Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Um....What? Why?

This story is....unusual to say the least:

  • The man who shot and gravely wounded a 1-year-old girl inside a Chicago Lawn home over the weekend intended to pull the trigger on an electric drill but accidentally pulled the trigger on a machine gun in his other hand, unleashing a burst of bullets that struck the child in the back of the head, prosecutors said Monday.

    Davaris Washington, 38, is now detained pending trial in connection with Saturday morning’s shooting that left his girlfriend’s young daughter intubated and in critical condition.

Sure....because people ALWAYS wander around with a "machine gun" in one hand and a cordless drill in the other.

  • A few minutes after midnight, Washington picked up a firearm with his left hand and a cordless drill with his right hand and walked into the living room.

    As he approached the couch, which he was apparently in the process of repairing, Washington intended to rev the power drill in his right hand to see if it would be too loud to use with the sleeping child. Instead, he allegedly pulled the trigger of the gun, which was equipped with an auto-fire switch that allowed it to unleash multiple rounds with one trigger pull.

You know, they really ought to outlaw these "switches" as they seem overly dangerous and prone to idiots using them improperly.

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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Davaris “the tool man” Washington

9/29/2026 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gov. Lardass waddling in on this.....
This is why we need an assault weapons ban.....Buuurp
Next question....

9/29/2026 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking shithead

9/29/2026 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sue baby-killers Harbor Freight and Menards, etc. for huge settlements, and ban pistol grip "assault drills" in Illinois

Can't go jailing well-intentioned craftsmen for fixing a couch. "Restorative community justice" needed here. $500,000 minimum GoFundMe for all new furniture, and pallet-sized corporate donations of quality malt liquor and kratom gas station dope so that this will never, ever happen again...

If the impoverished family had not been deprived of Nike/Converse "lynching shoes" and 97" big screen TVs from the nearby freight yard, this tragedy would never have occurred.

9/29/2026 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The neighbor should be charged with hiding the gun.

9/29/2026 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Washington’s criminal background includes felony narcotics convictions in 2017 and 2011 and an armed violence conviction in 2010...he was charged with being an armed habitual criminal in 2022, but that case was dismissed after a motion to quash was granted...."

Where can the average fella buy a "quash?"

9/29/2026 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical behavior from them

9/29/2026 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard he was trying to fix a bleacher for midnight basketball. He had the gun because he was security for the games So he was trying to multitask and the lack of sleep from him going to medical school caused that fatal mistake. Now another poor man is robbed of a promising career

9/29/2026 04:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mutt needs to be intubated with some potassium chloride

9/29/2026 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems 38 year old Davaris may have missed or opted out of shop class.
As such a tool of the trades that many are familiar with was not quite so to him. It also seems that he was more familiar with a tool from another trade and went to default mode.

Full disclosure---In my now many decades of building and repairing ____, I have never tried the tool in one hand-- weapon in the other technique, only thing remotely close is dragging a deer out of the woods.

9/29/2026 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about a hail Mary defense...Also...to my jaded mind my 1st thought was that he intended to pull the gun trigger. That would leave the baby Momma all to him. (Especially iffn the baby mamma was not his biological baby momma) Get it?

9/29/2026 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always walk around with a machine gun in my hand when I'm fixing things around the house. Say hello to my little friend.

9/29/2026 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

any word if the shooter was a licensed concealed carry holder, had a foid card, passed a background check, bought his ammo in cook county paying that extra tax,,,,you know, all those things the dems say everyone else must do?

9/29/2026 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you live in that neighborhood you do....

9/29/2026 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If crimesha wouldn't have dismissed this bum's habitual in 22 ....?

9/29/2026 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much weed was he toking?

9/29/2026 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

At least he did not wake the child.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/29/2026 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will give points for one of the better, what it was, stories.

9/29/2026 07:17:00 AM  

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