Monday, July 13, 2026

Again Mikey?

What's that phrase? 

"Where there's smoke, there's fire."

Sure seems like something is burning over there:

  • The Archdiocese of Chicago announced in a letter on Saturday that it's investigating an allegation of sexual abuse against Father Michael Pfleger. 

    In a letter to members of St. Sabina Church, the archdiocese said the Office for Child Abuse Investigations and Review has received an allegation of sexual abuse of a minor against Father Pfleger that was alleged to have occurred at St. Sabina more than 30 years ago.

    Due to the allegation, Father Pfleger will step aside from ministry and live away from the parish during the investigation, the archdiocese said. 

Pfleger denies everything (as all molesters do) and claims it's all part of a long standing plot to get money from the archdiocese and stifle his political activism. 

Never mind that this is something like the fifth allegation in a few years, that we've been hearing about his monthly group outings to Home Run Inn pizza with all those young altar boys for years, and how he manages to stay locked into one parish for three decades while every other priest gets moved around every seven years.

We're just surprised the accuser is a female. That's a first.

We also thoroughly enjoyed his press release that included this line:

  • "Before an investigation or even a conversation has taken place a priest is removed and told to remain silent during their process. The presumption of innocence does not exist for priests."

This from an asshole who granted ZERO presumption of innocence to how many Police Officers over the decades? The shoe is on the other foot now, eh? Again.

Pfuck you pfather. 

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23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

PERVERT

7/13/2026 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the biggest issues with the Catholic Church is the method they use to "investigate" these allegations. They use a review board made up of civilians with no investigative skills, no subpoena powers, and no real way to dig into allegations that involve incidents that occured 1 to 50 years ago. It is a good faith attempt to make a determination but has no real merit.

7/13/2026 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pfleger is a pain in the ass, but until I find out differently I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Whether he deserves it or not.

This could be a version of ghetto lottery.

PPP loans, CPD shooting armed bangers, suing the church etc.


https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/cook-county-lawsuit-scam-catholic-church-sexual-abuse-settlements

7/13/2026 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in a nice downtown restaurant when the good father came in.

His dinner companions were 6 young men.

My dinner companion looked and said he was weird.

Then called him a groomer..

Guy is a perv.

7/13/2026 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah the bishop doesn’t have the stones to move Phaker.

7/13/2026 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phfather Phfaker.....just doing the devils...errr ...Lords work.

7/13/2026 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much like Andy Dufrense, this story too will vanish, “like a fart in the wind.”

7/13/2026 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: Very well said! I've written 2 cardinals asking he be removed from ministry for multiple reasons, including disobedience.

7/13/2026 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A female accuser? Huh. Go figure.

7/13/2026 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "victim" is said to be a female..however that was 30 yrs ago, has the female become a Male now??? Alleluia!

7/13/2026 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fr. happy hands will get his TRUE judgment on the day of his death!!!

7/13/2026 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would he know what to do with a female???

7/13/2026 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ “Let me be clear, sexual abuse is wrong and I realize that the Catholic Church has a long history of not dealing with accusations and has spent a number of years putting strong policies in place, but I have said countless times I believe the current policy is wrong and unfair to the accused priest,” Pfleger said in the statement.” hypocrisy

7/13/2026 05:52:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"



- Bill

7/13/2026 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is it that a guy can lecture us about fake hate crimes on TV and be accused of one of the most despicable crimes ever 🤔🤔🤔

7/13/2026 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He needs to go! That's not a real Catholic Church anyway. Close it down and watch all the congregants scatter to their storefront preachers.

7/13/2026 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit coddling this Cho mo and lock his dumb ass up.

7/13/2026 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, —- remember the cross burning —- Father Faker said he would give $10,000 award to the person (not the conviction) leading to the arrest of the individual. Did he give it out? Just asking.

7/13/2026 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We demand his resignation. Get that Democratic Pedophile out of the Church.

7/13/2026 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But....but....don't libtards always say "Believe the women"

7/13/2026 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again?!

7/13/2026 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snakey lawyers fishing from the molestation pool or snakey priest getting caught?
Probably truth on both sides.

7/13/2026 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Father Happy Hands is in trouble again. I can't believe it.

7/13/2026 07:11:00 AM  

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