Tuesday, July 14, 2026

F@#%ing Retarded COPA

These jagoffs are ridiculous, but you can't say we haven't been warning you for how many years now?

  • A Chicago police officer acted within department policy when he shot a man in the head after the man fired a gun during a struggle inside a Brighton Park bar, according to findings from the Civilian Office of Police Accountability. But the agency recommended disciplinary action for the officer’s partner, who criticized the bar’s security staff moments after the shooting by saying, “Whoever f****** searched him is a retard.”

    Fernando Guzman, 38, survived the shooting and was later acquitted of attempted murder and discharging a firearm toward a peace officer following a jury trial before Judge Ursula Walowski in November. Jurors did convict him of two counts of aggravated unlawful use of a weapon, and he received a three-year sentence.

Seriously? They found the Officer who shot the shithead acted within the Rules, Orders and Law....

But his partner,...

  • who along with the Officer who shot the armed suspect, 
  • had just undergone probably one of THE most intensely stressful incidents of his entire career
  • and but for the grace of God managed to survive it along with his partner

....is getting tagged for making a completely 100% ACCURATE observation....BUT WITH SOME POLITICALLY INCORRECT LANGUAGE. 

This is what the CPD is reduced to? No allowances for stress and no understanding that this fucking jagoff had just fired a gun next to his partner's head? Nope, just a finding that such language was "unprofessional." A reprimand and retraining has been recommended.

Someone needs to see what kind of language this fucking retarded "investigator" would use if someone discharged a gun near their head. 

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89 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cuck fopa

7/14/2026 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LT Piece here from Grand Central, if the officer used profanity than yeah, I'd write them up ha, do cows drink milk?

7/14/2026 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s just retarded

7/14/2026 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT any truth to the rumor that Jimmy Carroll died?

7/14/2026 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COPA uses no discretion ever . no judgement. i hope i pull one over one day because I'm using no discretion at all. sorry minor minor violations are getting written.

7/14/2026 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, try to exercise your Freedom of Speech off-duty and see what happens....

You know, those same Rights that are in The Orders, stating you cannot retaliate against anyone saying anything (minus threats, etc) because it's their Constitutional Right?

They got nooses at the ready.

7/14/2026 03:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets try it & see

7/14/2026 04:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And SCC, I personally THANK YOU for this blog post title! I'm okay with "politically incorrect". Sometimes thats what it takes to get peoples attention. Look at Trump. Says shit the left calls "un-presidential" but sure as hell gets the message across and gets peoples attention.

7/14/2026 04:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the arbitrator tosses that. That entire Integrity unit that scams BWCs, they are constantly singing people for inappropriate language. How about the Sgt that took two days cause his voice was “influxed”, raised inappropriately while speaking to someone. Thats the far left socialist nonsense we re dealing with.

7/14/2026 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfucking believable!

7/14/2026 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

copa has "authorized investigators" no one said they were "qualified investigators",,, besides, their reports are never approved by the bosses unless they can say an officer did something wrong

7/14/2026 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The next mayor needs to eliminate COPA to save Chicago.

7/14/2026 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pro tip of the day for the officers involved. Duty disability for PTSD.

7/14/2026 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have millennials doing the investigations nowadays. Enough said.

7/14/2026 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well you better not yell Hey Jackass at anyone

7/14/2026 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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The Non-disciplinary Intervention Program is designed to provide a more effective means of addressing incidents of verbal abuse and other program-eligible conduct. This program is nondisciplinary in nature and makes use of enhanced member awareness of the Department's policy concerning interactions with the community, counseling, skills development and training, and other non-disciplinary intervention actions. The schedule of interventions is designed and intended to be the only consequence to a Department member for an incident handled within the scope of this program.

For purposes of this directive, "program-eligible conduct" is defined as any remark, commentary, action, or behavior that is overtly insulting, mocking, or belittling which is directed by a sworn member of the Department toward any other person who is not a Department member.

