Thursday, December 07, 2023

Big Changes Friday?

It's been a while since we had a rumor thread like this, but it's long past time for Larritorius to have made staffing changes.

Of course, Interim Fred made more than a few moves before he "left" for his six-figure pension...and got re-hired at six-figures, essentially doubling his annual salary.

Is Larritorius a mere figurehead for a Fred "shadow" regime?

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112 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s replacing Brennan in 024?

12/07/2023 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Friday is the weekly changing of the exxxxxxxtra large pampers on our illustrious politicians' shitty butts.

Thus, BIG Changes......


12/07/2023 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More unqualified nobles get promoted again?

12/07/2023 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The 2024 Budget increased a lot of positions and CUT others- like 11 Explosive Canine Handlers and 833 Police Officer (9161) positions from the budget.


We are ****short**** the following:

> 1 First Deputy Superintendent
> 2 Deputy Chiefs
> 3 Commanders
> 5 Captains
> 38 Lieutenants
> 124 Sergeants
> 168 Detectives
> 178 FTO's
> 25 Evidence Technicians

All of this is BEFORE the January/February retirement waves and BEFORE the May supervisor retirements (which will be larger than usual because of the DNC).


12/07/2023 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

None coming. The joke is on the people believing things were going to get better.

12/07/2023 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Professor Patty where are you?

12/07/2023 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael Tate: Deputy Chief or Chief of Counterterrorism
Joshua Wallace: Deputy Chief of Area 1 or 2
David Showers: Inspection Division from Midway
Yolanda Talley: Demoted to LT
Senora Ben: Chief of IAD
Kenneth Stoppa: Commander of 016

12/07/2023 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big changes are coming, Detective Homicide Teams are filling out applications and submitting resumes to rejoin the teams. You should read some of the resumes. They’re f-cking laughable!

12/07/2023 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jorge , the greatest cop in Area 5 (just ask him) sez…

“There’s a reason why Alexa brought me here…”

12/07/2023 04:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT…
Just watching a video about Community Activist Andre Holmes. What a fraud!
He is now a corrupt trustee in Dolton IL.
He better not ever bring his dusty phony a_ _ on another of my crime scenes.

Check out a YouTuber called: Pink Book Lesson and checkout the corruption in Dolton this old fool supports!

12/07/2023 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Changes ? same song,


Lawrence Welk says... Ahhh one ahhhh two ...ahhh three.


....and the band played on.


.

12/07/2023 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

money is being passed round....same deck, same dealer...new sucker at the table.

12/07/2023 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No changes everything will stay the same Fred did his thing btw where is double down Fred? with that extra hundreds of thousands what is he doing now? People come and go, you still will never have bosses that are respected. You still will have no 2 coppers dressed the same. You will still have desk dollies but more of them.

12/07/2023 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My popcorn is ready.

12/07/2023 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larrious is uncle fred's avatar...

12/07/2023 07:31:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

More merit brain drain.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/07/2023 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT)Talk about big changes biden and his crew is really finished moronic:

Jim Banks unveils bill to protect adoption rights of parents who want to raise kids based on biological sex
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/jim-banks-unveils-bill-protect-adoption-rights-parents-who-want-raise-kids-based-biological-sex

*the democrats want children raised by convoluted parents, what does the bible say when Jesus directly says,"It would be better to have a millstone tied around your neck and be thrown into the deppest depths of the ocean,than to cause 1 of the little children to run astray!" So many will be on that highway to hell.

12/07/2023 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"Larritorious"


Impressive, Well done! Hilarious

12/07/2023 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT…
Just watching a video about Community Activist Andre Holmes. What a fraud!
He is now a corrupt trustee in Dolton IL.
He better not ever bring his dusty phony a_ _ on another of my crime scenes.

Check out a YouTuber called: Pink Book Lesson and checkout the corruption in Dolton this old fool supports!

YouTube has been blowing up about the Ratchet Dolton Mayor, her convicted child-molester boyfriend/chief of staff, and her PD minions. You couldn't make this stuff up !It's a good read!
Do check it out.

12/07/2023 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s replacing Brennan, should be Crawford.

