Friday, August 21, 2026

Cuck FOPA

COPA had issues with this one, seeing as it was pretty much all lies:

  • A Chicago Police sergeant who was accused of using excessive force against protesters at a children’s storytime event featuring comedian Tiffany Haddish in 2024 has been cleared of nearly all misconduct allegations, including the central claim that he unjustifiably tackled a demonstrator. Investigators instead found that the officer was the victim in the confrontation, having hot coffee thrown on him and being battered by multiple people at the scene. The woman who filed the complaint, officials said, wasn’t even present at the protest.

And THIS is why the Sworn Affidavit was the best thing to happen to the Department in decades, even if prosecutions were almost non-existent. The complainant WASN'T EVEN THERE, yet made a complaint to events she didn't witness.

But COPA had to get their licks in 

  • Of the six allegations against [the sergeant], one was sustained, three were not sustained, one was unfounded, and he was exonerated of the sixth. The only sustained violation stemmed from [the sergeant] calling a civilian an expletive during the height of the confrontation. COPA recommended a reprimand and retraining.

AFTER the sergeant had been attacked with hot coffee, physically battered and the offender was attempting to flee from a lawful and justified arrest, COPA tags the sergeant for using a bad word and recommends retraining.

Fuck. These. Assholes.

Oh, and the "protest" was manufactured outrage over the arrest of two "palestinian" yutes - the yutes being aged 25 and 36.

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54 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Business is bad at COPA they have some leakers talking and they aren’t getting the results they promised.

8/21/2026 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COPA needs mommy to change their diapers because their wet and need a change, hey COPA go cry to mommy change your diaper ur shitting the bed lately.

8/21/2026 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm 61 does that make me a teenager now??

8/21/2026 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This will definitely help with recruiting and retention……..not

8/21/2026 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A fucking reprimand for a fucking expletive? Go fuck your self you fucking fuck!

8/21/2026 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send him to officer friendly training

8/21/2026 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you get a reprimand for swearing in the post also!! Now do your training and wash your mouth out with soap!!

8/21/2026 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The comedian Tiffany Haddish uses “expletives” in her act. And I would hazard the people in the crowd were using “expletives” also. These COPA people are mean spirited losers recommending that punishment. Retraining? That’s really adding insult to injury.

8/21/2026 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

…” And THIS is why the Sworn Affidavit was the best thing to happen to the Department in decades, even if prosecutions were almost non-existent...”
Non-existent?
Try NONE. Not a fuckin one.

All that effort spent getting it, and here we are with an awesome tool, and we were never allowed to use it.
More political theater.

8/21/2026 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope Hillard pays the taxpayers back with interest on the eighteen thousand dollars he stole from us after they fire him.

8/21/2026 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The whole CPD organization needs a reboot. Let’s get rid of COPA, BIA, and ILETSB. The Illinois State Police need to investigate everything. The worst is BIA (IAD) in the group. They are the real criminals. They aren’t set up to handle the interdepartmental nonsense. They do just give the outcome the department bosses and legal want. Everyone wronged needs to sue their @$$. Talk about cover ups.

8/21/2026 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD is being Fuc-Ed with people. Think about it. The ass hole social scientist making $550,000.00 at the u iversity of Chicago along with Ursetti and co change the script and demand that you use the queens English when attacked with hot coffee.
Totally wrong.

8/21/2026 04:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a common thing. Happened to me for a mfg/del/pcs case. Momma of 21 yo baby went to COPA and accused me of racial profiling and perjury against her son who was on corner of Pulaski/Roosevelt selling from his jab. Her complaint even states she wasn't on scene or in court during his preliminary hearing. Yet COPA grilled me and basically accused me of being a dirty pos for arresting the future mayor of Chicago. That was the straw! Couldn't do what I loved to do anymore. Finished my time on desk and lockup. Happily retired now and soaking in the southern sun. Fuck Chicago!

8/21/2026 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

White women are what’s destroying this country! Can we take their voting rights away please. It’s not all women, just most of the white women, with their white guilt and save everyone mentality.

8/21/2026 04:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COPA needs a lawsuit over this one. Mental Anguish.

8/21/2026 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well then, sounds like time to file civil suits against the ones making the false allegations...

8/21/2026 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Naughty, word, naughty word he said a naughty word.“-Igor from Young Frankenstein…..and current COPA Investigator.

8/21/2026 06:53:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Potty mouth training.

8/21/2026 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Safety Comment: You do NOT know it is actually coffee. Or, if it is coffee, what is has been mixed with, to include various chemicals, human body fluids, and/or ground glass. Flush with water. Get Medical Evaluation.

8/21/2026 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dept wide retraining: You are forbidden to swear at the public. Going forward, if you feel the need to call someone an expletive, you are to call them a ‘big meanie.’

8/21/2026 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality act!!

