Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Sergeant Test Results

If you didn't get them Monday, they're arriving today. Who has the actual cutoff score and can anyone get the results of (A) how many took it and (B) how many passed? We're just looking at what the competition is going to be.

Use this thread to post and brag about how well you did. But remember, it's only pass/fail at this point and you only did as good as the stupidest clout baby.

79 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

First

And I got a 117 out of 133.
Without studying.
Not to brag, just to shed some light on how easy this test was.

5/09/2006 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those who failed should stick to chasing the dope-man.

5/09/2006 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DID ANYONE SEE THAT RETARD AT THE BERNSTEIN CLASS ON SUNDAY DROP ALL OF HIS PAPERS ON THE GROUND. NICE MOVE ACE. GOOD LUCK GETTING THAT ORGANIZED AGAIN. RUBBER!!!!! HE'LL MAKE ONE HELL OF A SERGEANT.

5/09/2006 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger It's Not All Real said...

12:30....that equals an 88%. Not a bad score....too bad it doesn't mean anything. Barely passing or coming in first means nothing.

What bullshit!

5/09/2006 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thought: if those who put (almost) no effort into studying for the exam are scoring close to the highest, i.e., 115-130 out of 133.....1) what does that say about the nature of the test, and 2) just how many folks scored THAT high?

5/09/2006 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT WAS THE CUTOFF ON THIS TEST? I got 115 / 133. (did NOT study, just relied on memory/perception/and a good piece of ass the night before(they said to be well rested!)

5/09/2006 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

101 / 133

5/09/2006 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

117-133

5/09/2006 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

99/133--not one iota of study and proud of it.

5/09/2006 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only people who failed the exam were those who signed up but didn't actually sit for the test. Other than that, everyone who showed up passed.

Now the city can pick whoever they want for meritorious promotion.

5/09/2006 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard all the area 2 gun guys got perfect scores, lucky bastards.

5/09/2006 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:34, Yeah I saw it too! It was so funny HA HA HA, what a dork....He dropped paper!, Yeah that was so funny!
12:34 I truly hope you bomb the second half. I would never want to work for you. Nor do we need people like you. Loser.

5/09/2006 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:50
ATTA-BOY!

5/09/2006 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares about a score, my dads gonna get me a good spot while you all argue about it.

5/09/2006 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:31
Can I borrow that piece of ass for part 2?

Diggity diggity diggity

5/09/2006 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would imagine that 93 would be the cutoff. That is 69.9% of 133 (I'm sure that they round up to 70%, in order to get the extra dumb asses in). Not sure though. Someone has to have gotten that or lower, fess up so we know what the cut off was.

5/09/2006 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a 107 with about 4 total hours of study time the night before the test. When I take the 2nd part I'm going to answer all the essay questions in Swahili.

5/09/2006 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:12, heard 71 is the cut off, but that's not verified.

5/09/2006 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if the second part of the exam is scored by Ernst/young, and then re-reviewed by the department? Theres a rumor that it is, can anyone address this?

5/09/2006 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got 96 (7218045%) not good enough The cut-off was 97 (7293233%).

5/09/2006 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a 133 out of 133.
Sorry fellas I guess us blondes ain't that dumb uh!
Oh and I really am a working copper ! So don't start cryin in your beer either.

5/09/2006 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lesbo !!

5/09/2006 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry working-copper-blonde...but there is no such thing as a working copper female......

5/09/2006 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you do that well on the second part....You can leave the knee pads at home, Sarge!

5/09/2006 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A friend said he got 98 and the letter said he didn't pass, works out to a 74/75%, I got a 112 = about a 84%.

5/09/2006 04:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Approx. 4600 took part one of the test.

5/09/2006 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The first part of the sergeant's test that was started in the summer of 1985---did not promote until November of 1988.

It took 18 months to grade the multiple choice part of the exam.

5/09/2006 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The F.O.P. said that 97 was the score needed to pass. If you got 98 call the union. Good Luck.

5/09/2006 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic-

any additional info on the molotov cocktail thrown at an asian business last night?

5/09/2006 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

96 is A FAIL 97 IS A PASS I GOT A 96 AND MY FRIEND GOT A 97 AND PASSED

5/09/2006 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: Corruption Lines.

