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And other quick hits for Tuesday night:
- Man falls to death over a second story balcony railing during a spitting contest in Mount Prospect. What else can you say about this one?
- Kennedy Expressway floods at Grand when a 36 inch main lets go. Channel 2, Channel 5, Channel 7 coverage. This is at least the second big main to let go around there in about 5 years. Shouldn't someone be inspecting these things?
- And once again making up the news when there isn't any real news to cover, Channel 7 does a hack job on the lack of name brand grocery stores in certain Chicago neighborhoods. Three guesses as to what neighborhoods are "underserviced." What are they going to do? Force Jewel and Dominick's to open stores in places the companies will lose money, assets and/or employees lives? Come to think of it, they probably will.
posted by SCC at 6:08 PM
60 Comments:
I know I speak for many visitors to this board. Unlike the late Bartoz Drobek and his fondness for "spitting contests", we prefer "pissing contests". Can't you tell?
Dumb Polock plain and simple. Only a fellow white man, would be so dumb. haha
The merchandice is moving but the profits are down. Go figure
Wait a sec...when WalMart wanted to move into the west side, weren't they met with a lot of huffing, hooping and hollering about wages not high enough, no benefits, etc? Didn't WalMart basically say screw this? Please correct my memory if I am mistaken.
Let's face it. Private industry can't compete with the government for people who want to get paid for sitting on their asses all day.
Why work at Jewel or Dominicks when you can sit at home and get SSI, Link, and sling rocks and blows at your leisure.
To the hype that is posting his disdain for the police....you obviously have not been rehabilitated in your first three stints in the joint so please follow your instincts and go back in front of your house and sling your bullshit so we can catch you again and ensure you become a productive member of society
To 06:50, if you are going to spell nationalities at least get them right. Don't let everyone know that you are a complete dumbass.
The person who wrote Fuck the Po-Lice is obviously someone joking around, the internet has yet to reach 007,011,15th districts, and I dont think they teach the use of the internet in jail or CPS, and he obvioulsly isnt using the computer at his or her "work".
Lack of name brand stores in certain neighborhoods!!!!!!!
When was the last time you saw a Tribune or Sun Times paper box in "certain neighborhoods"?
If the media is going to cast stones maybe they should follow the same rules.
OK, enuff -Ski baiting...
How bout some "Open Acronymony" instead?
O peration
I raqi
L reedom
Wasn't there a Dominicks at Roosevelt and Kedzie awhile back? What about the Inner City Entertainment Movie theaters that were there as well?
You're all FOOLS!!!
Fighting each other is exactly what the bosses want. This BS is keeping you from focusing on the real issues.
I'm starting to believe SCC is a 35th St. Boss who at this very moment is laughing his ass off with all the shit he started between us.
They are breaking through our thin blue line and nobody see's it.
Take care of yourself and your partner...
Would "Miss Marple" - or her reasonable facsimile - please stop chastising everyone who makes a typographical error on this blog?
What is your problem?
If someone makes a typo, please refrain from putting on your proofreader's hat and whipping out the red pencil. We're not in 4th grade and don't appreciate getting lectured on our spelling.
You're wasting your time and ours. Ultimately you're just doing it show how erudite you are, but you only come off as pretentious, pompous and annoying.
Please knock it off. Some of us are good at math, some at spelling and some at, well, "other things." Respect your fellows and just read the stuff ... if you want to edit, get a job with a newspaper.
Off the subject, why is going the range at area 5 like going to the soup Nazi, if they ever let you shoot in "their" personal range, consider yourself lucky.
;-O
O peration
I raqi
L IBERATION !
D umbedfounded
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H yper-tagging
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It's pretty simple, if the war was about us wanting their oil, gas wouldn't be $2-3 dollars a gallon, plain and simple. Next???????
