeping on the Western Blvd parkway in the summertime.

7/15/2026 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not at the new improved Obama library campus in south shore ?

7/15/2026 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it. Nice to see good and clever humor.

7/15/2026 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s a Chief and not in charge of Special Functions.

7/15/2026 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was common to spend August nights in Marquette Park. Whole families, no trouble and friendly cops.

7/15/2026 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: A poll by NORC at the University of Chicago, according to WGN, says that only 14% of Chicagoans want our dipshit Mayor to seek re-election. BJ is way over his headed, never should have been voted in and is headed out the door as his picture will be posted on the wall of shame..bye bye

7/15/2026 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I came in there for 1976 2 x 19 82 many people so crowded you took about 45 minutes just to drive-through trying to get a parking space but the demographic changed and you can see what happened total destruction certain people that are less than 20% of the United States population cause 95% of the crime. Wonder why

7/15/2026 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Said nobody ever!

7/15/2026 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A SUPER SOAKER.

7/15/2026 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still sleep on the rocks——-hi, I’m a homeless pissbum.

7/15/2026 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I the only one that doesn’t understand the love affair people on this job had for Snelling. I don’t get it, Snelling didn’t change anything that Waller and Brown left. Snelling only filled positions that went empty because of retirements and when he filled those positions they were horrible selections. The only thing he was good for was he looked the part, that was it! I still say the 2 best superintendents we had since 1990 was Cline and Weis. Cline let us be the police and Weis brought us up to date with uniforms, technology and weapons. The best thing this department can do is eliminate gold braid pensions and meritorious promotions. These 2 things are killing our department besides the politicians that are elected. We can’t afford to have another gym instructor who was never promoted by score be our superintendent ever again. You can have tests that are mostly geared toward leadership and the remainder from department directives. Leadership skills, you either have the skills or not, it’s not something you can really study for.

7/15/2026 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’ve got to be kidding zero experience… Zero wake up

7/15/2026 10:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mc streetlights was a self centered, ignorant, know it all, elitist prick

7/15/2026 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry take the dumbest least valuable mayor ever with you. Just like Obama, neither of these creatures gonna give a shit about this city after they got theirs

7/15/2026 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot the requirement the applicant must be black. -Brandon Johnson, Racist Mayor.

7/16/2026 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Money sez that BJ will hire another no mind has a FU to the next mayor who will have to dance around with gift he inherits from the blm crew and police haters.

7/16/2026 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I already have my Team Name " The Shot Spotters"

7/16/2026 08:26:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Now yer talkin'

7/16/2026 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go away. He ran for FOP president. Did he really think anyone wanted him running the FOP But surprisingly he got a lot of votes. What were they thinking

7/16/2026 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Close the beaches on hot days because the fecal matter festers, stanks and spreads. It may chase away the misguided teens who go to the beach for "Funnin' times" and target practice. Come on, man!

7/16/2026 07:37:00 PM  

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