Wednesday, August 17, 2005

More quick hits!

File these under "bad choices and weirdos:"
  • Dateline: London - man in a diaper asks passing women to "change him." The comments for this one write themselves. Go ahead.
  • Dateline: Atlanta - definitely NOT the way to impress a jury of your peers, even if you are trying for the insanity defense.
  • Dateline: Chicago - this reminds us of so many stories of coppers waiting in line with the rest of the crackheads, and the dealer doesn't even realize it's the police.
Use this as your open thread for a bit. We're going to be away from the computer until much later this afternoon.

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking News Story:

In separate incidents in 008 and 017, the Supt. is about to announce criminal charges against two police officers. Both allege that the individual officer "beat" a suspect in the security office of the alleged shoplifting offense. Both incidents are supposedly recorded on department store videotape

8/17/2005 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the moderator (or M as leftisthebest calls him) stated two weeks ago remember Target and JC Penney's are not police-friendly.

I call for a boycott of these stores by Chicago P/O's. Whatta think?

8/17/2005 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I won't burn rubber to any calls at these places. Their store dicks better keep bond money handy for those unlawful restraint and battery cases they'll be facing when I do get there. Their risk management departments will not like the way my reports read either.

8/17/2005 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The losses of these stores are going to be off the charts when the boosters figure it out we are at war.

When we do get there there will be a lot of name checks being run on the employees. I wonder what percentage of traffic BFW cases involve store employees in these places. I'm gonna find out!

8/17/2005 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before I deal with the any in custody boosters the handcuff will come off and I just can't run that fast these days.

8/17/2005 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder about the city stickers in the employee parking areas?

8/17/2005 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps good patrol proceedures dictate increased traffic enforcement in the vicinity!

8/17/2005 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-video17.html

8/17/2005 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And while we are not shopping at Target or Penney's anymore, lets please start our campaign to make sure king richies other puppet, dickhead devine, does not get re-elected. Remember, we unseated a judge before, we are pretty powerful when we stick together. which brings up a whole other problem, we don't stick together like we did before.

8/17/2005 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My advise is to make the security guards walk the offender out of the store to your car, then do all the paper in your car.

8/17/2005 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suspect that convictions against their shoplifters and such shall be a very rare event in the future.

8/17/2005 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The store dicks can sit in the back seat with their shoplifters!

8/17/2005 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's time to invite the store dicks to come down to the Districts to sign any complaints from now on. Of course there may be fewer complainst to sign now.

8/17/2005 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely, make the security guards or store agents come into the station to be interviewed by the Dets. and ASA from felony review. Use the system follow the letter of the law and the specific writing of Dept directives.

8/17/2005 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take any surveillance tape that the store has of any shoplifting incident and inventory it as evidence. Any time there is an allegation of force used by the security guard during arrest, take the guard into custody and refer the case to the Dets. and felony review.

8/17/2005 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Respond immediately. Do the job to the letter of the law. Make the gaurd come to district station to swear out complaint by desk sergeant. Ask arrestee if he or she has been abused, then allow cross complaints. This happens on more than one occasion, guess what, they wont call the police no more. Even if the gaurd is an off duty p/o screw these corporations.
Every one to station, then notify the dicks...

8/17/2005 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1805:

Fat ass and no balls Devine are on TV announcing the indictments of two officers and his intentions to fire the partners for not dropping a dime. Were O Were is the FOP.

Sorry I forgot they have to swill beer at there golf outing, or their drinking down in Springfield.

Can we recall Donuhue and Doherty.

8/17/2005 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where is the FOP, at some dinner, lunch or golf outing financed by your dues or putting meals on their credit cards, paid for by you. The're union "gaffers" in the language of Chicago.

8/17/2005 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The were only facing time off until the FOP fucked it up and brought media attention to it.

The FOP got these officers fucked!

They would of took their 180 days and been back!

Learn from the crooks...everyone!
Plea bargin isn't always a bad thing especially when your on video.

8/17/2005 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This could work out to be the biggets Daley Administration mess yet. Prosecute some cop who reacted to the threat of HIV from an offender and the public will pay in a big way.

8/17/2005 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous NorthSide said...

Re: YOUR First Amendment rights.

See my Comment #13 under "PUSSIFICATION" thread.

8/17/2005 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is only the beginning. Time to get out of the working mode right now. Not because yoiu are lazy, but because you need to feed your family and stay out of jail. People love to see us swing and politicians and the media love to serve us up. If you only have a couple years on....Get out!!! or prepare to be shat upon for the next quarter of a century. You recourse to the a$$h01es on the street is getting close to nil. Go against your working instinct and just give'em reports, parkers and movers. Let this city turn in to the shithole it is destined to become. We all know that they tell us to go out there and kick ass but then disavow any knowledge of that mission when the heat is on.
Just wait till they install the over 5000 cameras on the street corners over the next several years. You won't be able to make a funny face at a bad guy. If thats the way the Dept. and Citizens want it....Good!!! I'll sit back and laugh as this city goes up in flames.

8/17/2005 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen brother

8/18/2005 11:06:00 AM  

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