A SGT from SOS called for a "special transport" for his arestee who was in a wheel chair the other day, he waited an hour then dispatch checked on it and they said the eta was at least another hour. Meanwhile, he keeps banging the zone because the natives are becoming restless and want to take their prisoner back. The SGT wanted the wagon, but they said he needed the special transport. A SGT on the watch agreed to let them use the wagon due to the situation, but WTF is the point of making us use the "special" transport if it is going to take hours. When it goes to court " Officer..how long did it take to transport my client into the station?.....it took the most technologically advanced department 3 hours to get a van to pick up your client sir!" They can buy those rediculous segways and cameras that no one is watching and dont even record but they cant get some basic cargo vans to transport the handicapped.
Wal Mart did give the City the dust off. It had to do with our Aldermen and political activists demanding higher wages than the Company pays in other areas, unions demanding representation of workers who were not even hired yet and phony zoning issues.
Evidently the City of Chicago is not ready for a retailer that would bring high amounts of sales tax revenue and hired many unemployed people, giving them good steady jobs. It is called shooting yourself in the foot.
The "private company" that transports our handicapped offenders are based out of ELMHURST. All of their other contracts are no where near the inner city of Chicago. On a Sunday I waited over three hours on the street! Driver said he was paged and had to go get the van. Just like the new CTA buses with all the nice equipment on them, we should have a wagon with similar features in every district or area.
The issue here is Dick Head Daley and is private contracts.....FRIENDS,FAMILY,NEIGHBORS....
FOX 9:00 NEWS reported the ongoing investigation in city hall. F.B.I. related they have more agents here involved in the investigation then all other ongoing municipalities investigations combined throughout the United States.
Just like Gov. Ryan, it's just a matter of time for Richie.......
SCC.... LETS HAVE A THREAD ABOUT ALL THE INDICTMENTS COMING OUT OF CITY HALL AND ALL THE REGSIGNATIONS. DOES ANYONE PERSONALLY KNOW ANY OF THEM? THE FEDS ARE HERE! AND THE MAYOR IS THE "MOTHER LOAD".
Absolutely FBI has all their resources here. It was on the news.
The manpower here for this invesigation is unbelievable! Their trying to get one person to crack so they can get that snow ball effect. Which will lead to a snowman with the face of richie.
We put those up regularly. Page through our archives. The articles are there, but we can't write about it every single day. We try to hit the high points as indictments come down.
WELL LETS HOPE SO......
I'm not complaining just like to bash fat head Daley!!!
Other than that great job SCC....
I like to be the fly on the wall when they (FBI) get him (RICHIE)
YEH, I WOULD LAY EGGS ON HIS CHEEK SO MAGGOTS COULD CRAWL UP HIS ASSHOLE!
Oh boy!...... it would be hard to scratch while being handcuffed.
That sounds to easy, because Daley already is a piece of shit.
well guys I for one, would love to catch a juvenile selling dope from a wheel chair about 1-hr before checkoff..i will wait 4-hrs for the van and then another 3-hrs for the youth officer...i will then look for the same kid night after night and check the money box..thanks richie
OK THEN, HOW ABOUT AN AIR BORN VIRUS. I'LL JUST FLOAT AROUND ENTER WITHIN, DESCEND TO THE BOWELS. TIE A KNOT AROUND HIS ASS. THERE BY SEALING OFF ANY AVENUE OF ESCAPE. THUS WATCH EXCREMENT FLOW OUT OF EVERY OTHER ORIFICE AS HE GIVES HIS NEWS CONFERENCE REGARDING HIS INDICTMENT.
"Anonymous said...
well guys I for one, would love to catch a juvenile selling dope from a wheel chair about 1-hr before checkoff..i will wait 4-hrs for the van and then another 3-hrs for the youth officer...i will then look for the same kid night after night and check the money box..thanks richie
11/30/2005 01:59:18 AM"
No what you will do is end up CLAIMING you waited 7 hours for a youth officer because you will call SVU from the scene where the handicapped juvenile street level pharmaceutical salesperson practiced his handicraft. You will tell SVU "Err uh, I have one for PCS. He is fingerprinted photographed, and all the paperwork is done. Err, No I don't have a CB# yet, Uh he is in the lock up as we speak getting printed. Um yah, the mom is here too and she is getting anxious, I think she wants to leave."
You will then start the infamous clock ticking for waiting for SVU.
But see, SVU already knows that you lied to them. They already know that you have not even drawn an RD# for your report or started the arrest report yet nor has the watch commander even approved your arrest report.
