Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 11:21 PM
imagine if you were an Astro's fan...
Yea, but if you were a Cubs fan you could go about your normal routine now couldn't you?Top of the 11th! Strike 1!
OZZIE SEZ: "BEISBALL BEING BERRY BERRY SCARY TU MI 2NITE!" & "PHUK YU PHEEL PHUKINK GARNIR YU MATEGONE MUTTA"
Hillarious. And they're still in extra innings.
on base now- always sucked big time with the Cubs... NOW he gets on against Sox (again!) I think he feels that ex-Chicago hate... can Marte save the bullpen (ulllp!)#10 Jose Vizcaino | 1B Proper Name: Jose Luis VizcainoBorn: March 26, 1968San Cristobal, Dominican RepublicHeight: 6-1Weight: 190 lbs.Age: 37Pronounced: vis-kie-ah-noBats: BThrows: RightPos: 1BExperience: 16 years2005 Salary: $1,250,000College: N/AFANTASYPercent Owned (Week +/-):MLB: 0.0% (0.0%)NL Only: 6.8% (0.0%)Avg. Draft Position:MLB: 189.3NL Only: 210.0AVG .246 | HR 1 | RBI 23 Profile Stats Splits GameLog Bat vs. Pitch News Inside Edge FantasyScouting Report2004 SeasonThe versatile Jose Vizcaino once again saved the Astros when he stepped in for injured shortstop Adam Everett in August and started most of the rest of the season. Oddly, Everett broke the same ulna bone Vizcaino had broken the year before. Vizcaino started slowly in his return from the injury last year, hovering around .200 much of the first three months of the season. But he finished strong, hitting .297 in August, but hit only .191 in the playoffs.Hitting, Baserunning & DefenseVizcaino is a good contact hitter who shoots singles all over the field. He also had his best season since 1997 in producing extra-base hits with 27. As a utility infielder, Vizcaino is very valuable to the team starting at every infield position last season. He's no Adam Everett in the field, but he's adequate at short and probably best at second base. Vizcaino has average speed and is no threat to steal, but he is a smart baserunner.2005 OutlookNeeding insurance for injuries and rookie second baseman Chris Burke, the Astros re-signed Vizcaino to a one-year contract in December. He proved valuable in 2004, and he could see as much playing time in 2005.
From a cubs fanI bow to the almighty white sox7-5 in the 14thyeee haaago chi town
Congrats to the White Sox!!!!
Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans to their team.Finally as they reached the top, the Blackhawk fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Hawks!!!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Bulls fan threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming, "This is for the greatest team of the 90's!!!" Seeing this, the Bears fan walked over and shouted, "This is for DITKA!!!", and leapt to his death.The two remaining fans just looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute, the Sox Fan shouted, "This is for everyone on the South Side!!!" and pushed the Cubs fan off of the mountain.
fuck the sox
Go! Go! Go! Sox!
Great article about Tuesday's game:http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AoNAVPfsyG4Bhe2OJGNblf85nYcB?slug=dw-whitesox102605&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
11:36- Another boorish cubs fan thats jealous.