Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Um....What? Why?

This story is....unusual to say the least:

  • The man who shot and gravely wounded a 1-year-old girl inside a Chicago Lawn home over the weekend intended to pull the trigger on an electric drill but accidentally pulled the trigger on a machine gun in his other hand, unleashing a burst of bullets that struck the child in the back of the head, prosecutors said Monday.

    Davaris Washington, 38, is now detained pending trial in connection with Saturday morning’s shooting that left his girlfriend’s young daughter intubated and in critical condition.

Sure....because people ALWAYS wander around with a "machine gun" in one hand and a cordless drill in the other.

  • A few minutes after midnight, Washington picked up a firearm with his left hand and a cordless drill with his right hand and walked into the living room.

    As he approached the couch, which he was apparently in the process of repairing, Washington intended to rev the power drill in his right hand to see if it would be too loud to use with the sleeping child. Instead, he allegedly pulled the trigger of the gun, which was equipped with an auto-fire switch that allowed it to unleash multiple rounds with one trigger pull.

You know, they really ought to outlaw these "switches" as they seem overly dangerous and prone to idiots using them improperly.

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59 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Davaris “the tool man” Washington

9/29/2026 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gov. Lardass waddling in on this.....
This is why we need an assault weapons ban.....Buuurp
Next question....

9/29/2026 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking shithead

9/29/2026 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sue baby-killers Harbor Freight and Menards, etc. for huge settlements, and ban pistol grip "assault drills" in Illinois

Can't go jailing well-intentioned craftsmen for fixing a couch. "Restorative community justice" needed here. $500,000 minimum GoFundMe for all new furniture, and pallet-sized corporate donations of quality malt liquor and kratom gas station dope so that this will never, ever happen again...

If the impoverished family had not been deprived of Nike/Converse "lynching shoes" and 97" big screen TVs from the nearby freight yard, this tragedy would never have occurred.

9/29/2026 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The neighbor should be charged with hiding the gun.

9/29/2026 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Washington’s criminal background includes felony narcotics convictions in 2017 and 2011 and an armed violence conviction in 2010...he was charged with being an armed habitual criminal in 2022, but that case was dismissed after a motion to quash was granted...."

Where can the average fella buy a "quash?"

9/29/2026 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical behavior from them

9/29/2026 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard he was trying to fix a bleacher for midnight basketball. He had the gun because he was security for the games So he was trying to multitask and the lack of sleep from him going to medical school caused that fatal mistake. Now another poor man is robbed of a promising career

9/29/2026 04:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mutt needs to be intubated with some potassium chloride

9/29/2026 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems 38 year old Davaris may have missed or opted out of shop class.
As such a tool of the trades that many are familiar with was not quite so to him. It also seems that he was more familiar with a tool from another trade and went to default mode.

Full disclosure---In my now many decades of building and repairing ____, I have never tried the tool in one hand-- weapon in the other technique, only thing remotely close is dragging a deer out of the woods.

9/29/2026 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about a hail Mary defense...Also...to my jaded mind my 1st thought was that he intended to pull the gun trigger. That would leave the baby Momma all to him. (Especially iffn the baby mamma was not his biological baby momma) Get it?

9/29/2026 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always walk around with a machine gun in my hand when I'm fixing things around the house. Say hello to my little friend.

9/29/2026 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

any word if the shooter was a licensed concealed carry holder, had a foid card, passed a background check, bought his ammo in cook county paying that extra tax,,,,you know, all those things the dems say everyone else must do?

9/29/2026 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you live in that neighborhood you do....

9/29/2026 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If crimesha wouldn't have dismissed this bum's habitual in 22 ....?

9/29/2026 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much weed was he toking?

9/29/2026 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

At least he did not wake the child.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/29/2026 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will give points for one of the better, what it was, stories.

9/29/2026 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like in the wild they kill off the other males offspring so they can put another check I mean child inside the female..lol

9/29/2026 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually he fired the gun to see if it would startle the baby. If it didn’t then he knew he could use the drill without disturbing her.

9/29/2026 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Multitasking. One of the many overlooked "talents". Like smoking weed and speeding throught traffic signals.

9/29/2026 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you touch yourself when you write about midnight basketball? I bet you do.