There was a time when I left a district for the day and CHECKED to make sure that nobody had any arrests before I left.
On the way back to the Area, I get paged saying that there was one in the unnamed district and that yes the kid was fingerprinted, photographed, paperwork done, and parents where there. This is pre-automated arrests and when the P.O.'s word was taken that the kid was processed by the lock up already.
I race back to the district and say here I am. I'm ready to go. Where is junior? "Err Uh, we just got here. We haven't even started the paperwork yet."
"We didn't expect this watch to show up."
I just left. If I had a dime for all the time I spent waiting for someone to finish their paperwork or for the kid to come out of lockup.
Everybody attempts to manage time, so get off your highhorse.
You don't want to have to wait for me and I don't have to wait for you.
Unfortunately for you, I have learned that when you say the kid is ready, he isn't. If I show up immediately, I will be sitting there waiting for YOU to finish, while you expect me to babysit your arrestee and 6 other arrestees.
To: 09:59:47PM and Lefty, please got to - http://www.masada2000.org/impalement.asx - then you can make your stupid statements. I have seen alot, but this on honestly turned my stomach. And you will probably vote for Durbin, you goof.
The range at area 5 is it the 2nd or 3rd watch guys. Where is the best place to go? Who are the good guys and who are the bad ones?
Is doesnt matter what you put in the hood. If they cant eat it or screw it they destroy it. Plain and simply the truth.
All I ask is for you to prove me wrong. But I knows ya cant.
hey 11:40
you that hard up you have to lockup a kid in a wheelchair selling weed in 011? Why dont you work that hard in 016 or 008 when you house is getting burglarized or your car stolen? Come on you jerkoff.bad enugh the kid was contact carded to death by TRU.
To 6:35 post:
Please explain your yourself as I do not understand.
I just left. If I had a dime for all the time I spent waiting for someone to finish their paperwork or for the kid to come out of lockup.
You do get dimes for that, lots of them. It's called D2A. Bid out of SVU or go back to partol if you don't like it. bitch bitch bitch
"Anonymous said...
I just left. If I had a dime for all the time I spent waiting for someone to finish their paperwork or for the kid to come out of lockup.
You do get dimes for that, lots of them. It's called D2A. Bid out of SVU or go back to partol if you don't like it. bitch bitch bitch
11/30/2005 03:36:14 PM"
I respond to assinine comments. I did not come on here bitching I responded to your incessant bashing of SVU. I guess because I make D2A, I am not free to respond to your insults right Ace.
If you don't like it study harder and maybe just maybe you can make detective. Oh, but thats right, noone makes it legit, I must be meritorious. If it were legit, you would have been made a detective a long time ago. Bitch Bitch Bitch.
If only you could be a detective you would show all of them how to do their jobs, because they are all lazy and forgot what its like to be the "working police." Bitch Bitch Bitch.
1631 Bitch Bitch Bitch.
S.O.S. Bitch Bitch Bitch.
T.R.U. Bitch Bitch Bitch.
022 Bitch Bitch Bitch.
Working Police. Bitch Bitch Bitch
Real Police. Bitch Bitch Bitch.
I think you all take the cake for bitchin'!
I have to go, I need to go process some 5 year old for battery on a teacher and Agg Battery on a P.O.. After all, "the school insisted that the kid be arrested and during his temper tantrum he kicked my shins."
I think I have your responses ready.
1. If I don't like it go back to patrol.
2. I am meritorious.
3. I am a dog ass.
4. I am useless.
5. I make D2A so I don't have the right to respond to remarks made against me and my co-workers.
6. I long to be a "real" detective but couldn't cut the mustard.
I really have to go this time, it seems like two six year olds got into a shoving match and needed to be arrested because "the principal insisted."
Bitch Bitch Bitch.
If you look back you will find the Detectives/Youth Investigators did not start the bitching, it was people like yourself throwing stones and they responded.
Hey Mr. SVU,
Us dumbass PO's just want to know one thing from you....
What were your numbers on your last W2 form?
I won't expect you to answer, pussy.