7/14/2026 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's about right, everybody knows Copa is full of shithead cop haters but keep being proactive

7/14/2026 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We most definitely live in a country now where POLITICALLY INCORRECT language FAR outweighs actual criminal acts. It goes so far as to REDUCE criminal consequences due to ………incorrect language? Think 🤔 about the lunacy of THAT!



I mean…………it’s ………retarded!

7/14/2026 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes. The day I exited the building at 35th after turning in my hat shield, star and getting my retirement ID, I knew I was FREE. Free to say anything I wanted. Free to respond as I wished to someone inappropriately addressing me. Free to live where I want. FREE AT LAST.

7/14/2026 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous NavySealRanger12 said...

What’s funny is if a copper uses a fraction of the language that rappers use in the music that Mayor Johnson and COPA idolize the copper would be looking at 30 days pending. {Honk Honk} Clown World.

7/14/2026 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

You can't call a Retard a Retard any longer.
Now, kees the you fool!!!!

7/14/2026 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's like they say - if the cop is 99% in the right he is 100% wrong

7/14/2026 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this COPA investigator should be disciplined for hurting the feelings of this police officer. This insensitive investigator should have understood this police officer will now feel sad, and may possible want to cry, because the COPA investigator didn't seek to understand him, his culture, or seek his emotional well being in a holistic manner. Send this COPA investigator to a peace circle right now!

7/14/2026 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once had a letter of counseling from my boss. I framed it and hung it upside down in my office. It drove him nuts.

7/14/2026 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oooooh, that’ll show em

7/14/2026 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would be interesting to record (inadvertently of course) the COPA personnel at lunch one day and hear how proper their language is. Am sure they ALL speak professionally and with the King’s English when out and about.

7/14/2026 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I smell some serious hubris

7/14/2026 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever worked the community and heard how mama talks to her kids. Get over here you fu==er!

7/14/2026 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would bet a nickel that at least one of those COPA members would use "unprofessional" language if a grocery store checker gave back the wrong change. This judgment call is idiotic at best.

7/14/2026 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad to be retired and moving out of Shitcago!

By the way FUCK Copa and OPS back in the day, too!

7/14/2026 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Not an attorney or FOP rep but here’s a question to be posed during representation. That’s as bad as going thru the final COPA report and finding a typo or improper use of language. In fact an investigator has more time to make sure no mistakes are made than a police officer does in a stressful life threatening situation. If their report isn’t perfectly done how can they reasonably expect a police officer to perform perfectly?

7/14/2026 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are you talking about?

7/14/2026 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No... Fuck copa to hell

7/14/2026 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No officer should use any discretion when it comes to IOD.

7/14/2026 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and nothing less!!!

7/14/2026 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t say retard. It’s a PERSON who suffers from intellectual disability

7/14/2026 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely

7/14/2026 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No purpose for COPA other than to further stress POs after a POs worst moment. In their own words, further revitalizing he victim. COPA needs to be eliminated.

7/14/2026 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don’t even know what a millennial is, and you’re either a boomer or possibly worse, gen x. Your generations fucked this country into the ground. I bet you got yours though, right?

7/14/2026 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think I'd hang out in a bar that felt a need to search people for weapons when they came in. That would be a pretty good hint that I'd be better off someplace else.

7/14/2026 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly! You are required to follow department rules all the time. There are no exceptions for high stress situations. You can bargain for that next contract if that’s what you want.

7/14/2026 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck on that!

7/14/2026 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In another time when people had street sense, the report would have read "violation noted, no disciplinary action.

7/14/2026 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: CPS lays off 160 employees..its about time they cut the fat! Now start closing and merging schools..

7/14/2026 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Copa should be required to wear bwc all the time. See how they like having every word they say evaluated.

7/14/2026 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would worry more about who is messing around at grand central than profanity used, 2nd and 3rd watch mostly.

7/14/2026 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless you take a knee for BLM as a white shirt. Rules for thee.......

