Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Don't Give up on Your Dreams

Sarcasm and Silliness Alert (for everyone reading who seems to lack a sense of humor lately): From Yahoo News:
  • VILNIUS, Lithuania - Lithuanian police were so astonished by a breath test that registered 18 times the legal alcohol limit, they thought their device must be broken. It wasn't. Police said Tuesday 41-year-old Vidmantas Sungaila registered 7.27 grams per liter of alcohol in his blood repeatedly on different devices after he was pulled over Saturday for driving his truck down the center of a two-lane highway 60 miles from the capital, Vilnius. Lithuania's legal limit is 0.4 grams per liter.

EIGHTEEN TIMES the legal limit! Wow! Don't let this guy near the open bar! We aren't sure of the conversion niceties, but the article further states that 3.5 grams per liter is usually fatal. If we recall, .45 BAC is usually considered fatal stateside, so this guy probably would have blown a .90 or so. We have GOT to party with this guy - no driving though.

Hat tip to Ace of Spades for the story.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/24/2006 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First is worst, SECOND is best!!! GO FIGHTING 017!!!!qshbpk

5/24/2006 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anynews on the coper in 008 that was shot?

5/24/2006 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Deputy Chief Drunk Tank Frank said...

That guy is a pussy! I don't even bother coming to work until I've blown a .7!!!

5/24/2006 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this is off topic but I just gotta ask. Who is this idiot 3rd watch 015 that gets on the radio and won't shutup? I work in a Citywide unit and a few days ago we were working in 015 when noticed that this guy is ALWAYS on the radio and won't stop talking. It seemed as though he was on the air every 3 minutes or so blubbering on and on about some unimportant nonsense that nobody cares about. Then what happens today? We are back in 015 and this idiot is STILL talking on the radio even though he's the desk Sgt.! I don't think he's stopped talking from the last time we were there. Man do we feel sorry for you guys. It's bad enough you have to deal with the beast everyday but on top of that, you have to listen to him too? You should all get some kind of an award just for having to tolerate him. Whats up with this guy?

5/24/2006 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your a copper from 015 pretending your a citywide unit. so why don't u go ahead and name the sgt.

5/24/2006 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your a copper from 015 pretending your a citywide unit. so why don't u go ahead and name the sgt.

5/24/2006 05:36:13 PM

EXACTLY! It was the retarded "beast" comment that gave him away! Looooooser! ha ha ha

5/24/2006 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/24/2006 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous tricky said...

to the guy from citywide r u sure u guys weren't on z10 3rd watch and it really was 10 district sgt.s your hearing.

5/24/2006 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/24/2006 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/24/2006 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous supercopusedtobe said...

Siezer has surfaced on Crimefile’s blog!

He’s the star of the series of the six films posted on that blog. He’s the TRUNK MONKEY! Watch him at work!

5/24/2006 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you want to think I am really a copper from 015, go right ahead. I just wanted to know who this Sgt. was and why he talks so much. If I was from 015, I would just asked why does Sgt. So and so hog the radio. But go ahead, call me a liar and a loser. At least I'm not stuck there everyday, loser!

5/24/2006 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That shit happens everywhere, pricks who love to hear themselfs talk. How about the poor dumb slobs who ask the civilian dispatcher what to do? Should I go here first or there? Be the police would you. The only thing you should say on the radio is
10-4 unless you have a flash to give.

5/24/2006 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:11:05 relax we're just busting ur balls bro.jeez

5/24/2006 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous doc master said...

another one bites the dust at 16th/drake

5/24/2006 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of not giving up your dreams, another brilliant Daley idea (on channel 5 website). I'm thinking there may be an issue with ex-cons taking financial information...

CHICAGO -- Those who owe the city money may soon receive a call from an ex-convict. The city's Department of Revenue said it is planning to use a collection agency that employees ex-offenders, NBC 5 reported on Wednesday. That means those who have an overdue Chicago parking ticket, water bill or police fine could receive such calls. The network is a nonprofit agency that trains ex-offenders for careers.