"Anonymous said...
Hey Mr. SVU,
Us dumbass PO's just want to know one thing from you....
What were your numbers on your last W2 form?
I won't expect you to answer, pussy.
11/30/2005 04:48:53 PM"
Start the ball rolling Punk! What were YOUR numbers.
Overtime what's that remember, SVU doesn't do ANYTHING but process your arrests. How can we get all of the loads of overtime?
We are lazy and useless. We don't want to do the job of a Detective so we slack off. Why interview a kid that would mean court. We all know that Lazy Useless SVU people don't want to go to court.
I told you it would boil down to money.
Now you will say that I am a hustler working the system to work late and get overtime. Which one is it? Am I a dog ass or do I work late and go to court?
Which one is it slick? You can't have it both ways. You seem to want it that way though.
When one point falls apart, you counter with another that is the complete opposite.
So for the record, either I am a useless wannabe detective who is lazy or I am a worker who hustles and goes to court, interviews kids (hence I do my job) and processes and makes arrests. Which one am I Ace?
I love my job, but I don't love hearing the constant smearing of it by people like yourself who have no clue what we do but sure in the hell think they do.
You can see what my W2's are by looking at my salary scale and adding duty availability and uniform allowance. That must be what I make because our department's dogasses blow things off and do not like going to court. You would know that right.
We are all dog asses so I guess you have your answer.
Like I responded. Bitch Bitch Bitch.
I'm not taking sides here, but whoever is typing on the side of SVU is funny as hell. Way to go, it may be way off topic, but its hilarious.
TO: SVU
FROM: Working P.O.
I missed the G.O. that said that P.O.'s must wait/babysit offender while "mamma" decides to show up. Our responsibility ends with notification of parent(s).We realize how much respect SVU receives within the D-Unit, but don't take it out on the working copper.Question which is the bigger joke 51st & Wentworth SVU the pride of the SSide or the blowholes in A/4 that have a hard time coming downstairs to do some work. WHAAAA! WHAAAA! Diaper Dick
"Anonymous said...
TO: SVU
FROM: Working P.O.
I missed the G.O. that said that P.O.'s must wait/babysit offender while "mamma" decides to show up. Our responsibility ends with notification of parent(s).We realize how much respect SVU receives within the D-Unit, but don't take it out on the working copper.Question which is the bigger joke 51st & Wentworth SVU the pride of the SSide or the blowholes in A/4 that have a hard time coming downstairs to do some work. WHAAAA! WHAAAA! Diaper Dick
11/30/2005 09:47:35 PM"
What you did miss Slick is where I said I wasn't going to babysit your brat while you finish up your paperwork or perhaps you would like me to take the kid to the lock up for you while you go get a cold soda?
I also stated I wasn't going to babysit your six arrestees while you finish your paperwork. Also nowhere in the GO's does it say that I have to take your six prisoners at once but I often do to help the "working" police. That way you can stay down for a while, perhaps, going to get a nice steak dinner, while claiming that you were waiting for SVU.
The ultimate irony is for you to come on here and say wah wah wah, when as I have pointed out, every other post is some "working" P.O. in a "working" district complaining about how everyone else has it better than they do, they can't get out, but hey, they are the "working" Police, but want to get to a good unit. The only "working police" to some of you are yourselves.
Which one is it slick? Do you want to be in a good unit (usually defined by "working" P.O.'s by how little work is done in it) or do you want to remain in a "working" district your entire career?
I find that funny. I have a funny funny feeling that if some of these "superbids" were to come to fruition and some of you hotshots that so openly bash SVU were to get to go to some of these desired "units" and were untouchable because of your bid, a WHOLE LOT LESS work would be done in them. "Hey they can't do shit to me, I bid here by my seniority."
Just like you bash 022 and 016 you will get the people who feel they put their time in these busy districts and now its time to laydown and relax because they are now in Vice.
I realize how much respect that
you get from the community in which you serve, but please don't take it out on the youth officer.
Study hard and one day maybe just maybe you can be a Detective. When you make Detective, may you be assigned to SVU and not be able to get out. You will be humbled and realize the hard work that SVU does.