12/07/2023 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stoppa from 025? The sawed off punk coward? Another one who can’t leave the job because it’s their identity. The badge doesn’t make you a man!

12/07/2023 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT…
Just watching a video about Community Activist Andre Holmes. What a fraud!
He is now a corrupt trustee in Dolton IL.
He better not ever bring his dusty phony a_ _ on another of my crime scenes.

Check out a YouTuber called: Pink Book Lesson and checkout the corruption in Dolton this old fool supports!


12/07/2023 05:39:00 AM
Hey Inspector Clouseau, His name is Andrew Holmes.

12/07/2023 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Civilian here. Sun-Times has an article on rising crime today. Gotta love the quotes from this idiot:

-----

Lance Williams, a professor of urban community studies at Northeastern Illinois University, also was unsure why robberies have increased so dramatically but said what stands out to him is that “again, the Black neighborhoods that have been struggling continue to struggle.”



Williams, who works closely with several Chicago area violence prevention groups, said the issue will not be solved by police but by investments in the community.

“You have to invest in the infrastructure of the neighborhood,” Williams said. “You have to bring viable businesses into the neighborhood. You got to bring in functioning social services, invest in the schools in order to help those individuals. And the city is just overwhelmed with that task.”

----

First of all, who's going to be dumb enough to open a business in an area where crime is the number one pastime? Second of all, why is bad parenting never considered a "root cause" in these articles?

12/07/2023 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

833 police officers eliminated from the 2024 budget. So that means 1800 short plus the 833 that are gone. Almost like a tiny dancer 9.5 magic show.

12/07/2023 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t wait to see how much more “diversity” they add to the command staff.
Obviously it works out so well.

This whole thing is sickening to watch, and the sad part is that no one from the media cares to expose the shenanigans.
The amount of inadequacy, incompetence, fuckery and favors that take place while rising through the ranks is embarrassing.

Every single time a list comes out I find myself shaking my head saying “How TF did S/HE make it?”
For a while it was confusing, then it was infuriating, then it made me sad to think about what it’s become, and now I’m pretty much over it. I’ve come to the fact that this department is ruined far past the point of being fixed in my short time left here.

The biggest problem for the future is that each of these incompetent merit hacks at the top are all getting merit picks themselves. So this problem will compound through the future as I’m sure these current goofs aren’t picking the crème of the crop either.

12/07/2023 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing’s happening except NYE assignments

12/07/2023 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where did Brennan go?

12/07/2023 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please not the sniveling David Showers or the dumbasabrick Senora Ben.

12/07/2023 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not often you see a bunch of white shirts investigated with a commander recommended for termination.

https://complaints.blob.core.usgovcloudapi.net/reports/2021-0001262.pdf

12/07/2023 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 2024 Budget increased a lot of positions and CUT others- like 11 Explosive Canine Handlers and 833 Police Officer (9161) positions from the budget.


We are ****short**** the following:

> 1 First Deputy Superintendent
> 2 Deputy Chiefs
> 3 Commanders
> 5 Captains
> 38 Lieutenants
> 124 Sergeants
> 168 Detectives
> 178 FTO's
> 25 Evidence Technicians

All of this is BEFORE the January/February retirement waves and BEFORE the May supervisor retirements (which will be larger than usual because of the DNC).


Actually 152 sergeants short come Jan 1st...not counting 40 Lieutenants and the command spots so basically 2 classess of a 100 coming back 2 back. 100 dics in February and 50 lts. All before June getting ready for DNC.

12/07/2023 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this is yet another group of the clouted who will Drain big money out of the pension. Look at all the exempts now, how many actually passed a test and were triple promoted to draw 140,000 year pension for the rest of their lives. Legal theft

12/07/2023 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
Michael Tate: Deputy Chief or Chief of Counterterrorism
Joshua Wallace: Deputy Chief of Area 1 or 2
David Showers: Inspection Division from Midway
Yolanda Talley: Demoted to LT
Senora Ben: Chief of IAD
Kenneth Stoppa: Commander of 016

12/07/2023 01:54:00 AM

I sure hope you are wrong about that last one....

