Conehead in Washington
He's been there since Sunday, being prepped and coached by a variety of lawyers and politicians including (supposedly) two ex mayors of Chicago.
Assorted drinking games will begin upon commencement - 0900 start time. We haven't had a really good opportunity to do some day drinking of late, so we're looking forward to it. Any mentions of:
- racism
- teachers/CTU
- black wife and 3 black children
- DEI (or individually diversity, equity, inclusion)
- community (fill in the blank)
- west side
- Sparklefarts / Obama
- progressive
- immigrants or undocumented
- raggedy
- collaboration
- systemic anything
....will result in us taking a shot of whatever happens to be handy.
We expect to be tipsy by 0920, legally drunk by 0940, and headed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning no later than 1000. See you on the other side.
Labels: national politics, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
25 Comments:
How did a straight up shithead get elected mayor. This city is truly lost.
Chicago politicians don’t support my values anymore. My heart isn’t into living here anymore. In four years my family and I are gone. The Democrat organization doesn’t think of me or my family when considering how to govern. Good by soon Chicago, Illinois.
Talk about carnival barkers and charlatans. The Democrat organization is into theatrics. Meanwhile they are destroying everything they touch.
I played the drinking game this morning listening to Paul VALLAS on 056 AM.
He has a TERRIBLE habit of saying "At the end of the day" . . . he must have said it over 25 times.
I took a shot when I listened to it on the below replay of the show.
I'm STILL fucked up.
Go to the 3:29 mark below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRYKBxEsGU
Sad to think this is who is representing Chicago. I can’t wait to get out of here!
The biggest shit show on earth. The USA is going broke and these goofs want the waistless spending to continue. The definition of insanity applies to this. Like a used car salesman selling a lemon. They will sell this crap to the US public.
Usually, congress-critters like to grandstand and interrupt speakers. I hope they don't do that in this case, let the entire country hear this clown speak.
Or any time he starts a sentence with “let’s be clear!”
Raggedy Bingo!
Blame Nixon and MAGA nationalists never blame the man in the mirror
Can’t wait to see this. Will the hearing out perform the Democrackpot’s vile display at President Trump’s State of the Union Address. They are definitely the party of the perverted.
Don’t forget “better, stronger, safer”
The best clown show ever put together in one building. I can’t wait to see it
I don't think I have enough alcohol.
Evil group running Chicago.
Don't forget "better, stronger, safer Chicago."
You'll definitely be stiff by 1000 hrs because that dumb chumbalone will show his ignorance to a national audience.
Is he taking his detail? Washington is a scary place.
Duck and cover.
How about letting the people of Chicago vote if they want to be a sanctuary city. Brandon Johnson won’t let that happen. He knows the people living here doesn’t want it. But he does it anyway. That’s why his approval rating is at 6%.
Buck tooth moron
What if he has a panic attack and freezes up?
What if he has the big one?
Just wondering
you forgot stakeholders and Trump is bad. he is getting prepped by members of "the View" Joy Reid will be her cornerman
Why wait, I'm drunk now.
I'm hoping to see Conehead doing a full perp-walk, hands cuffed behind his back and maybe a burse ot two for resisting arrest.
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