8/21/2026 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IDGAF about a reprimand I will call these pieces of shit and assholes exactly what they are and you can file your reprimand in the round basket fuck you copa

8/21/2026 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100%. The most destructive person in the whole world right now is the female white liberal piece of shit

8/21/2026 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woke libs. Look at the mayor of Seattle. But there’s some dipshit men in there too

8/21/2026 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should write 500 times “ I will not swear when attacked “ like school children

8/21/2026 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tell COPA you identify as a sufferer of Tourettes, pause, then yell out FUCK YOU! say sorry, pause, say SHIT!...

keep doing it during the interview...

8/21/2026 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was recently a white woman who was pushed up against the wall by a shirtless offender who was high on PCP. The offender proceeded to fondle her. She demanded help, P.O.'s fought with and were injured by this scoundrel. Afterward, she stated that she had many Police Officers in her family and refused to sign complaints and cooperate. Luckily, the ASA was decent and approved the felony for the crime against her based on ample video, disregarding her cooperation. This is what happens, all too often, when the white, female liberal is victimized. I simply request that they stop involving the Police in their nonsense ideology of being uncooperative. This so-called victim has probably obtained a LOG number on the Officers who helped her and were also injured. On another note, these ultra liberals should realize that the consequences of their voting choices is lawlessness and victimization. TDS is real and will be a recognized mental disorder in the future.

8/21/2026 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep your head in the sand… how is this surprising?
COPA is now handing out 3 to 7 day suspension for profanity!

8/21/2026 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you do anything arrest wise or off duty they will hang you

8/21/2026 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Bozo Show, you remember, with those two arrows.

8/21/2026 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't she be sued for libel or slander?

8/21/2026 10:03:00 AM  
Blogger LakeCountyres said...

Nailed it

8/21/2026 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous NavySealRanger12 said...

Unfortunately your story has become the normal career storyline for the CPD in the last 25 years. Expend blood and sweat to arrest and attempt to clean up the street then get treated like you are the real criminal. There’s valid reasons not to be proactive anymore if the city won’t back up its officers. Just as there’s valid reasons not to join this ass-backwards police dept. in the first place. Enjoy your retirement my friend.

8/21/2026 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just put a swear jar in the roll call room. Then buy pizza once a month W/ that or better still open bar (at a bar where you can still swear) then go to the F-ing bar, have an F-ing drink, wash the F-ing citizens out of the back of your F-ing throat & go home. Or just tell Copa that every kid over 4 years old in da hood uses the F word in every fuckin sentence

8/21/2026 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This police board decision is a perfect example of COPA’s bias.

https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/depts/cpb/provdrs/police_discipline.html#docaccess-989f8235429f2c6b3dacd4094d6f6a0a

8/21/2026 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put the media (ha) on the back burner for just a sec...

You don't hate C0PA enough.

I hope some of the 40+ facing termination for whatever who are suspended or in 376 get justice when Arbitration finally gets rolling. People down there for years, stripped, can't do OT, thousands upon thousands of potentially lost income.

Justice delayed is justice denied.

Btw, love the stickers that have been popping up around the city.

Cuck F0PA.

8/21/2026 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't filing a false police report a crime?

8/21/2026 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who investigates isp? Fbi?

8/21/2026 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should be noted that one of the criminals (Thaer Mohamad) that was charged with aggravated battery for attacking the sergeant during this incident was also charged with aggravated battery several months earlier for intentionally spitting into the face of a uniformed PO during and out-of-control Palestinian mob action downtown

8/21/2026 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That will get you nowhere

8/21/2026 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The good Sgt can decline to accept the punishment and see what happens. Arbitration?

8/21/2026 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Each went to BIA because of their willing to be corrupt.

8/21/2026 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Subpoena all the COPA records and interviews and file suit against the complainant(s). How long will they stall turning over all the documents??

Dig deep on who finances this bullshit. Say there is no loss?? How about this bullshit blocking a promotion or a better position??? Nope, stuck inside where you can't say naughty words to the public or get coffee thrown on you and punched & kicked?? Take some action Sgt. or accept these threats to your career.

If there is an undue delay or things missing, file a suit against COPA and subpoena the investigators and supervisors. Looking inside on who and how their investigations are carried out.

This bullshit sustaining part of the investigation was similar to IAD years ago. All were unfounded, but your jacket was unzipped or your hat was off (knocked off by the alleged victim). Anything to come with numbers (movers). Verbal or written and retain. That really enticed good aggressive police work by anyone involved. Picking fly shit out of peppers as the "old ones" used to say. Morale killing, if there is any left.

8/21/2026 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should send the entire command staff down for retraining. They never had to pass a promotional exam and obviously never studied the general orders.

8/21/2026 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said

8/21/2026 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Abby normal something...

8/21/2026 03:31:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

You're not wrong.

8/21/2026 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COPA is Chicago's diarrhea.

8/21/2026 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True dat

8/21/2026 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the merits are tucked away , afraid to approve arrest reports, case reports, inventory reports in the district. that is why Waller says No More merits promotions if you did not score at least 70%.

8/21/2026 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get a new act, asshat

8/21/2026 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "COPA Sux Ballz" instead?

8/21/2026 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh what a big Man U are hey go buy a pack of gum learn to chew it.

8/22/2026 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

time to end the gold braid pension system

8/23/2026 03:18:00 PM  

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