al-qaeda Wants You!
al-qaeda is advertising for job openings, via the internet. Read all about it at Yahoo! News. Seems most of the jobs are in the video editing and statement preparation, though there are more openings where ever al-qaeda is engaged in open conflict.
Ace of Spades has a list of "Top Ten Requirements for Employment with al-qaeda."
Personally, we wonder how all these positions are becoming vacant, as the media insists we're losing the war on a daily basis (not). You'd think al-qaeda would have no trouble filling the open positions, especially in light of how miserably the economy is doing (not). Lefty? We hear there are photoshopping opportunities in Chechnya and Iraq.
Ace of Spades has a list of "Top Ten Requirements for Employment with al-qaeda."
Personally, we wonder how all these positions are becoming vacant, as the media insists we're losing the war on a daily basis (not). You'd think al-qaeda would have no trouble filling the open positions, especially in light of how miserably the economy is doing (not). Lefty? We hear there are photoshopping opportunities in Chechnya and Iraq.
posted by SCC at 2:35 PM
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I am sure they will be lining up around the block in Islamic communities world-wide to show up Uncle Sam. Not saying that is correct, only the USA is hated by most of the Arab world.
Speaking of that.....already they are saying there are over 3000 fatalities from an earthquake which struck Pakistan and India. That is twice as much deaths as Hurricane Katrina. The press will cover it for three days or so and then forget about it.
Dear Leftisthemess,
Are you really complaining that your liberal media outlets will not give the earthquake disaster the coverage it deserves.
By the way, the latest fatality update lists the death toll at 18,000+.
The bottom line? Nobody gives a fuck. The combined population of India and Pakistan is almost 1.25 billion. Subtract 18,000 from 1.25 billion. The answer is who gives a flying rat's ass?
Even a million deaths would reduce the population by well less than one tenth of one percent. Those casualties are statistically insignificant.
The bottom line? Even through the horror of this tremblor, you and I will have uninterrupted access to taxi rides, donuts and the occasional 7-11 slurpee. Nothing to get your panties in a bunch about.
TRIB: Pipeline to peril
Investigation: To fill a need for cheap labor in Iraq, the U.S. military and its contractors have tapped an illicit human pipeline that exploits and endangers workers.
WHAT A SURPRISE! Filty LUCRE in their pockets! Give the friggin Iraqis the jobs at full pay- and give OUR HEROIC SOLDIERS some OFF-DUTY SIDE JOBS at some of these OBSCENELY HIGH rates of pay we hear for mercenaries and corporate big wigs! IT'S TIME to NATIONALIZE HALLIBURTON, their subsidiaries and those like them! Re-allocate the no-bid contract money back where it belongs- into the projects themselves and spread among those REALLY doing the work!
Nearly 2,000 American soldiers now slaughtered- 30,000 injured or psyched-out of theatre- easily over 100,000 mudheadjahbeings erased- all for the ultra-rich KKKorporate Brownshirtz! SICK Business- Fat Bloody Profits- YOUR brethren dying!
FUCK the DEMONCRAPZ- FUCK these REPUGNANTCONZ...! They've HIJACKED our country for the this treacherous chickenhawk warmongering ultra-elite! All because fuckfaces Clinton and Bush Jr.couldn't pull the trigger on some shady sheiks' sons! they were too busy kissing them, holding hands, sucking off their oily jizzum and soliciting contributions to their own egos!
T-H-I-N-K BEYOND THE TRI-COLORED "PUBLIC RELATIONS" PROPAGANDA- the Military-Industrial Complex has taken over our representatives- and we will keep paying the ultimate price while they get FAT!
Did you just call for the nationalization of Haliburton? You did. Wow. So you want to follow in the footsteps of Hitler and Stalin. Finally, some honesty from the left. Thank you for revealing yourself to be what you declare everyone else to be. A grade-A, goose stepping nazi asshole.
HOMER SIMPSON SAYS;
Go to the kwik-e-mart and have a squeeshie from APUE on the house.
Hey Leftovers, Im sorry I mean Tim O'Grady, the one who really hates BUSH, and his country. Im sure your parents are real real proud to have a son who is a schizophrenic cop who hates Amerika and freedom. Why can't u just make a comment that doesn't take up 1,000 word liberal diatribes.
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