Friday, October 07, 2005

Suicide Bomber Update

Looks like the so called lame-stream media is starting to notice the Oklahoma bombing. Channel 5 has the AP story on their website. Look for more coverage over the weekend.

Just a thought - should the department be training us to recognize some of the warning signs and habits of these people? You know, like how to profile them? As Sox Park is full for the first time all season and the World Series is a real possibility, maybe we ought to be being briefed by the feebs and B&A on how to spot and (not to) handle these devices. Or is this another one of those sooper-sekret things like the "evacuation plan" that only huberman and the bosses know about and NOT the guys and gals who will actually be at the scene of the explosions.

Well, since the city and department are keeping you in the dark, we'll do their job for them. Way back in July, when we only had 100 readers a day, we posted the ABC News photos of the unexploded train bombs from London. As the Oklahoma bomber seems to have used the same recipe/formula, we imagine he might have used the same packaging. Here are the links to our posts. Go look and learn, so if you run across this crap, you get everyone as far away as possible from it. ESPECIALLY if you smell nail polish remover! Acetone is one of the triggers and just about everyone know what it smells like. Tell your co-workers so they can recognize these devices too. The fact that it will drive up our hit count is just a bonus for us.

Link 1; Link 2; Link 3; Link 4; Link 5; Scotland Yard speaks out.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of "bombs," looks like the Hawks won't make the playoffs... again.

By the way SCC, Chicago's "winning" professional ice hockey team, the Wolves, begin play this weekend. Trade in those ducats at the West Side and come out to the 'burbs. Beer prices are lower too!

10/07/2005 09:21:00 AM  
Blogger Shadi said...

Nice job on the BOMB PHOTOS, S.C.C.... you `da bomb! This young lady to the right should be gently checked to make sure it ain't C-4 pumping up her volume!

Shady-ain't-Freud ;)

P.S. -What time do the Sox play the Sox tonight- and will BLOGGER go into the crapper again to frustrate our "LIVE BLOGGER-BALL updates?! ;-> - - - Is our Scrambled Egg Braintrust at 35th & Mothership ready with enough "Flying Wedgies" if Bridgeport Comes Alive tonight after the Chi-Sox close out the Bean Sox?? Make sure you bring your sticks, pepper, helmets and some extra cuffs to work tonight mein Ninja Turtles!

10/07/2005 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10/07/2005 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous learn not 2 byrne said...

CAREFUL- Don't BLOW It! photo montage compiling S.C.C.'s "Visual Training Bulletin" #1's six photos... ;-)

10/07/2005 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon guys! Did you see the Roll Call Training Video of the Turkish police inspecting the backpack-bomb: "What's in here?" ziiiip. KA-BLAMO!!!!!!

That's all the traing YOU need.

10/07/2005 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean someone actually pays attention to those videos? I love the way the department shows a lame ass video and then when we are in a jam we are hung out to dry because they say that we were trained! Watching a video is not training!!!!

10/07/2005 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sox are three outs away from beating the BoSox. Meanwhile SCC gets ready for another Hawks loss.
Go Wolves!

10/07/2005 06:22:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...

SOX WIN!!! (whitey!)

10/07/2005 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous I KNOW U said...

Just in case u haven't heard in the past 2 hrs, O'Grady hates Bush, he really really really hates G.W.

Hey Tim, take your prozac its past your time, your getting the shakes.

10/07/2005 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy's a goof. Starts his own blog but post here more often than there. Hasn't he gotten the hint yet?

10/07/2005 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous pet abuse hotline said...

Oh boy- those nattering naybobs of negativity checking in again... Hey is this little LOTTO zooming again?! Nice reply to your own post there (at least you canned the CAPS LOCK keyboard consternation!)

If not- blow me, Torquemada-tongue...

If so- Listen Chucky-Wagon- I just wanted to let you know that the Commander you so callously stalked and residentially outed here thankfully isn't mad about it. These things happen in Cyberspace (all too often!;-> ) He just wishes you would try doing something more productive with your time. A tiny bit of police work sometime this millenium if you can fit it in sometime during your busy day, thanks. (Remember- just not on HIM or US... okay? Super- thanks!)

If not- a modest suggestion: try pulling your duty belt around your neck just a little tighter during your auto-erotic asphyxiation sessions. Also try using your work cuffs instead of the toy ones when immoblizing yourself; and switch to fine sandpaper rather than blue velvet as the conductive medium for "Little Lotto" ;->. Between that and your blood pressure meds- (judging by your rosacean physiognomy) the combination of these slight modifications to your "self-satisfactory" sessions should assuage your desire for artistic expression in that it should leave an absolutely brilliant riot of red inside that prisoner's property bag you pull so friskily over your boar-like dome when the mood is right- so tightly cinched around your vermilion neck, enabling you to get to "that place where you need to be."

It should hopefully leave an almost Jackson Pollack inspired tomato-like puree for those who "discover" you... and isn't that merely what we all want- to be discovered for our particular talents in the end? Until then- go home and get yer shine box, Tommy Boy!

10/08/2005 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this nitwit going to post on every thread about the P.O. Travis?

Obviously no one knows or cares, sounds like you are obsesive.

10/08/2005 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably the stuterrrrrrrrr!

10/08/2005 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous DIE U COMMIE SCUM said...

Hey Pet Abuse, Oh sorry I mean P.O. Tim O'grady 23rd district (appropriate assignment for this nut case) take your LIthium,Prozac, and alll your other med's YOU ARE A FUCKING GOOF!
Get off your computer you lunatic.

By the way O'Grady really hats BUSH, if he didn't tell anyone in the past hr.

10/10/2005 10:08:00 PM  

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