Ban Beer!
- A man who had contributed money to buy beer along with his friends
became angry when he did not get any change back and fatally shot one of
those friends and critically wounded another over the weekend,
officials said.
Gumaro Torres, 31, was ordered held without bail after being charged with the shootings that happened on Aug. 16, at about 11:30 p.m., officials said in court today. He was charged with first degree murder, attempted first degree murder and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.
What happened to the "I'll buy, you fly" rule? Has that one been revoked? Because he isn't entitled to change in that case.
Labels: crime, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
21 Comments:
Ban friends! Or just hood rats as friends...
The first article I read stated it was a "beer argument" with no details on the argument. I assumed it was a tastes great/less filling argument/
I was wrong.
He is no longer the "Most interesting man in the world"
More like, "I'll buy, you die".
Change? Who has my stinking change?
The local savagery at its best. We're becoming Tijuana north.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "A shot and a beer"!
Now it starts, legalize CCW and people go around willy - nilly shooting others.....told you so.
Oh wait, CCW hasn't started yet....oh well, disregard...
Probably an illegal alien involved shooting. Another that Chicago won't allow to be deported before it happened.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "A shot and a beer"!
8/20/2013 02:43:00 AM
LOL...there went the coffee.
True change comes from within
and his immigration status is what?
is this along the same vein as getting killed over the last chicken wing or pork chop?
Demasiado cerveza es peligro.
Juan the towel boy taught me that.
He is so cute.
Now, Kees me you fool!!!!
I'd take a German beer over that Mexican beer any day. The Mexican stuff is way over-priced.
12.25am,,,,,even the hard core Mexicans don't drink the Mexican beer--way too expensive. They drink the cheap shit like Busch or other piss water.
Only Americans who watch too much TV drink Dos XX or Modelo
Look out for the silver bullet express...
We are fucking done. Shot him over the change. Priceless.
Whats worse? The shitbird or the illegal fuck? Both bangin fool tax gobbling down low idiots. Get shot n taxpayers pay to save they useless ugly dumb asses. Let them on the street to rot and wait for street sweeper to remove they ugly ass with the empty ole eng 40 ozs the empty corona bottles and the used condoms with the holes in them. AW LAWDY. We fucked by these fools.
Anonymous said...
12.25am,,,,,even the hard core Mexicans don't drink the Mexican beer--way too expensive. They drink the cheap shit like Busch or other piss water.
Only Americans who watch too much TV drink Dos XX or Modelo
8/20/2013 05:53:00 PM
Stay thirsty my friends.
Gummo, wasnt he a Marx brother?
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