7/14/2026 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come up with another plan. When the PTSD floodgates open the already underfunded pension will get swamped.

7/14/2026 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound like a real tier 2 woke lib talking about boomers and Gen X. Get some time on the job kid. By the way , thanks for paying into the pension.

7/14/2026 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

next mayor must disband copa and reduce the number of alderman to the number of police districts with the same geographical boundaries .

7/14/2026 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And hence we know how to trigger a millennial. The biggest complainers and most entitled. I'm Gen X and proud of it. We dont bitch about things and just do our job.

7/14/2026 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

close schools , reduce principals ,every cps employee and copa investigator should be required to wear a body camera . does the mayor and all his bodyguards wear body cameras

7/14/2026 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don’t even know what a millennial is, and you’re either a boomer or possibly worse, gen x. Your generations fucked this country into the ground. I bet you got yours though, right?
7/14/2026 10:03:37 AM

Eat a bag of DKs coward. Gen X has forgotten more than you’ll ever learn homie. And assholes like me will still backhand you without hesitation! We don’t play by any rules. At least I don’t

7/14/2026 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love this haha

7/14/2026 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wonder if the lock up keeper in 009 called him a RETARD when he brought a prisoner to lock up with a gun in his pants!

7/14/2026 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve been in many pubs and bars and other drinking establishments in my time. Some were nice and civilized, some were dives, and some were downright sketchy. But I’ve never been in one where searching the patrons was required. It sounds like those officers should rethink some of their life choices.

7/14/2026 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyday you take you go on medical for double. The city owes you nothing but a check and quit thinking life is fair.

7/14/2026 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sgt ?

7/14/2026 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great advice. Let’s make this mainstream so cowards like the connected Sgt who hid behind the flower planter downtown can abuse it… you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to make “disability” for PTSD a scam. For some it’s real, for others it’s a free ride and the leech scumbag scammers are the ones who’s ruin it for the legit people.

7/14/2026 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s as if you’re looking for trouble, going into a bar like that.

7/14/2026 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The chief of Constitutional policing was cussing all night on the radio on Pride Night

7/14/2026 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought you were better than that 🤔

7/14/2026 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mick Belker Says:
Time for everything in our country to be taken over by competent Leadership in everything. It doesn’t pay to be Mr. Nice Guy.. ALL these fuckers have got to go, they are destroying everyones liives with their constant stupidity and bullshit. And enough scapegoating everything by blaming everything thats fouled up in our nation on Trump. This crap has snowballed for long enough. Responsibility for actions from here on out. No more breaks, no more DEI excuse making, no more incompetence, no more tolerating for criminal conduct by ignoring or a slap on the wrist if caught.. And start with our Political Leaders nationwide. You break a Law, you do the Full Time, and be made an example of to the Countries population. Rant Over, Hairballs….

7/14/2026 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget IPRA!!! They were just as useless as the two you already mentioned!

7/14/2026 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You probably voted for JCat, too. His big mouth gets people’s attention, but that’s not necessarily a good thing.

7/14/2026 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you think Generation X is the problem you are dumber than dogshit. Boomers are the most corrupt amoral generation this country has ever produced & are responsible for the horrible situation this country is currently in. Their dipshit millennial and Gen Z kids are even worse, morons and cowards. The lowest form of humanity arrogant and completely ignorant.

7/14/2026 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agree

7/14/2026 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop wondering none of your business

7/14/2026 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol disability scammers

7/14/2026 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Par Form Champ said...

Speedy recovery to the officers having trama from the incident.

7/14/2026 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please STOP using the R word.

7/14/2026 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 07:57:18 PM, you’re probably a whiner, that only offers complaints with no real solutions, just like democrat. Now go get your shine box!

7/15/2026 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rules for thee not for me!

7/15/2026 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have someone calling out a millennial, millennial responds, everyone gets butthurt. Let me guess, you take your toddler out for dinner, kid makes a little mess, you want someone else to clean it up for you and not yourself. Sit down and shut up.