12/07/2023 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judges being bought by the legislature and executive branch to support Illinois gun ban?

Plaintiffs downplay Illinois' response to Bevis gun ban challenge in front of SCOTUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv59F2YEr-E

12/07/2023 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While we are talking about BS payments, let’s remember the true magical story of the medical retiree/disability payments of Koniarski! Lololol

12/07/2023 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jorge , the greatest cop in Area 5 (just ask him) sez…

“There’s a reason why Alexa brought me here…”

12/07/2023 04:25:00 AM

The greatest cop that ever lived is G.S. from 025, second watch. Just ask him- everyone is stupid and everyone does not know proper tactics. If a cop gets injured or killed then he is more than happy to opine about how they messed up. He even trashes the entire watch. Listen G.S., all of us know the stuff you say behind our backs. Just sayin.

12/07/2023 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The eternal conflict between those to whom the Golden Rule is absolute and those to whom it is nothing.

Makes for there always being the former striving to impede the latter's activities.


Nothing in this world is ever fixed in totality.


12/07/2023 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kenneth Stoppa: Commander of 016

Please god, no

12/07/2023 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger J.Ulloa said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jorge , the greatest cop in Area 5 (just ask him) sez…

“There’s a reason why Alexa brought me here…”

12/07/2023 04:25:00 AM

Another anonymous comment 😂😂😂 grow a pair and let your balls drop and say it to my face instead of being a keyboard warrior. Not worried about some chain smoking, gossiping queen of the district. Hate me because you ain’t me. But I do appreciate you recognizing my greatness , but you being butt hurt about isn’t good for your mental health and well being. Next time keep your little dick vibes to yourself kid. Less stress and you’ll live longer. ✌🏽

12/07/2023 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You better add LATENT PRINT EXAMINERS to that list!!!!

12/07/2023 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is an oldie but a timeless classic...

"If you have 52 Jokers in a deck of cards, and you shuffle them, you still end up with 52 Jokers..."

CPD... Promoting Chicago value's since 1837

12/07/2023 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if stoppa gets 016 where is marc b girl friend going ?

inquiring minds want to know

12/07/2023 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: not the ideal post for this comment, but had to share...


https://www.thecentersquare.com/illinois/article_f48e9614-93ad-11ee-964f-ebf14935242a.html


Second State!

Thanks for all the info SCC and community. Daily reader but first-time commenter.

12/07/2023 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ain’t nothing going on but the rent.

12/07/2023 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Short white shirts?
Looks like you need more blue shirts first..

12/07/2023 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Michael Tate: Deputy Chief or Chief of Counterterrorism
Joshua Wallace: Deputy Chief of Area 1 or 2
David Showers: Inspection Division from Midway
Yolanda Talley: Demoted to LT
Senora Ben: Chief of IAD
Kenneth Stoppa: Commander of 016

talley should have been fired a long time ago.

12/07/2023 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous J. Backstabvich@541 said...

I also have a big change effective Friday.

Moving forward, my Fruit of the Loom tighty whities will now be sized 4X.

My sedentary lifestyle is proving to be a venerable foe.

12/07/2023 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Professor Patty (hand raised) I have a question..

12/07/2023 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Michael Tate: Deputy Chief or Chief of Counterterrorism
Joshua Wallace: Deputy Chief of Area 1 or 2
David Showers: Inspection Division from Midway
Yolanda Talley: Demoted to LT
Senora Ben: Chief of IAD
Kenneth Stoppa: Commander of 016



Lt Mike Kelly (A/2 Homicide lieutenant) is suppose to be made commander tomorrow too.

12/07/2023 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike Tate’s merit nominee for Lt was Snelling. He was a ghost patrolling Admin Sgt in Area South two years ago. All facts

12/07/2023 04:20:00 PM  
Blogger J.Ulloa said...

The greatest cop that ever lived is G.S. from 025, second watch. Just ask him- everyone is stupid and everyone does not know proper tactics. If a cop gets injured or killed then he is more than happy to opine about how they messed up. He even trashes the entire watch. Listen G.S., all of us know the stuff you say behind our backs. Just sayin.

