Brandon's Bodies?

Personally, we'd vote for "Conehead's Corpses" but it isn't our call:

• Less than 24 hours after Chicago ended its relationship with ShotSpotter, a Chicago police officer found a woman shot and critically injured on a South Side street previously served by the gunfire detection system.

  Nobody called 911 to report hearing gunshots in the area, and no one called to report a shooting victim.

  A CPD sergeant came upon the 30-year-old woman on the sidewalk in the 7700 block of South Dobson around 9:15 p.m. on Monday. She had suffered two gunshot wounds to her leg and was taken in critical condition to the University of Chicago Medical Center, CPD said.

Hopefully, CWB keeps this going the way that have with the running count of aggravated batteries and homicides committed by persons out on no-cash bail.

But this explains Larritorious's email the other day telling Officers to encourage citizens to call 9-1-1:

The only important part of this email is the "situational awareness" portion - you won't have an address to head toward, so you'll have to pay very close attention as you approach the general area of a call.