Stories that make us Smile

Cops have a dark sense of humor. Very dark. Like when a bad batch of heroin turns up on the west side and the suburban junkies start dropping like flies - That's funny. And then the department actually issues a warning about the bad heroin. Now we are in the realm of surreal humor. We mean, what the hell is that all about? People are deciding to fill their bodies with poison and the department charged with enforcing the law against this sort of behavior is telling them there's bad dope out there? What next - maps to the spots with the best crack? The killer weed?

This is another one of those stories. Seems Mr. Casteneda wanted to avoid a speeding ticket in the 'burbs, so he turned off his headlights and sped up to 100 mph to avoid a chase that wasn't even happening. Casteneda met a Tree; Tree met Casteneda; Casteneda was ushered into the afterlife shortly thereafter. A definite candidate for a Darwin Award. And also very funny (as the only person killed was the asshole).

UPDATE: Hunter #1 "Duck!!" Hunter #2 "No, that was a goose." WHAM!