5/24/2006 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous the gatekeeper said...

taking a poll:
who has driven more coppers out of a single district
tricky from 011 or lemmer from 023

5/24/2006 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gang teams from around the city will be put in BDU's on weekends for the summer. It is more than rumor. Slower dists won't have gang teams at all on days. They will be shipped out just like 2004. 016 and 022 home of the coppers, no gang teams on days for the summer. Believe it!!!!

5/24/2006 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how the department reports to the media how we have all this technology in use on the streets. I can not count how many times the news reports that we have vehicles all over the city that can run plates automatically, that we can pull up pictures on our computers in vehicles and how we can watch these dumb ass cameras with the comnputers in our cars.

I work in a district with the new computers and have not seen one that can view videos from cameras and it takes about five minutes to use the clear system. I also believe that there is only one van and tahoe that can run plates and from what I am told it is used and mass events like cubs and sox games in the summer and is nowwhere near crime.

5/24/2006 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've made three (3) requests for tapes from the POD's going back for at least three (3) months now and haven't received one (1) back yet. Am I doing something wrong or is that the norm?

5/24/2006 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Serve the citizens Mr. Policeman. Its your job, your car says serve and protect. So watch my house,if someone breaks in, its your fault! Crime happens cause you don't do your job! You be too busy eating and sleeping on the job.

5/24/2006 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with above poster. This is a job for doers, not whiners. Stop whining and do your jobs!!!

5/24/2006 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Cabrini heat said...

"Fuck them bitch ass po-leeces"!

A Channel 5 exclusive with Carol Marin.

5/24/2006 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would like to make an observation. If you are a po in patrol pushing a car you are either:
a) Lazy
b) Ugly
c) Stupid
d) Fat
e) any combination of the above

I am only saying this because it's what I see everyday. The smart/ambitious folks are all in units, detailed out etc. I think you all know what I mean, you've noticed this too.
A lot of pissed off, lazy, whiny, stupid, ugly f***ers working beat cars. When was the last time a beat car did anything for YOU? I think they are too busy on here crying about the job.

Next time you crawl into your beat car, ask yoursel;, Am I fat, stupid, lazy, ugly or all of the above?
The answer may surprise you

and I dont work a cubicle at Ft Kool Whip...bitch

5/24/2006 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably the brother of that copper who was killed 10 years ago and finally took a pinch from that copper in 019!!

5/24/2006 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be doing somthing wrong. My request for POD video's are received in a few days.

5/24/2006 10:55:00 PM  
Blogger Kool-Aid said...

sung to the tunes of "I Got You Babe" by Sonny and Cher

"I Got Kool-Aid"

Hey look it's June, it's hot as hell,
The CPD HQ is starting to smell,
Our throats are dry and I'm dead tired,
But thank god this Invisible crap isn't expired.

I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid

Headquarters had a dream,
A drink that's more addictive than ice cream.
With 4 ounce bottles and 6 types,
This genius created all the frickin hype.

I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid

Cline looks like Kool-Aid Man, came along with a fancy car to drive.
Although he's fat, he's a charm,
He's just a Ade drinker, he'll do you no harm

So let the police argue one on one,
But some can't dodge the IV from the #1,
As I stand there with my Kool-Aid,
I'd love to see those suckers drinkin that wera the Braid.

I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid

I got Invisible for today,
Tomorrow cherry sounds great.
If I'm in the mood for grape,
Raspberry could take its place.
Root beer, orange, what the heck
I'll take all six, where's the check?
FT Kool-Aid filling up my home,
Now at least I'm not alone!

I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid

5/24/2006 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous butkus said...

Loogans are good folks.

5/24/2006 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably the brother of that copper who was killed 10 years ago and finally took a pinch from that copper in 019!!