City now has two hotline numbers due to a media misprint and their running with it. Thus far Hoffman said they have received 150 calls, and 70 entries via of the internet. Hoffman said their satisfied with what they have been getting. www.chicagosuntimes.com

5/09/2006 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey check this out, I checked my answer sheet and counted for the two point answers and the possible total was 133. But wait...what about those couple of questions that should have been thrown out!! I guess the City said fuck you and said the test was all good. If you are at the cutoff point you should bitch or at least file a lawsuit. If you don't you are a fool. I mean we are talking about a test where the idiots could not even write the questions properly (ie. dog fighting/animal abuse question). And they threw no questions out!!! I love this City.

5/09/2006 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you were that close to failing the test, where one question decides your fate, sorry, but I wouldn't want you to get promoted.

5/09/2006 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My test scores were lost when the City destroyed it's computers....WTF....When is the Sorich benefit ??

5/09/2006 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't take it. I'm already a Sergeant. HaHaHa. Fuck you all!

5/09/2006 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Present lieutenants list went down to around fifty-five percent correct to promote the unpromotable. Hey you guys in Mt. Greenwood and Edison Park keep voting for democrats. Who knows, maybe Luis Gutierrez will show up for St. Jude when he mayor.

5/09/2006 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THANKS DAD

YOUR LITTLE GIRL

5/09/2006 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

108/133
Anyone know who's holding any good study groups?

5/09/2006 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dorks

5/09/2006 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Rosenbaum is offering a great class, Bearnsteins cousin

5/09/2006 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The good study groups already started. To late!

5/09/2006 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

The most important medical findings EVER!!!

5/09/2006 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

The most important medical findings EVER!!!

5/09/2006 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

D'oh! Sorry for the double post, hate when that happens...but it is that important.

5/09/2006 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should be interesting with the feds watching all city promotions. The last legit test I can recall was the 1980 Detectives exam.

5/09/2006 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is possibly the most important medical study ever commissioned. It has ramifications for the A/2 gun team

5/09/2006 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Feds are not watching the police department. In fact, its the only city department that hasn't been scrutinized for clout heavy/illegal hiring & promoting practices. If it were, we'd lose 95% of our command staff, 80% of our lieutanants and 60% of our sergeants. We would be leaderless! The Feds don't want that. Don't fool yourself. Its business as usual with this corrupt city and corrupt department administration.

5/09/2006 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if any of you female capt. want me to do that fellito thing,let me know,i could use the sgt strips since i dont like licking the peter..oh yea i am a male...

5/09/2006 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does any one know how many people are at the BERNSTEIN class

is the class any good ?




the best class to be in, is commander Georges.... I think it starts this week

make your calls boys

5/09/2006 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the answer to part 2 is counsel,counsel,counsel

5/09/2006 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anybody hear what the teacher told her students that mexicans only know how to clean floors

5/09/2006 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anybody hear what the teacher told her students that mexicans only know how to clean floors

5/09/2006 02:41:27 PM


Speaking of teachers, yours failed miserabley.

5/09/2006 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I didn't take it. I'm already a Sergeant. HaHaHa. Fuck you all!

5/09/2006 11:48:07 AM

I didn't take it either, I'm a blue shit for life. Hahahah so fuck you Sergeant, not a dam thing you can do to my dog ass!!!! See you at check off

5/09/2006 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont come in early to check-off or Ill SPAR your ass!!!!

HA!! HA!!

Dont think I canta take three days from you, bitch!!

5/09/2006 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If anybody has a chance please read today's slum times letter to the editor from retired judge holt who takes on the police - what an asshat

5/09/2006 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just make sure you put it next to my RDO's so I have a nice little baby furlough jagballs. Don't worry about me, I'll get it back when I grieve it. By the way, I think you trying to say (can't), not "canta" loser.

5/09/2006 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Right ahead.
I will take the following days off
1. Bud Biliken
2. New Years Eve
2. Southside irish parade.

5/09/2006 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry, I forgot to put were in my last sentence. "were trying"

5/09/2006 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I didn't take it. I'm already a Sergeant. HaHaHa. Fuck you all!

I'm a sergeant and I apologize for this jagoff, we're not all like that.

Good luck to everyone.

5/09/2006 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MAN ....WHOEVER SHELLED OUT 600 BIG ONESFOR THE BERNSTEIN CLASS HAS GOT TO BR FEELING PRETTY STUPID SINCE MOST PEOPLE BARELY STUDIED AND DID QUITE WELL AND HOW HIGH YOUR SCORE IS DOESN'T MEAN CRAP...MIGHT AS WELL GRABBED 600 DOLLARS AND FLUSHED IT DOWN THE TOLIET!! IM SURE MR. BERNSTEIN AND COMPANY WILL GET A NICE NEW BOAT HA HA

5/09/2006 05:14:00 PM  
Blogger Westcide Dog said...

