Wait....You're Confessing?

This narrative is....amazing? Disturbing? One of those, "You'll never believe this shit" moments:

You can click for a larger version, but even then, you're going to have to zoom in.

This Candidate:

• shows up for the CPD polygraph that is now required for hiring, 
• signs off on the Consent Form, 
• answers "Yes" to a question regarding ever having "committed, planned, covered up or participated" in a crime
• and then pretty much confesses to an "armed robbery" back in 2017

There's obviously a page #2 to this narrative, but we don't have it. 

Conehead is probably desperate enough to hire him.