First of all I was never on second watch, and I don’t really care if you hear what I say about you. It’s probably all true. Stop crying and looking for pity. Be a man or woman and stop looking to point the finger and look in the mirror. Maybe just may you’ll see the problem. Until then I’ll continue to make you and the rest of watch look like shit since either you don’t know anything or too scared to do any proactive policing. Merry Christmas ✌🏽😁

12/07/2023 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Another anonymous comment 😂😂😂 grow a pair and let your balls drop and say it to my face instead of being a keyboard warrior. Not worried about some chain smoking, gossiping queen of the district. Hate me because you ain’t me. But I do appreciate you recognizing my greatness , but you being butt hurt about isn’t good for your mental health and well being. Next time keep your little dick vibes to yourself kid. Less stress and you’ll live longer. ✌🏽”

Thank you for this. The anonymous hating is getting old. I don’t know Jorge or the notorious Axemann we read about in every fucking post, but whoever posts about these guys grow a pair of balls and say it to their faces. Or dont be scared and sign off with your real names. Own your shit talking and quit hiding behind a keyboard.

12/07/2023 04:32:00 PM  
Blogger J.Ulloa said...

If a cop gets injured or killed then he is more than happy to opine about how they messed up.

It’s funny anonymous can say a bunch of untruths. When have I ever trash a police officer getting hurt or killed your full of shit. But will remain anonymous because you’re a scared little bitch. Man up or Women up and tell all of this to my face. Please I’m begging you. If not keep my name out of your fucking mouth.

12/07/2023 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jorge , the greatest cop in Area 5 (just ask him) sez…

“There’s a reason why Alexa brought me here…”

12/07/2023 04:25:00 AM

The greatest cop that ever lived is G.S. from 025, second watch. Just ask him- everyone is stupid and everyone does not know proper tactics. If a cop gets injured or killed then he is more than happy to opine about how they messed up. He even trashes the entire watch. Listen G.S., all of us know the stuff you say behind our backs. Just sayin.

12/07/2023 10:35:00 AM

I don’t know who this guy you’re talking about is, but the vast majority of officers in this department have horrible tactics.

12/07/2023 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Michael Tate: Deputy Chief or Chief of Counterterrorism
Joshua Wallace: Deputy Chief of Area 1 or 2
David Showers: Inspection Division from Midway
Yolanda Talley: Demoted to LT
Senora Ben: Chief of IAD
Kenneth Stoppa: Commander of 016

talley should have been fired a long time ago.

12/07/2023 02:24:00 PM

Where is the current commander of 016 going?

12/07/2023 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J. Backstabvich@541 said...
I also have a big change effective Friday.

Moving forward, my Fruit of the Loom tighty whities will now be sized 4X.

My sedentary lifestyle is proving to be a venerable foe.

12/07/2023 02:34:00 PM

lmfao. You never fall short to amaze!

12/07/2023 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
if stoppa gets 016 where is marc b girl friend going ?

inquiring minds want to know

12/07/2023 01:40:00 PM

She can work a radio room somewhere

12/07/2023 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kenneth Stoppa: Commander of 016

Please god, no
——
Good luck 016! Kenny’s always been a jagoff extraordinaire with a personality of a wet sock. Good riddance.
025 3rd watch

12/07/2023 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 2024 Budget increased a lot of positions and CUT others- like 11 Explosive Canine Handlers and 833 Police Officer (9161) positions from the budget.


We are ****short**** the following:

> 1 First Deputy Superintendent
> 2 Deputy Chiefs
> 3 Commanders
> 5 Captains
> 38 Lieutenants
> 124 Sergeants
> 168 Detectives
> 178 FTO's
> 25 Evidence Technicians

All of this is BEFORE the January/February retirement waves and BEFORE the May supervisor retirements (which will be larger than usual because of the DNC).



12/07/2023 12:50:00 AM

Correction…we are not short 1st Deputy, Deputy Chiefs, Commanders or Captains. We have way way too many to begin with. More need to be cut. We definitely don’t need a 1st Deputy. Why can’t the Supt. handle it? He just tells the Chiefs of the various bloated divisions what he wants. So much overlap in the department. So much waste.