7/15/2026 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The wise O

7/15/2026 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That connected Sgt is now a Lt!
Who knows what scam she's trying to pull now but one can guarantee there is one in the making.

7/15/2026 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In HS I was called a retard by Brother Rich or Br Julian on an almost a daily basis with their freaking Boston accents.

Hey retaaahd, gimmie your ID caaahhd!

He hurt me...with his words. I was hurt very, VERY badly.

7/15/2026 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You beatoffs accuse millenials of being thin-skinned? Fucking crybabies, the majority of millenials and beyond will never own homes and the value of the dollar is destroyed but you still have the nerve to talk shit. Fuck you

7/15/2026 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what else is retarded? Arguing with strangers about which generation is better when they are all in the same boat, the USS Fucked.

7/15/2026 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm Lt Torado dammit. Im the Sr. Lt. on this watch. I drive a Dodge Stratus. I could of been a lawyer but my wife didnt support me. Biggest tool on the job.

7/15/2026 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember 10 years ago I was 9 months away from retiring. And all PIMPY PUSSIE boss could do was try to mess with me. I took time every friday 4 on the end. And this fucker would be waiting for me to ask why I was leaving or if I did the bullshit useless online training. A skinny lil prick too. I would give some smart ass answer. And state order me to stay and Ill do the training right now and not take my time due. The Lt said I want it done first thing when you come back. I laughed because I had just decided something. At dinner that night I told my wife... guess what today was? She said what. I said, My last day! I went and had 3 things on the ol body fixed and never went back. Ive been happy ever since. 20 years of tension to get that pension. Ive had numerous jobs and positions before CPD. And CPD was by far the most fucked up. And no I never failed a test because I never took one. I couldnt see myself doing anything but leaving that fucked up department. If your 30 leave and go to a real department.

7/15/2026 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don’t even know what a millennial is, and you’re either a boomer or possibly worse, gen x. Your generations fucked this country into the ground. I bet you got yours though, right?

The only ones who "got theirs" are merit assholes and probably your lazy ass.

7/15/2026 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrats complain that ICE Agents need more training. Same Democrats promote CPD supervisors that score under 70% to rank of Sgt. Lt. Many are then appointed as command staff, unqualified supervisors.

7/15/2026 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure just as soon as the midnite basketball asshats STOP.

7/15/2026 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Districts were redirected by OW Wilson so that alderman didn’t have complete control over the district…if you think your ward will vote your way…you’re an idiot. What would become the 22nd Ward would be controlled by east of Longwood and the 16th Ward would be controlled by the garbage you have up there….disbanding COPA, I agree with

7/15/2026 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s a lot of regurgitating bs in here. COPA isn’t the enemy, it acts within the limits of the GO/SO that POs are already under. Is it a retarded finding? Yes. But that’s the rule. Some of you pointed out that Investigators at COPA aren’t trained like the police but do they have to be to understand the rule is X and that officer didn’t abide by it? I’m not even trying to bat for COPA, Kersten and her leadership were publicity seeking morons always looking for a camera — there was even a lawsuit against her saying a Mexican dude on her teams first job was selling corn or whatever racist shit she was about. My point is, think for yourselves instead of all the shit you hear your disgruntled buddies say. In my humblest opinion, trimming the fat doesn’t start at accountability it starts at the given not earned types here at cpd.

7/16/2026 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoy your retirement because it appears you didn’t enjoy the CPD
Other departments aren’t always what you think they are. Politics are worse and they are not hesitant to fire you not to mention riding around writing tickets and kissing lol the residences as-_

7/16/2026 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you really expect cops to think for themselves? Many of them insist they never read this blog, yet they repeat what they read on the posts here on a regular basis, as if it’s their own opinion. And almost word for word.

7/17/2026 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but what if 'jagoff' was descriptive of the non-department member?

7/26/2026 11:00:00 AM  

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