Thursday, August 11, 2005

Just on FoxNews

Over 46% of the American population will suffer some form of mental illness in their lifetimes. This is quite a shocker to the rest of the medical establishment, but we were among the first to diagnosis this years ago. The disease is "Liberalism" and the symptoms are voting for democratic candidates. Hahahahahaha, just a little right wing humor there. Sorry "lefty."

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since the police department represents the true make up of the city, I would tend to agree with that percentage. About 1/2 the cops I have worked with are nut cases, fetish freaks and kinky!

P.O. Shaver Longcock

8/11/2005 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much madness is divinest sense-
much sense-the starkest madness-
'Tis the majority-
In this, as all, prevail-
Assent and you are sane-
Demur-your straightway dangerous-
and handled with a chain-

Emily Dickenson(Poem 435),c.1862

Where it ever so........

8/12/2005 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Lt. Dick Goesinyu said...

Very untrue statement. If we represented the make up of the city, the cannabilism rate would shoot thru the roof. When moms new boyfriend buggers one of the children, ussually the boyfriend isnt a copper. All we want is sexual penetration, no one wants to have sexual or oral intercourse, then kill some one like most of our good citizens. We want to have sex, but we dont kill if they say no. We dont gangster puss. Lighten up anonymous, nut cases, fetish freaks and kinks are good people. They could be stealing and robbing and why not talk about sex when police work is so boring. Also bring your rain coat in case you have to have sex with your partner. The coat fits over the trunk or the back seat. U dont want your rump on the seat the prisoners use. Nothing beats sex and kinky stuff on CPD time.
Remember dont wipe your self with a general offense report, the carbon might leave a mark on your white under garments.

8/12/2005 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

Being a true liberal, I forgive you M. I shall pray for you and folks like sweetbabyray, who may be in need of a little religion. No, alot of religion for him. I still like him though.

And now our pal, Bush Boy, shall lead us in a song. How about "Amazing Grace.?" I think there may be alot of wretches here.

8/12/2005 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Bsuh boy said...

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like lefty.

He once was lost, below the ground, but saw the light of the right

8/12/2005 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

LMAO,
Good one BB.

Have to run now, got to get my bundle of Communist newspapers to hand out at parade. Our offices are in Bridgeport you know (no joke).

Hope my "No Blood for Oil" tee shirt does get too wet.

Peace out

8/13/2005 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mental illness has always been a problem at Police Headquarters. Both at 35th and 11th and State. Many a boss wanted to jump out of a window when things went wrong. Now most of the jumpers are at 121 N. LaSalle st. aka City Hall. When the King calls you, it's pack your bags and jump. Ask the Building Commish, Stan K. His face told it all, I just did what the mayor said to do. I hired the people I was told to hire. It's the same at CPD, people being promoted because someone gets the call. Or a boss gets the call that someone is being transfered into his unit and he has to eat that person, or dump one of his own, even if the new person is qualified or not, more often not. It's life in the big city.

8/19/2005 07:49:00 AM  

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