Monday, October 31, 2005

Over/Under Results

Unless something happened in the past couple of hours, everyone who had Starks over Halloween, wins! Congratulations!

Rumors abound once again of a Sergeant's class this week and the "merit" letters for Detective are due in next Monday. 100 or so new recruits started the Academy today so there are around 300 in the pipeline, which will just about cover the retirements from 2003, meaning we're still about 1,000 bodies down.

Hope everyone enjoyed the $40 bucks the city cut you all checks for when they screwed up the duty availability. Just once, wouldn't it be refreshing to see the city institute some program that didn't manage to f%&* everything up nine ways to Sunday? We think we have it figured out though - somebody, somewhere in the political process has a brother who's an accountant and somewhere around February, he's going to have posters up everywhere saying, "Remember how f#$&ed up your checks were this year with the retro and the federal taxes and the duty and uniform allowances? Well, for a mere $49.99, my firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe can keep you out of Federal prison. Contact us today!"

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Starks retire???????

10/31/2005 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous black history said...

History credits Rosa Parks with sparking the Birmingham Bus Boycott in December, 1955. Why doesn't CLAUDETTE COLVIN get the credit? Months before, Ms. COLVIN was arrested after refusing to give up her seat to a white on the same bus route.

10/31/2005 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was Montgomery, not Birmingham.
Claudette Colvin was the heroine. She was dark-skinned.

The NAACP later decided to use Rosa Parks because she was brown-skinned.

Racism exists even between African-Americans.

10/31/2005 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out Spike Lee's film "School Daze".

10/31/2005 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, Claudette. You're too dark-skinned. You were first but Rosa Parks goes on the postage stamp.

10/31/2005 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's time that we get down to the real deal and get the lowdown on kline and baby kline, hot spanish po's and the Bosses Bitches, now those are topics that will grab our attention and give the bosses many sleepless nights wondering if or when they will be outed. Let the heartache begin..

10/31/2005 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 9:15

I like your idea. I wish I had some dirt to talk about....

10/31/2005 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually stupidity being ranted on this site...Colvin or Parks what differences does it make.....Nobody even remember if Washington or Henson was the first president....its whatand who is remember......................

10/31/2005 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh? Who the hell is Henson? Are you drunk? If not, go find some whiskey so you make sense.

10/31/2005 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous rosa "merit" parks said...

Claudette Colvin ROCKS!

Henson was the real deal!

10/31/2005 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A mind is a terrible thing to waste....John Henson was the First President of the United States....most likely you are a product of the chicago public school system....so that you won't blow a gasket George Washington was actually the 7th President of the United States...The first Constitutional President...maybe you should layoff the booze and expand your mind beyond the width of your local bar

11/01/2005 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will somebody answer the damn question - DID STARTS RESIGN???????????

11/01/2005 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

STARKS?????????/

11/01/2005 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the creator of miss piggy and kermit the frog was our 1st president? Sheez how did I miss that one!

11/01/2005 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, go back to sleep.

He was just completely emasculated by the supe and now has about 3 people reporting to him instead of an entire bureau

11/01/2005 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:27:26
who gives a shit both bitches are dead

11/02/2005 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

both are TWO dark skinned

11/02/2005 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thaught Starks refused to give up his seat???

11/03/2005 12:22:00 AM  

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