Zero Homicide Weekend?

This is a rarity (via HeyJackass.com):

• ‘Twas the weekend before Christmas, and all through wards, aldercreatures were stirring—like budget-hungry hordes. At the CTU stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Santa Brandon soon would be there. So up to the rooftop the deficits flew, with a sleigh full of spending, Brandon exclaimed, “Happy Christmas to all—and to all a good hike!”

  8:00a Demonized Tally: 0 killed, 10 wounded

It could all change at a moments notice....

....and it might have:

• Two men were found dead early Sunday morning in Morgan Park, Chicago police said.

  Police officers found the men lying in the street around 1:15 a.m. in the 11700 block of South Marshfield Avenue. They were both pronounced dead at the scene, and police said there “was no apparent trauma” to their bodies.

Overdoses?

Or walking carbon monoxide poisoning? 

Still, approaching the end of the year and Chicago is still in the low 400s....420 or so.