3:48,
Tommy Walsh is that you? Wipe that Dirty Sanchez from under your nose!

5/09/2006 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anymore classes off the old list?

5/09/2006 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REMEMBER LITTLE GIRLS I'M 6 FEET 240 LBS AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, I DON'T CARE IF YOUR A PUSSY SGT OR A DOG ASS BLUE SHIRT OR A HOUSE MOUSE. I COULD WRITE PAPER AROUND ALL OF U. I'LL FIND U ONE DAY AND WE'LL SEE HOW TOUGH U TALK THEN.

5/09/2006 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 7:10:41....

there, there little guy. The doctor will be right in to give you your daily cup of pills. See what happens when we forget to give them to you.

5/09/2006 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey knucklehead 2:01:18

What you're asking to do is licking "peter", if you want to pleasure the female sgts and above is cunniligus (AKA "carpet-munching") If you don't believe me, just ask some newly promoted Lts.

5/09/2006 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need an update from "35th Street". when is the next sergeant's class to begin? I heard around Memorial Day?? Can you confirm this ????

5/09/2006 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the HA HA I didn't take the test SGT.,you are most likely hated by your watch and a pussy with a white shirt,you are a spineless asshole who has to remain anonymous because you are that big a dick,and the working police scare you cuz "we" know whats going on and how to do our job and you scored high on a test and had a phone call,fuck you and go work a desk you piece of shit.

5/09/2006 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks for the tip, 4:20pm!!

letter was sent to the times, scc, and fop!!

5/09/2006 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I passed, so what, I'm going to give up 20 years seniority to go back to the bottom of the list and be out-seniority'd by some 20 or 30 something suckhole? And work midnights? Fuck that shit.

I'll take part two but I have absolutely no faith in any of that shit or desire to be a sergeant. Only the extra money on the pension matters. I would be a policeman's dream, invisible. You will know me by the gravy stains on my vest cover and the flintlock pistol on my belt.

The only thing for real is don't get hurt. Everything else is bullshit. I was told that many years ago and now understand it fully.

5/09/2006 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me know if you get made I want to work for you. Nothing could be more truthful.

5/09/2006 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

excuse me...could someone tell me where we are posting things about Mark Leavitt these days.

5/09/2006 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Damn Damn Shit shit shit-

I didnt crack an order, I didnt spend a couple hundred on the Bernstein class.

But I did go to the gin mill on Archer got slightly shit faced, had sex with a real female police. She was worse than a guy telling me war stories.(didnt know 009 was so full of bad guys) but to be fair i told her I was a city worker garbage man to be exact. Then on more cold one, and I had to go. You should have seen the look on her face when I said I gotta get up early to take the Sgts Test. Thought she was gonna shit her pants.

Well woke up hung over- Threw up my McDonalds in the boys room of Lane Tech.

Fast Forward to today....Gotta a 95 on the test. NO Part 2. ohhh well.

Cold ones at the Bar- 20 USC?
Vomited Mickey D's- 6 bucks
Look on that Female coppers face? PRICELESS

BLUE SHIRT FOR LIFE! WOO HOOO!

5/09/2006 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any info on the next Sgt class would be appreciated?
Thanks

5/10/2006 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 days for ALL you bitches!!

Wait til I'm a superior sergeant! ! !

5/10/2006 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wasnt there originally a possible total of 161 pints?

Were some questions eliminated?

5/10/2006 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I didn't take it either, I'm a blue shit for life.

PRICELESS! Aim low, loser. Everyone hates Sergeants, but most want to be one.
This place cracks me up......nothing but the "real police", toughest motherfucker in town and conspiracy theorists on this blog.

5/10/2006 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Dont come in early to check-off or Ill SPAR your ass!!!!

HA!! HA!!

Dont think I canta take three days from you, bitch!!

5/09/2006 03:48:43 PM

You cant do a thing to me, Im your worse nightmare. A cop that doesnt give a shit and knows how to work the system. Now go run a seat belt mission you loser.

5/10/2006 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I'll be sitting in my nice climate controlled patrol vehicle( making more $ than you), while you stand in the street looking like a goof.
Your my worst nightmare? Thats fukin' rich. LMAO at YOU. You lazy pathetic loser.

5/10/2006 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:10:41

why you big sexpot, you make me crazy you big hunk of woman!

5/11/2006 04:16:00 AM  

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