Are These People for Real?
We found this little gem of a website mentioned over at Powerline.com and just had to surf over there and take a peek. Among the sample pages published were these:
Sharing is good, right? Nothing bad about sharing. Unless the other kids think they're entitled to our toys even though they did nothing to earn them. Remember all the sacrifices and extra work we did to afford those toys? We made some difficult choices to be able to afford that toy. Now you want it just because we have it? What are you, communist? Oh wait - you are.
Not too subtle political jab here at the big bad elephant, right? But wait! The elephant is actually going to confront the child molester on the background who was eyeballing the kids! Maybe elephants aren't so bad after all! Mommy can tell the kids that everything will be all right while not actually doing anything to protect them and the elephant does the heavy lifting - how very much like the democrats.
Unless, of course, you are actually looking for results. Then mommy has to make nice with the powerful teacher unions. Sorry that you can't read or write little squirrel. And if someone comes up with a voucher idea so other parents who aren't happy with the education their kids are receiving, we can help try to kill it lest the unions actually be expected to educate you to get a job to afford more toys when you are older.
Sharing is good, right? Nothing bad about sharing. Unless the other kids think they're entitled to our toys even though they did nothing to earn them. Remember all the sacrifices and extra work we did to afford those toys? We made some difficult choices to be able to afford that toy. Now you want it just because we have it? What are you, communist? Oh wait - you are.
Not too subtle political jab here at the big bad elephant, right? But wait! The elephant is actually going to confront the child molester on the background who was eyeballing the kids! Maybe elephants aren't so bad after all! Mommy can tell the kids that everything will be all right while not actually doing anything to protect them and the elephant does the heavy lifting - how very much like the democrats.
Unless, of course, you are actually looking for results. Then mommy has to make nice with the powerful teacher unions. Sorry that you can't read or write little squirrel. And if someone comes up with a voucher idea so other parents who aren't happy with the education their kids are receiving, we can help try to kill it lest the unions actually be expected to educate you to get a job to afford more toys when you are older.
posted by SCC at 8:30 AM
25 Comments:
Seiser is FIRST!!!
I love how those 2yr wonder cops like talk trash because they work in 011 or 014. Those districts are just shells of their former badness. Please, those are up and coming yuppie lands.
Ok tough guy.
Everyone knows that the toughest district, hands down, is 019.
That's where the real police hangout.
No way dude, its 017 where the baddest of the bad go huntin'!!! That is the toughest district of them all. FIGHTING 017!!!!!!
Just once, can any of you talk about the subject at hand?
It took two comments to start trashing fellow coworkers. Nothing but a bunch of backbiting little bitches. It is any wonder that we are disliked by citizens and cant make headway in contract negotiations.
Just keepin' it REAL, my brothah!
I don't think those are squirrels. They are some rodents here illegally from South America to get free medical and education.
Hey, from reading the last few threads about homicide rates, the NYPD and stuff, I like it.
FILLMORE: "The Baddest Station in the Nation!".
Apparently, it's true and it's got a certain ring to it!
I'm very proud to say I worked that hellhole for a few years and got out in one piece. BLOODY FILLMORE! It be a motherfucker, Office!
For the last five years I have been detailed to the interdepartment mail run unit. You want to talk danger? Dodging in and out of traffic from station to station dropping off and picking up the police mail! There have been several near misses while driving but thank the lord I am still here to talk about it. I love opening a lot of those interdepartment mail envelopes. I have found love letters, women's undies and other things. So as you run after your .00001 gram coke possessor, I am doing the dangerous work of the department!
Sincerely,
P.O. Sherika Smith-Johnson-Jones
IZ RICKYYYY HERE!!!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY FROM MINE CART SOME ELOTES?
I TOOK TIRTY PENDING SEPERACION AND NOW I SELL FROM MY PUUSH CART IN HUMBOLT PARK.
THEY TAKE MY BAAGE AWAY. FOR THIS I KNOW NOT WHY?
I JUS WANTED TO GO OUT WITH THAT SENIORITA I STALKED FROM THE 13TH DISTRICT.
THEY PUT A CASE ON ME FOR STALKING.
NOW I AM CONVICTED OF CLASS B MISDEMEANOR.
AND I SELL ELOTES FROM MY PUSH CART NOW.
I USED TO BE BIG MAN IN POLICE DEPARTMENT.
EVEN IF I AM VERY SHORT, BUT IZ OK.
MY MARIAAAAAAAAAA SHE GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW.
WAIT, I TINK TINO IS COMMING ...
I MUS GO NOW!!!!
Hey 1:20 you crack me up
Would Justice Clean the House?
If Congress doesn't start policing itself more seriously, federal prosecutors say they might step in
The Justice Department has a message for Congress: clean up your house or else we may have to do it for you. A senior federal law enforcement official told TIME that the paralyzed and often lax House ethics committee has created a vacuum that prosecutors won't hesitate to fill. The House’s internal mechanism for keeping corruption in check is “broken,” says the official.
By contrast, current criminal probes of lawmakers are expanding rapidly. Like the Abramoff probe, the investigation into former Republican Representative Randy “Duke” Cunningham from San Diego is also widening. Last week, defense contractor Mitchell Wade OF MZM, INC. pleaded guilty to supplying more than $1 million of the $2.4 million in bribes Cunningham previously admitted taking in a scheme that touches Defense Department officials and two other members of Congress. A Defense Department spokesman tells TIME that "there is an ongoing review by appropriate organizations within the Department" as to whether the Cunningham- and MZM-linked intelligence contracts would have compromised any Pentagon intelligence programs.
Do Republicans look good in corrections' orange?
Mommy makes sure I get MY NUTS OFF . . .
Just Like Seiser ! !
I for one am proud of those cartoons. When I was head of the ministry of propaganda for the Nazis in the 30s and 40s we had cartoons like those. In fact, all you have to do is change Democrat for Nazis and those are what we used.
Did anyone notice the guy in the background IS wearing a trench coat? Wait maybe he is a catholic priest!
OUCH!!!!!!
011 has all its problems because the dog cops there let it happen! Too busy doing 1 rock busts.
Ahhh! The green-eyed monster is afoot. Jealous because the guys from 011 make so many Part I FELONY arrests?
Check it out, bigmouth!
Real hard to nap the white suburban kids getting off 290.....
We help suburban kids take naps? I tell you this job is becoming more bullshit everyday. I'll quit before I'll be forced to babysit someone else's kids.
TROLL ALERT at 2:04 PM
I have NEVER heard a conversation in which members of the CPD refer to that expressway as (Interstate) "290".
what the fuck is an ike
Eisenhower Expressway. The Ike. Damn, are you kids dumb nowadays
Be patient, just a suburbanite looking around the blog. They don't know better.
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