12/07/2023 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s replacing Brennan in 024?

12/07/2023 12:12:00 AM

Heard Bob Vanna.

12/07/2023 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yolanda Talley : Chief of IAD , yet there’s a drug dealer in her personal car with $6000 in heroin and nothing happens. And another merit hack waives the impound of the car. Media where are you on these things???

12/07/2023 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt Nick Duckhorn from Area 4 is telling everyone he’s going to be the Commander of 024.

12/07/2023 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shuffling the ol chairs on the titanic again.....

12/07/2023 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

30 by 30

12/07/2023 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Stoppa from 025? The sawed off punk coward? Another one who can’t leave the job because it’s their identity. The badge doesn’t make you a man!

Oh you pillow ass that was his nickname in 011 they way that good walks looks like he has a pillow in his ass

12/07/2023 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I should care…. but I don’t

12/07/2023 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who (Unit or District) had their Holiday Party last night at House of Blues. Looks like an attendee ran over someone right down the block.

12/07/2023 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to the non-profit group, Stacy Davis Gates owes the city of Chicago $5,579 in unpaid water, sewer and trash bills as of Nov. 7, 2023, despite bringing home "at least" $289,000 a year.

12/07/2023 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Michael Tate: Deputy Chief or Chief of Counterterrorism
Joshua Wallace: Deputy Chief of Area 1 or 2
David Showers: Inspection Division from Midway
Yolanda Talley: Demoted to LT
Senora Ben: Chief of IAD
Kenneth Stoppa: Commander of 016

talley should have been fired a long time ago.

12/07/2023 02:24:00 PM

Where is the current commander of 016 going?

I mean who really cares go hide her fat useless ass back to headquarters again she’s not cut to be a commander

12/07/2023 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Lance Williams, a professor of urban community studies at Northeastern Illinois University, also was unsure why robberies have increased so dramatically but said what stands out to him is that “again, the Black neighborhoods that have been struggling continue to struggle.”

Now here is useless multiplied; Northeastern university, a grade school masquerading as a college and a degree in urban studies, something for the illiterate, someplace for the public school honor students

12/07/2023 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt Nick Duckhorn from Area 4 is telling everyone he’s going to be the Commander of 024.



You mean the “LT” that couldn’t handle being the WOL in 001 for barely two
Weeks before his guy Nardo brought him to the Saturation team. He was telling people that he was requested because that “unit”
Needed someone to manage it properly.

Yeah keep telling people you made it on score too. You couldn’t score under 500 on the sgts exam but miracles work and you ranked under 10 on a harder test. You should send Patty Casey some $$$$ for the “study notes”.

12/07/2023 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller is the real Supe behind the scene. Snelling is just a string puppet.

12/07/2023 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever that J. Uloa is. Dang officer, you really that good? I hope your not wasting your talent working in a district. Either way, relax , your going to have a heart attack! Their probably just busting your chops… or they don’t like you. I seriously doubt you a dooshbag… a bit of a narcicist though. Peace and love.
Wait, is this George that worked with us in 025?

12/07/2023 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Renee Cobbs(009) said...

Jan Murzyn-Commander of station assignments.

12/07/2023 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
833 police officers eliminated from the 2024 budget. So that means 1800 short plus the 833 that are gone. Almost like a tiny dancer 9.5 magic show.

12/07/2023 08:22:00 AM"

The goal is a 12 hour day. And they'll get it too.

12/08/2023 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11 months left. Fucking dork hacks on this job have made it unbearable. What a joke of a department.

12/08/2023 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K Schnoor from IAD to 012 captain.
Captain 012 to commander 012
Current commander 012 to Commander of Area 3
Shemash to First Deputy
Vanna to 018 commander
Schuler to Deputy of academy

12/08/2023 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Lt Nick Duckhorn from Area 4 is telling everyone he’s going to be the Commander of 024.



