The Terror alert has returned to YELLOW. Continue on about your business Citizens.
Don't know who to credit on this. It was e-mailed to us and it's been seen on a number of websites. Apologies to the creator if he/she happens to run across this site.
Don't forget the help received from the anti-terrorism unit. If it wasn't for Daley's cousin and retired ADS Byrne's daughter working there(with their combined 6 years of police experience) the whole city probably would have blown up.
No need to worry, if terror strikes, all the Gold Stars will send their families to their summer homes till the all clear sounds. While the working people will be stuck here to deal with the real problems the city faces.
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Apparently the Department's secret strategy of putting the tact and gang teams in uniform has again prevented disaster.
My battle with "old dude" Sgt. N. continues on the Newsflash section. I'm almost starting to like the ole snitchbag.
Don't forget the help received from the anti-terrorism unit. If it wasn't for Daley's cousin and retired ADS Byrne's daughter working there(with their combined 6 years of police experience) the whole city probably would have blown up.
No need to worry, if terror strikes, all the Gold Stars will send their families to their summer homes till the all clear sounds. While the working people will be stuck here to deal with the real problems the city faces.
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