I have done your job, you have never done mine. I respect your job, you think I am a dogass and a slug.
So in closing,
Wahh Wahh Wahh...Flatfoot. Go Pound Your Meat err I mean Beat.
Seriously, bro tell us what you brought in.
Just want to know. Really dont care if you work the sys or dont that's up to you. Personally, I think you have some HUGE issues that you need help with. You are WAY too quick on the trigger about SVU bashing. It's gonna happen either way. MOST SVU guys I've met in my short time on, are shisters. They ALWAYS have some story about this or that and blh blah. Get over it.
Tell us how much you brought in last year.
About the Area 5 range, the guys on afternoons are wonderful. They give you 3 attempts, they clean your gun for you , they love to help bad shooters with private coaching. If I were late, didn't have the right gear, was a bad shooter, or needed help I would be certain to go to Area 5 ON AFTERNOONS, from 1300 to 2100 hrs!!! The day guys at Area 5 are strict, and their Sergeant is there all the time, so absolutely no slack is given. They are nice guys but VERY strict!
"Anonymous said...
Seriously, bro tell us what you brought in.
Just want to know. Really dont care if you work the sys or dont that's up to you. Personally, I think you have some HUGE issues that you need help with. You are WAY too quick on the trigger about SVU bashing. It's gonna happen either way. MOST SVU guys I've met in my short time on, are shisters. They ALWAYS have some story about this or that and blh blah. Get over it.
Tell us how much you brought in last year.
12/01/2005 03:54:43 AM"
Thanks Doctor. I will seek some therapy. In your short time on, for you to make an observation of MOST SVU personnel based upon juvenile processing shows you just how little you know.
Most of the time there are only 2 people doing processing. Almost everyone else is doing Domestic Violence and Child Abuse Investigations usually 5 or 6. You probably never see most of the people in SVU unless you have a DV or Child Abuse case.
No I am not Wah Wah Wahing. I am explaining to people like yourself what goes on so that you understand.
If we sent EVERYONE out to do processing when the child abuse hotline comes in, we would not have anyone available to handle it because they would all be in a district processing a 5 year old battering the teacher and a P.O.
About the money issue, I am useless and a dogass. I avoid work at all costs. I want my off days to be mine. I blow off processing and I don't interview kids. If a processing job comes in late, they hold it for the next watch. Its cheaper to make the P.O.'s wait. My overtime is therefore minimal. I don't get a lot of overtime...believe it or not.
Anonymous (11/29/2005 11:22:15 PM) said... "It's pretty simple, if the war was about us wanting their oil, gas wouldn't be $2-3 dollars a gallon, plain and simple."
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Umm, THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT NOW...!
(filled up for $2.25 per gallon yesterday)
So you're RIGHT on the MONEY!
The IRAQ War Part II IS about OIL
(AND that oily region's vital global strategic importance. )
Wow- we FINALLY AGREE about something around here! In the spirit of celebration and reconciliation, let's go have a round of the SECOND most important liquid known to man- GOLDEN DELICIOUS BEER! (Bartender, drinks for everyone- on me!!!)
4:27:52
I must respectfully disagree with your post about the A5 range. I went there a few weeks ago to qualify and I can't say enough about those guys that work there on 3rd watch. They are the best. If you knew me you would know that I couldn't hit the broad side of a bar. So here I am trying to qualify and I only could hit the target 3 times. I didn't know what to do and I was sure that they would flunk me. I happened to mention to one of them that I'm a Marine (couldn't shoot worth a shit there either ) and that seemed to make a world of difference. It turns out one of them is a Marine also. He told me not to worry cause us Marines have to stick together. Told me that he was sure that if I ever really needed my gun on the street that I would do OK and then he gives me a passing grade. I couldn't believe it. 3 hits and I get a passing grade. So, if your a little nervous, don't like guns, or just don't really give a hoot, go see the guys in A5 on the 3rd watch. All you gotta do is tell them that your a Marine. You will pass for sure no matter how many times you hit the target (or don't).