You mean the “LT” that couldn’t handle being the WOL in 001 for barely two
Weeks before his guy Nardo brought him to the Saturation team. He was telling people that he was requested because that “unit”
Needed someone to manage it properly.

Yeah keep telling people you made it on score too. You couldn’t score under 500 on the sgts exam but miracles work and you ranked under 10 on a harder test. You should send Patty Casey some $$$$ for the “study notes”.

Same guy they made the Tact Lt in 011 to build his resume? At least when he leaves we can get a REAL Tact Lt back there.

12/08/2023 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit is about to hit the fan…. Stay tuned and pay attention…

12/08/2023 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big changes are coming, Detective Homicide Teams are filling out applications and submitting resumes to rejoin the teams. You should read some of the resumes. They’re f-cking laughable!

12/07/2023 02:28:00 AM

_

I wish I could understand what you just typed. Why would someone on a team turn in a resume to be on the team? Learn how to communicate a little better, Hemmingway.

And I am sure your resume is mind blowing.

12/08/2023 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

onymous said...
Lt Nick Duckhorn from Area 4 is telling everyone he’s going to be the Commander of 024.

Omg is that funny. He tells everyone he’s the boss of a unit. He’s an absolute moron.

12/08/2023 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:11pm you're late. It was reported on the news and in an article in the newspaper

12/08/2023 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:32pm. I don't see a name attached to your comment, follow your own advice.

12/08/2023 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:32pm easy there super cop

12/08/2023 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jan Murzyn-Commander of station assignments.

His last name is so annoying it reminds me of a South Park episode.

12/08/2023 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same guy they made the Tact Lt in 011 to build his resume? At least when he leaves we can get a REAL Tact Lt back there.


You mean JD, the new Lieutenant who was assigned to 011 Tact? Yeah SHE is a double merit hack.

12/08/2023 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I wish I could understand what you just typed. Why would someone on a team turn in a resume to be on the team? Learn how to communicate a little better, Hemmingway.

And I am sure your resume is mind blowing.

[homicide detectives have to put in applications and resumes for the 10 hr pilot program- NOJO]

12/08/2023 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K Schnoor from IAD to 012 captain.
Captain 012 to commander 012
Current commander 012 to Commander of Area 3
Shemash to First Deputy
Vanna to 018 commander
Schuler to Deputy of academy


Hahaha, not a chance.

Schnoor will get dumped from IAD yes but not rewarded, Fuck ups of massive proportion at IAD
Traci Walker will also be moved.
Shemash will not be moved higher, unless it’s to take IAD DC spot.
first deputy will be Sean Joyce
Chief of Patrol : Senora Benn
Bob Vanna will be commander of 024
Ralph Cruz to be DC of academy
Schuler will still be CIT until Ursetti can get him moved out of there.

12/08/2023 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
K Schnoor from IAD to 012 captain.
Captain 012 to commander 012
Current commander 012 to Commander of Area 3
Shemash to First Deputy
Vanna to 018 commander
Schuler to Deputy of academy

12/08/2023 12:32:00 AM

Schnoor and Shemash? Great, big and bigger. A set of do-nothings.

12/08/2023 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Renee Cobbs(009) said...
Jan Murzyn-Commander of station assignments.

12/07/2023 11:50:00 PM


How many Murzyn’s is that now on or have been on job.

12/08/2023 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I could understand what you just typed. Why would someone on a team turn in a resume to be on the team? Learn how to communicate a little better, Hemmingway.

And I am sure your resume is mind blowing.


12/08/2023 05:08:00 AM

Bro, you are one to talk... You can't even spell Hemingway correctly.

12/08/2023 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merit merit merit. They the best but can’t pass any test.

12/08/2023 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Schuler to Deputy of academy. Are you kidding me? If a boss stopped dead in his/her tracks Nicks head would go half way up their ass. Biggest tool I ever had to be supervised by. Micro managing liberal idiot. God help the new recruits and this department.

12/08/2023 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stoppa from 025? The sawed off punk coward? Another one who can’t leave the job because it’s their identity. The badge doesn’t make you a man!

Oh you pillow ass that was his nickname in 011 they way that good walks looks like he has a pillow in his ass


Does he really shave his balls??

