Saturday, March 18, 2006

Protests Today

Big day today. We're going to go to the protests, hunt down Lefty, cover him head to toe in "W" stickers, then cut him loose during the march. We have a bet on the actual distance he makes it through the crowd - the over/under is 20 yards.

Preliminary coverage of the march is here at Channel 7 and the Tribune. Hopefully, it's a fraction of the size of the immigrant march and at least as peaceful. Not that we don't think the Department isn't capable of dishing out some 1960's style whuppings, but we hate to see coppers bruise their knuckles.

40 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be safe out there fellow members!
REMEMBER: The CPD IS #1 !!!!!

3/18/2006 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

first let me tell you, if the media didnt cover these commie,pinko, hippie, yippie, stuck in the sixties goofs, no one i repeat NO ONE would bother to attend these marches. just like the BULLS CELEBRATIONS when we got the media to cooperate and cut off the cameras all the foolishness ceased, amazing isnt it?

second i'd be happy to wear "w" stickers and walk through that crowd, them pussy m/f's woudldnt touch me, you know why? because "theyre freakin pacifists" thats why.

if we sent Seiser there for crowd control we wouldnt even have a parade.

BTW I AM FIRST ! whoopdee fuckin doo

3/18/2006 06:30:00 AM  
Blogger leftisthebest said...

To 6:30:

No, my friend, those who truly oppose the invasion of Iraq shall be there whether the media is or not. We care about what happens in this country to the poor and middle class unlike YOUR president and Cheney who allow the working class to die for their profits.

3/18/2006 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, you cops are not going to do sh*t today. You get out of line you will be fired. Its the right of the people to march in Protest! So just sit back and eat your donuts.

3/18/2006 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

protestors get out of line they getting an ass beating...

3/18/2006 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Marine Unit is going to have their Battle Ship on the river today along with a Destroyer in case the sh-t hits the fan. I also heard they have a small group of their commando seals ready for deployment on fast boats armed with heavy weapons. They are the best trained and most disciplined P.O.'s on the Department!

3/18/2006 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous liberal launcher said...

Keep your heads, guys! Don't let some trash talker have you end up on the news doing something stupid! Words aren't worth even having to write one To-From for.

Now if these shitbirds do anything, I mean ANYTHING physical, well, UNLEASH HELL!!!

And stay away from SEISER! He's a berserker. Once the roundhouse kicks start, he can't control himself!

3/18/2006 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

speaking of roundhouse kicks, i heard the next cpd boxing match is gonna feature seiser vs boogie in the main event. i know its going to happen soon ive seen boogie running around a/2 in a plastic bag shadow boxing. then i saw him in the gym with his high school shorts on doing squats. my money is on boogie

3/18/2006 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to LIB 7:26

Are you doing Hillary?

3/18/2006 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was informed the Police Department strategy today at the march will be to form a phalanx and drive the unwashed white assholes down to the center of the Stateway Garden buildings and let nature run it's course. It'll look like Death Valley. HaHaHaHaHaHa.

3/18/2006 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i saw boogie doing roundhouse kicks in those exact same shorts on a kick bag. funny thing is his bags fell out of his shorts. he then ripped them off and hung them up and used them as his speed bags. hes tough.

3/18/2006 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...down to the center of the Stateway Garden buildings and let nature run it's course. It'll look like Death Valley. HaHaHaHaHaHa.
__________

Great plan! Except there are no more Stateway Gardens buildings! Want to try again?

3/18/2006 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 10:33

look out your freakin window of your desk gig @ 35th st!!!
u jackass! the buildings are gone!
get out of the inside , come out on the street and see how the real police work!

3/18/2006 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 9:30:30

get real ass clown!
the marine unit??? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

3/18/2006 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duh! actually Stateway has one building still standing thats looms over State Street and thats 3651-53 S Federal St. and its still occupied

3/18/2006 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is true but you'd be better served marching that group losers into the dearborns, that way they can buy some of those killer bags of blow from the black man and we can kill two boids with one stone. end the parade and then we wont worry about one next year.

oh left is best, if you think for one minute that clinton hands were without blood , think again. does the word "Whitewater" RING A BELL? both he and hill should be sittin in a federal pen somewhere... so sit on that and spin... dickhead

3/18/2006 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, you foolish cops. Mess with the protesters and you will get hit with a bag of poop or pee. Its your choice.

3/18/2006 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

throw a bag of poop or pee and we will crush your skull... and youll have to eat with a straw and pee into a bag connected to yur dik, and youll be mr vegetable man who's last attempt at fame was to throw a bag of poop or pee at the Chicago Police.

