Monday, June 12, 2006

Send in the Clowns

The circus that will shortly be surrounding the soon to be release Burge report just got a whole boatload funnier. Wallace "gator" Bradley is appearing in court as a self styled "translator" for convicted/pardoned murderer and recently re-convicted UUW offender Aaron Patterson. Read this quote from the article:
  • "Mr. Bradley and him come from a different subculture and they are familiar with each other's, let's say, emotional needs," Avila added. "So I'm using this analogy of having a translator in a different language. And I know that sounds kind of radical, but I think that's correct. And I think Mr. Bradley would be critical in communicating with my client."
Is that some primo, grade-A horse manure or what? Wow! Tell you what Mr. Avila - when we kill all the lawyers, we'll let you choose the manner of your demise, just as a small sort of "Thank You" for gracing us with that belly laugh. Damn, that was funny.

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone just see Charles Thomas dumb ass report on police shootings? CH 7.....SCC get a link to it, it was insane! Meeks needs to eliminated

6/12/2006 04:44:00 PM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

While I am Caucasian, I do have a doctorate in ADVANCED EBONICS.

I will gladly volunteer my translation services gratis.

That biatch Bradley can't even hold his mud!

Fo' shizzle!

6/12/2006 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thin' tha mofugghin' trans-po-lata gonna be needin' HIS AWN dayummtrans-po-lata!

Yaknowwhati'm sayin'?!?!
Yafeelsme?!?!

Fourth.

6/12/2006 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thin' tha mofugghin' trans-po-lata gonna be needin' HIS AWN dayummtrans-po-lata!

Yaknowwhati'm sayin'?!?!
Yafeelsme?!?!

Fourth.

6/12/2006 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no one ever says fo'shizzle

6/12/2006 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was Paul jakes on Ch. 7

6/12/2006 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The article on the ABC site is priceless. Some thoughts as follows:

First: We're number one! Woo hoo!

Second: We are down by 9 over the first 5 months of last year. Pick up the pace boys!

Third: They actually capitalized the following as if its a recognizable noun: "Anti-Police Brutality Activist". Can we get a ruling from an English teacher?

Fourth: The article called the offenders "victims". The reverends generically criticized police shootings, without identifying any problems with a single one. Screw that.

The article is clearly looney even by Chicago's left wing looney media standards.

Read the article, its good for a laugh.

6/12/2006 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Detectives class in September, per maria

6/12/2006 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Grand and Taylor wiseguy said...

New detective class in September, who cares ? what about that sergeant class. When does that start? anyone KNOW? and this post is send in the clowns? Am I funny? Am I funny like a clown? Do I make you laugh? Speaking of clowns, LONG LIVE JOEY LOMBARDO, YOU BOZOS.

6/12/2006 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this NORTHSIDE guy, is he for real?I look at his photo and I got to ask myself one question? Is this guy a putz or what? Guy looks like a real putz. LMAO

6/12/2006 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OHHHHHH NORTHSIDE, YOU GONNA TAKE THAT???? OHHHHHHHH BOYYYYYYY.

6/12/2006 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...LMAO......it is kinda true, looking at that photo of Northside...he looks like a homely little boy.....LMAO

6/12/2006 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NORTHSIDE IS A CLOWN, HE LOOKS LIKE BOZO. TALK ABOUT A CLOWN, YOU TALK ABOUT NORTHSIDE. REALLY LMAO NOW.

6/12/2006 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are brutal.

6/12/2006 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So "anonymous" claims that Northside is a "putz" and a "clown". Both are very serious charges. LMAO!

You must have done something right to inspire such jealousy, Northside.

6/13/2006 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Little Rascals said...

Speaking of clowns...

some of you sound like the little boys on the school playground, trying to bully others because of your own insecurities. Only you end up getting your asses kicked!!

Northside and Crimefile come from the days of the true mean and lean Chicago Police. The leather wearing, rifle toting badasses. I bet if you really pissed either one of them off enough, they could still kick down your door and whoop your ass!

6/13/2006 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SGT's are a dime a dozen, the department need Detectives. Who needs another worthless middle manager, yes man?

The SGTs on the list can go pound sand.

6/13/2006 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All detectives can LICK MY BALLS...they think their shit don't stink....they are worthless drunks who think they are the police.....all they are is secretaries.

6/13/2006 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What we really need are more Sgts. in the Detective Division. Maybe that way I can get a spot and get away from this CAPS bullshit!

6/13/2006 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently 01:35 didn't pass the Dick's test.

Oh well, maybe you can find a spot on a Tactical team and fuck up some homicide investigations.

6/15/2006 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:57 oh... yah...so you could be my hero and fix it?? Pleeeeeaseeee? Oh boy Mr. detective...you are the best...you can do anything!! you probably work A/3 PC putz! Homicide investigation.....I could probably run the scene better than you with my eyes closed mr.wannabe detective...now go get your fucking shinebox!

6/15/2006 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:57...oh by the way...you're right I didn't make Almighty Detective....I'm a Sergeant instead...and if it makes you feel any better you can still think that you're better than me...children need lots of reassurance..so go ahead its ok.

6/15/2006 06:40:00 AM  

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