9/29/2026 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whenever I head out to commit mayhem I always pack my trusty DeWalt cordless and Glock fotay.

9/29/2026 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At midnight, with your gf sitting on the sofa. Why is the gf out with the 1yr old at midnight? Why isn't that child at home in their bed sleeping? Where's that baby's daddy? Oh all the questions a civilized person might ask about this situation, aside from all the weapons questions.

9/29/2026 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fucked up thing about this story is that it doesn’t shock me in the least bit. This is what Chicago and other shit hole cities have become under socialist reigns.

9/29/2026 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hush now, such an inquiry would be Racist.

9/29/2026 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, you had me when you said he had a tool in his hand. That's like finding Bigfoot.

9/29/2026 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your too kind.

9/29/2026 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing he didn't have a nail gun with a switch instead of that drill.

9/29/2026 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s plenty of quash available during the month of October.

9/29/2026 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing left to do is ban all drills in cook county. I’m sure some alder person will jump on that.

9/29/2026 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Iffin'n Little Trigger checked all those boxes prior to doing some home improvements. Things would have been safer. No doubt.

9/29/2026 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoops a' daisy

What an idiot

9/29/2026 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mamma has to be crying she won't get a child support check from the govt every month

9/29/2026 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tougher gun laws will help

9/29/2026 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If someone had made this stuff up, it would be instantly dismissed as cartoonishly racist.

9/29/2026 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the Amish sell them.

9/29/2026 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perfect tool combo, Baby quiet drill & hammer drill set by Ryobi. "Wakes the Neighbors but Babies & Rowdy My Chillen's get the long Naps!" ?
Or Ghetto Woodpeckers & Drillbeaks that come out in the evening?
Or He yelled Taser ! Taser! & ..... part of his Violence Interrupters training?
Or He is The "Butcher Enforcer for Johnson Zarqawi’s Team" ala American Sniper? You Know Every Organization & Team has one or 2.

9/29/2026 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is your rifle
This is your drill
One is for fighting
One is for thrill

9/29/2026 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait to hear porkulous drone on about "assault" weapons when the supreme court rules any ban unconstitutional.

9/29/2026 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im sure some liberal democRat scumbag fucking judge will allow that and set that fuck head free

9/29/2026 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all he needs is a jury of his peers and he walks away free

9/29/2026 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny

9/29/2026 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It gets worse everyday. Was at liquor store west end 008 beat 811, 2 shitbirds come in run out with bottles of Hennessy, jump into a car owner gets plate calls 911,after about 15 rings picked up and he explains what happened gives plate, the call taker says "did you see a gun" owner says no she hangs up phone on him! No wonder so many people/businesses are leaving this democratic lawless garbage pail!

9/29/2026 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

time for the rev-runs and ka-moonity aktivits to protest in front of the headquarters of the company that made the drill

9/29/2026 06:04:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

His balls itch.

9/29/2026 06:25:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

His head needs be drilled.

9/29/2026 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now there is one ugly, dumb, lying shitbird fool. Let’s live with them. Fun

9/29/2026 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a power drill in your pocket, or are you just happy to ream me?

9/29/2026 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody finnin to drill some serial numbers.

9/29/2026 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope.he doesn't use that story as a defense, with the gun in his left hand it put him in his right mind!

9/30/2026 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but they say they built everything, uh huh,,,, fo sure..on my moms...deadass...huh

9/30/2026 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eligible to vote

9/30/2026 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical

9/30/2026 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Agammamon said...

Bro genuinely expects the court to believe that he was doing home repairs at midnight, with an illegally manufactured and possessed automatic pistol in one hand but it was totally a moment of confusion by a guy who was completely sober and not wacked out of his mind on drugs who tried to kill the child.

I wonder if the police recovered an electric drill during the investigation;)

9/30/2026 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More quash

10/01/2026 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any chance that call taker gets fired?
I thought not 🤬

10/01/2026 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right ! That’s the only reasonable explanation for having a drill in one hand and an illegal handgun in the other.
But of course you’d have to convince people you’re dealing with a reasonable person. Not in this city.

10/01/2026 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Numerous times, by mail.

10/03/2026 10:47:00 AM  

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