"Fitzmas" Canceled
Excuse us, hahahahaha. Sorry Lefty. NOT!!!!!! No indictment for you! Hahahahaha. The Dark Lord lives! Long Live the Dark Lord!We expect Keith Olbermann's resignation our desk tomorrow since he predicted Rove would be arrested no less than 26 TIMES on his MSNBC program according to a Nexis search. ZERO for 26. We won't even go into the Democratic Underground or Daily Kos totals. Thank (deity of your choice) you guys aren't picking stocks for us.
Now excuse us. We must return to our undisclosed location. There are plans to be made, potions to be brewed and human sacrifices to be offered. Dark powers such as Rove possesses cannot be appeased by mere mortal machinations.
posted by SCC at 9:00 AM
11 Comments:
He was wrong. That's about it. No first post nonsense here!
HOO HA.
Oh well, no FITZmas in June! Too bad, so sad! It was mui difficil not taking the bait a few weeks back when some dunderhead on the port blog side said Roverer's goose was cooked, but I'm glad I maintained radio silence on the topic at the time. I guess if you go cry to Patty Fitz about a half dozen times it's worth wiping the bukkake party offa yer face as long as you don't get indicted. But as Lefty so sagely alluded to above, just what gems did he give up in all that testimony? There's never honor among theives! I guess he'll have to try and keep the Worst pResnint Ever afloat rather than himself- tough slogging either way, "Dearest M".
I think they should tap you, S.C.C., for Kousin Karl's old flopaganda squire to Prince George in the Can- cause when the going gets tough- ya gotta believe yer pReznint's not a schnook, and for some unknown reason you just slurp up the dewey Flavor-Aid offa his ball-sac like it's the nectar of the Gods- Egads, wake up sonny! Was your Boot Camp mindwipe so thorough as to not have left a shred of ability to discern a massive fraud when you see it spiraling out in front of you? Your boys are worse that a boat load of Gremlins at Hurricane Harbor ferchrissakes! I know, policitaclly you're nearsighted- you can only accurately portray the local malfeasance here- images get a bit foggy for you when you peer over to D.C. Cab territory. Just don't take Maglalang's Hubby Malkin's or HindQuartsRockets word for everything; they're tools of the man, dontcha know?!
-Preznintdental Coloring Book-
Author and journalist Mickey Herskowitz on the Shrub and Iwreckq in 1999: "It was on his mind. He said to me: 'One of the keys to being seen as a great leader is to be seen as a commander-in-chief.' And he said, 'My father had all this political capital built up when he drove the Iraqis out of Kuwait and he wasted it.' He said, 'If I have a chance to invade, if I had that much capital, I'm not going to waste it. I'm going to get everything passed that I want to get passed and I'm going to have a successful presidency." Herskowitz said that Bush expressed frustration at a lifetime as an underachiever in the shadow of an accomplished father. In aggressive military action, he saw the opportunity to emerge from his father's shadow. The moment, Herskowitz said, came in the wake of the September 11 attacks. "Suddenly, he's at 91 percent in the polls, and he'd barely crawled out of the bunker." (that concludes another installment of "Chickenhawk Chronicles in Courage (cough-cough)")
Did anyone see Cook County Commisioner Boobie Steele get that big hug from ex Gangster Disciple Gator Bradley on television yesterday, I wonder hgow many more bangers are going to get jobs from her.
SCC please stop these posters!! It is ruining an otherwise fun blog!! what losers! there is the argument for registering the posters...a#$%oles sre ruining it for everyone
I GOT NEWS 4 YA MR. 2ND RATE 2ND CITY KEYBOARD COP- VALERIE PLAME WILSON & HUBBY JOE ARE GOING TO "SLAPP" ROTUNDO ROVE WITH A NASTY CIVIL SUIT FOR HIS EVIL MACHINATIONS AGAINST HER. SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR DC CONDO AND TONEY JAGUAR, ENCEPHALAETIC ERRAND BOY ROVE! (AND HIS PREZNINDENTAL PUPPET GEORGIE JUNIOR CAN'T PARDON HIM FROM CIVIL LIABILITY EITHER!) FUCK YOU KARL- PAY ME!
Minnesota Pussy Alert: Did anyone read the article about Advocate Health Care Systems being strong armed into giving one million dollars a year for fourteen years to a group led by Bobbie Steel and Rickey Hendon who will see that the funds are invested into community health care? Domestic Batterer Rickey Hendon was instrumental in securing millions of dollars to build the Vice Lord retirement home at 3300 W. Maypole Ave. When the building was first built there was a small bronze plaque listing persons and groups responsible for development of the building that included, amongst others, the Horner Association of Men, a Vice Lord front organization led by Terrance "T-Fly" Young, LKA 141 N. Wolcott Ave. of 015th District Pac-Man fame. These liberal cheeseheads didn't have the balls to stand up to the bangers when they announced plans to convert Bethany Hospital to another use. Screw these dogs. And screw carpetbaggers from Up North who think they know more about the westside than we do.
holy shazbot my jedi friend. you delete me and my monkey all the time. but you leave the other 98% of nothing to do with the post comments alone. for shame. this padawan needs a new jedi master.
The Monkey has been AWOL of late...Where did the Monkey go? Is Monkey on furlough? Bad Monkey - bad!
Monkey knows more about politics and reality than 10:20, 11:47, 01:38, and 05:25 posters combined. But, then again - Monkey is versed in the ways of the Jedi and knows the first rule: "Give in to your hate!"
SCC, you are such a dork.
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