I know what you mean. I was never a Marine but I do work in the CAPS office so I figured I would be able to go there and establish a common bond with the big guy who I already knew was a Marine. I'm not a very good shot either but I figured that if I could impress or dazzel him with a line about how much the CAPS Officers and the Marines have in common, that perhaps he would cut me a little slack. Well I was right. All I had to do was whistle the Marine Corp. hymn and convince him that the Marines and the CAPS office were very, very similar and presto, I got a passing score even though I only really hit the paper target 9 times. Thats where I'm going from now on when it's that time of the year again.
Dumbshits.....when you got a good thing, keep quiet. If you got a good deal from A/5 range, tell people about it, don't put it on a posting for all to hear. How long do you think this will last now? Oh boy
I'm neither a Marine or a CAPS Officer but they tell me I'm kind of cute and I know I've got a great butt. Plus I do like a man in uniform so when I heard that there was a Marine working the range at A5 and it was qualification time, I figured what do I have to lose, my only hope of passing was to go there, show off my great butt, use my female charm and maybe I could get lucky and some how get a passing grade. As luck would have it however, I walk in the door and find out that Marine is busy with somebody else. So who do I get? The Christopher Lloyd look alike and I can tell right off the bat I'm in trouble. Boy was I wrong. He takes a liking to me right away and after awhile he realizes that I'm not a very good shot and yes, I am a SVU Detective and so what if I really don't need a gun, I do have to qualify, right? So he starts off with some very personalized instruction and lo and behold after a while what happens? I can now proudly say that I am capable of hitting the target at least half the time. So I promise him I will be back soon for some more of his very important personal instruction and maybe we can get that score higher. Or maybe he meant he can score higher with me, but whatever, I don't care cause I'm now on the books as having passed. God I love this job!
SVU guy, what was your W2 last year?
I'm not gonna bash you. Just want to know.
Calling Doctor Brown, Doctor Emmett Brown, please report to the range.
It's so transparent. Under a cloak of anonymity, some vicious cocksucker(s) are tring to drag the integrity of Area 5 Range Personnel through slime.
I work in 025 and I have never had a problem with any of the range guys at area 5 I heard some guys bitch about them.....but they bitch about everything.
The day guys are pricks too....they failed a p.o. who was one shot off because her clip was loaded wrong.
So let me get this straight, the gal doesn't know how to load a magazine, then shoots a 20 for 30, and the range guys are jags? Amazing! If you were a delivery guy who dropped every third package at the wrong address you would be fired. If you were a carpenter who hit their thumb every third hammer swing, you'd be fired. If you were a clerk who misspelled every third word, you would be fired. But a Chicago policeman can shoot and have every third round fired not even be in the same county as their target, and they are considered "qualified". Thank God you people are city workers, no one else would want you.
How do you load a clip wrong? Isn't that impossible? Or do you mean she didn't load it wrong, she just can't count?
P.S It's not a clip. It's a magazine.
The IRAQ War Part II IS about OIL
(AND that oily region's vital global strategic importance. )
Wow- we FINALLY AGREE about something around here! In the spirit of celebration and reconciliation, let's go have a round of the SECOND most important liquid known to man- GOLDEN DELICIOUS BEER! (Bartender, drinks for everyone- on me!!!)
I wouldn't go in any tavern and have a drink with a coward liberal like you. How can you call yourself a Police MAN? it should be Police RETARD. If you don't have enough common sense to see that this war is about DEFEATING TERRORISM then you are not worthy of arguing with. The terrorists have enough people supporting their effort, they don't need your help as well.
And by the way, the 3rd watch range crew at area 5 is about as cool as it gets. If you are stupid, cant follow directions, and can't shoot, don't blame the range crew.
You're probably the same guy or should I say gal that thinks the war in Iraq is about the oil. The same oil that has skyrocketed since the thing began. Again, don't simpithize with the terrorists, they already have the liberal media doing their work for them.
Wake up America we are at war with fundamentalist Muslims wether you want to admit it or not, it just so happens that Iraq and Afghanistan nurture these groups and allow them to foster hate against us.
I for one, do not need any more attacks on our homeland to be convinced that they are the enemy. Wether Sadam fired the weapons or not, he was our enemy for allowing the groups to operate in his country.
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