Only the Best and Brightest

 Nice to see well qualified individual are still landing those phone-call spots:

• Also… have you heard about a member of his “security team” who had their car stolen after they parked it on the 3800 block of Grenshaw? With the keys in it. And their pistol. And their vest. And their wallet with credentials. And their ballistic helmet. Nothing but the Best & Brightest on this job. Let’s see if they try to hide this one.
  

Nice job idiot.