12/08/2023 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
K Schnoor from IAD to 012 captain.
Captain 012 to commander 012
Current commander 012 to Commander of Area 3
Shemash to First Deputy
Vanna to 018 commander
Schuler to Deputy of academy

12/08/2023 12:32:00 AM

Poster children of "Does Your Appearance Command Respect?"

12/08/2023 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all I was never on second watch, and I don’t really care if you hear what I say about you. It’s probably all true. Stop crying and looking for pity. Be a man or woman and stop looking to point the finger and look in the mirror. Maybe just may you’ll see the problem. Until then I’ll continue to make you and the rest of watch look like shit since either you don’t know anything or too scared to do any proactive policing. Merry Christmas ✌🏽😁

12/07/2023 04:32:00 PM

That's because whomever posted that wasn't talking about you, you fucking moron! I'm not even the original poster and I could figure that out. I do remember you though. You got dumped from 025 tact which says a lot because they have a bunch of arm sleeve, tattoo wearing idiots making up those teams.

12/08/2023 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What bugs me is all the bullshit units on this department that have more chiefs than indians. Why does some bullshit unit need a commander or a deputy chief if all they do is nothing? No other police department has such structure. Imagine all those tools eventually retiring and draining the piggy bank.

12/08/2023 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s replacing Brennan in 024?

Commander Vanna from BIA (Headquarters)

12/08/2023 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Where did Brennan go

He retired because they passed him up multiple times on promotions. He left with a salty taste in his mouth.

12/08/2023 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s Friday and no big changes! Maybe if you post Big changes coming Sunday, they will post them on Friday. You know all the exempts read the blog.

12/08/2023 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stoppa can be a hard a** and was never the police but he is one of the most knowledgeable bosses on this department.

12/08/2023 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Schnoors whole family of scammers

12/08/2023 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talley should be in a jail cell dressed in an orange jumpsuit and plodding around in shower shoes. POS.

12/09/2023 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/08/2023 05:08:00 AM

Bro, you are one to talk... You can't even spell Hemingway correctly.

12/08/2023 10:58:00 AM

Unless that's a street name no one should be worried how it's spelled, except for the kessing bandit.

12/09/2023 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stoppa from 025 who as a sgt called a P.O out and got socked in the jaw?

12/09/2023 08:01:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"...He left with a salty taste in his mouth..."

There are ways that can be delightful.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/09/2023 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where did Brennan go

He retired because they passed him up multiple times on promotions. He left with a salty taste in his mouth.

12/08/2023 09:25:00 PM

Salty because he was taken care of his whole career? Guy was a Sgt on the FBI task force with 10 years on the job. Cry me a fucking river dude. Entitled stroke like the rest of the patronage OCD crew.

12/09/2023 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...
"...He left with a salty taste in his mouth..."

There are ways that can be delightful.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/09/2023 08:54:00 AM




Lol!!!!!!
Thank you for that!

12/09/2023 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did Commander Caldwell get kicked out of the First Deputy’s office

12/10/2023 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why did Commander Caldwell get kicked out of the First Deputy’s office

12/10/2023 04:37:00 PM

Who cares? Is he still a Commander of nothing?

12/10/2023 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope Jason Brown gets promoted again.

12/11/2023 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


He retired because they passed him up multiple times on promotions. He left with a salty taste in his mouth.

12/08/2023 09:25:00 PM

Salty because he was taken care of his whole career? Guy was a Sgt on the FBI task force with 10 years on the job. Cry me a fucking river dude. Entitled stroke like the rest of the patronage OCD crew.

12/09/2023 09:50:00 AM

Another entitled one. Entitlement is ruining this job.

12/11/2023 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
I wish I could understand what you just typed. Why would someone on a team turn in a resume to be on the team? Learn how to communicate a little better, Hemmingway.

And I am sure your resume is mind blowing.

12/08/2023 05:08:00 AM

Bro, you are one to talk... You can't even spell Hemingway correctly.

You have to turn in a resume because you’re a moron and you can’t spell.

12/11/2023 09:49:00 AM  

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