3/18/2006 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous the rock said...

To the 153 unit be safe and have fun, i would of love to join you today at the march but im on furlough...what a shame i had my own bag of feces to whip at some of them jobless hippie degenerates that live off mommy and daddys $$$. stay safe again.

3/18/2006 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No need to worry, all the rubbers from the SWAT team will be there to keep everyone in line.

3/18/2006 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 if by land!
2 if by water!

I here that Seiser went up to the Dells and is bring back a fleet of Wicsonsin "DUCKS" so he will be ready for land or water!

Atta boy Seiser!

3/18/2006 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck you Lefty and that "your president" dribble that spouts out of your mouth.

You're a dickhead!!

3/18/2006 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 12:55


SUCK it!
those "rubbers" might just be the guys that save your 2 years on the job ass!!!


blue is blue - save some your shit for the rats on the street! unless your to comfortable sitting at your desk job all day !

3/18/2006 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous payroll screwups said...

Sorry off topic .. (how bout a topic on this SCC?)

TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE NOT BEEN AFFECTED BY A PAYROLL BLUNDER:

“Two shorted firefighters were forced to take out loans for mortgages or child support. More than 100 retirees have waited up to 11 months for final checks.”

Many don't have a concern because they haven’t been fuc%ed over by payroll. Take a look at the SUN TIMES article today. The fire dept employees have REALLY been screwed.

Think FOP can fix the problem if it happens to you? Some guys have been waiting A YEAR for their money!!!! Their union can't do shit to help.

The article:

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-fire18.html

3/18/2006 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

only to have the riot of the democratic convention to happen all over again. Then the Chicago Police Department can smash more of these pinko communist liberal asshats heads again. To the Guys In Iraq and Afghanistan: Keep you head low, your rounds on target, and send more of them assholes to an early grave. Semper Fi.

3/18/2006 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous TRU the backbone of CPD said...

Dont worry about it you losers, TRU of course is here to save the day.

3/18/2006 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wayne

3/18/2006 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a joke seing C.P.D women out their in B.D.U's. they can't evan fight their way out of a paper bag, not to mention how pathetic most of the C.P.D officers looked. Not in correct uniform, wearing bullshit hats, pancake holsters, no pepper spray. Hopefully the bosses noticed and will correct this issue.....

3/18/2006 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

state police looked great as well as ccsp. thay have it going on...C.P.D is a joke

3/18/2006 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 9:27
screw you asshole!

3/18/2006 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you must have been one of the idiots with the bullshit hats..

3/18/2006 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have ONE (1) computer for blue shirts in 024. and the 3.5 tact/gang offices with two secretaries have about 10. 40 people Vs. 350?. that we are now locked out of. rumor was it the new LT kicked out a detailed tact team.

We have one of those level 2 DOC areas and the tact/gang guys are never in it. Though the "visiting" districts and saturation units are allways there.

Check the TWO (2) City Cameras that are there and count the amount of times in the 4 hours of work you see a 024th district tact/gang car.

We see you come in at 6ish goto dinner hit the streets at 8ish and home by midnight. Then call for a car to do paper cause it will take time away from your pisser arrest.

Thats right im crying like a bitch.
I get there before them leave after. and i have too do more and get the same pay.

3/18/2006 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

state police had many small people as well.....and they could use some bdu's.
and to the hat nazi.....fuck u

3/18/2006 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 11:06:30

why don't you just get on the tact team?

3/18/2006 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would get on a tact team but i dont know the new secret lock codes. Im thinking it's thhe code is really that jesus had a bloodline with mary..... oooh wait different code sorry

3/18/2006 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lock code???? All you need to be is a lil fruitcake and you are assured a spot....

3/18/2006 11:52:00 PM  
Blogger DaleyforMCCguest said...

Not in correct uniform, wearing bullshit hats, pancake holsters, no pepper spray. Hopefully the bosses noticed and will correct this issue.....

3/18/2006 09:27:27 PM

What side of the lines were you on you jagoff? I'm sure the bosses will be discussing the issue of the "pancake holsters" at the debriefing. Go back to your desk at plans and programs or special events. You know, the spot your wife made you grovel to get so you wouldn't have to be on the streets anymore with those coppers that dressed to work.

3/19/2006 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The War protesters scored a victory! They managed to pull half of the police to a downtown area so the thugs could rampage the rest of the city. VICTORY!!! We saw some some cops chase the donuts that wre rolled down the alley.

3/19/2006 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cops dont chase dognuts, there's delivery now. Where have you been hiding?

3/20/2006 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

W = M

3/20/2006 10:27:00 AM  

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