Yeah. Completely horrible. His 5th DUI.

We should let him go so he can plow into your car. Then we can tell your family "But he was related to a PO who was killed on the job".

I am sure your family will find solace in your death if that was the case.

Let it go. Maybe being arrested will shake him or his family into awareness that he needs help. This sympathy (or maybe for some, empathy) has not helped him so far.

Personally, I don't think arresting him will help either. We will all read about him one day as the 5 time DUI'ed brother of a copper who killed a family of 4 when he plowed into their car.

And then the media will blame us for not enforcing the traffic laws (a la the Lincoln Park incident).

5/24/2006 11:48:00 PM  
Blogger dilligaf said...

I am only saying this because it's what I see everyday. The smart/ambitious folks are all in units, detailed out etc. I think you all know what I mean, you've noticed this too.
A lot of pissed off, lazy, whiny, stupid, ugly f***ers working beat cars. When was the last time a beat car did anything for YOU? I think they are too busy on here crying about the job.

Yeah, only a clout baby would spout off like this. I left a unit to go back to patrol and I'm loving every minute. None of family was on the job, busted my ass off to get to mission team/ burglary team/tact/ and finally a CW unit. So, I made a decision that was best for my family and myself. Yet you have the juevos to come on here anonymously and attempt to call out the majority of coppers on the job. Come-on tuff guy, I'm calling you out. This ugly, lazy, stupid, whiney, bitch (luggen too)will be available for a heart to heart anytime, anyplace so we can set the record straight.

5/25/2006 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you say "Serve and Protect"?
I thought it says "Serve and Collect"

5/25/2006 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous 025 tact said...

I'll bet the real police, like the guys on my team, could blow higher then 0.70 on any given night after going to teasers.
Not so hard if you try.
keepe pushing yur beat car, doogas.
Yuo wish you could blow a 0.70!

5/25/2006 03:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love those 025 tact guys.
sure I make them blow, but I never write them.
They the real police.

Those dumbasses think I clean my portable breathalizer with saltwater.

That, or they really love the cock.

5/25/2006 04:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:30 PM

District Patrol is the heart and soul of the CPD. A disproportionate number of our fallen comrades over the years worked beat cars in districts.

I wish you a long, lingering death, you obnoxious asshole. Take your obvious clout and shove it up your suckhole sorry ass.

5/25/2006 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous des said...

What this job needs is a suggestion box!

5/25/2006 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh, the good 'ole days on 69th St. in Marquette Pk. Used to love to watch the show at 0200 when the bars closed. At least one good fist fight every night, some broad driving in reverse down the street with her boyfriend hanging onto the hood, while she screamed in Lithuanian at him out the window. At least 3-4 parked cars sideswiped every night, but at least the Lugans weren't spraying the set with an AK or Mac and killing off their neighbors, little kids..But integration is working in Marquette Pk.! Just ask those that didn't get out to Lemont or Orland in time and are the "Prisoners of 69th St."

5/25/2006 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dilligaf said...

I lost my clout, that's why I'm back in Patrol.....not that I ever had anything else going for me! Where's my Chinaman now????

5/25/2006 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he is probably a cop

5/25/2006 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

5/24/2006 05:44:28 PM


5/25/2006 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

some clout heavy cunt (gender not specific here) is hating on beat cops??? Go fuck another boss

5/25/2006 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5/25/2006 02:37:10 AM

you are writing a check your ass can't cash, or you'd post your name bitch

5/25/2006 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE POINT IS!!!!!!!!!!!
if you have over 10 years on and you are still a Police Officer in a beat car, its time to re-examine your career choice.
You may not be cut out for this. Of course there are a few exeptions(FEW). UNLESS you are an under achiever. Then blame everybody else but yourself.
and I have NO clout, oral copulation, family ties etc...
I know you can not accept it, but keep blaming everyone and DON'T look in the mirror. the truth hurts

5/25/2006 08:16:00 PM  

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