New Armed Forces Equipment
We are hereby proposing that all US Military personnel be authorized to carry the following on any raids or such in the Middle East involving high value targets (or any targets - we don't care):
Just a little something to press into the arms of the soon to be deceased to ease their journey into the afterlife. Imagine Zarqawi or bin Laden fading out to their twisted version of Paradise and then realizing they have a handful of bacon and won't be getting anywhere near it? Or in the event that bacon can rot in the brutal desert heat, an alternate proposal:
In a pinch, it'll spice up the MREs.
Just a little something to press into the arms of the soon to be deceased to ease their journey into the afterlife. Imagine Zarqawi or bin Laden fading out to their twisted version of Paradise and then realizing they have a handful of bacon and won't be getting anywhere near it? Or in the event that bacon can rot in the brutal desert heat, an alternate proposal:
In a pinch, it'll spice up the MREs.
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
18 Comments:
Now, THAT'S, comedy!!!!!
Thanks SCC
I dig the graphics SCC...nice touch!
Stuff their mouths with Lard and wrap them in pigskin. They deserve nothing else.
THAT IS THE BEST SUGGESTION YET
HERE IS A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION.
Don't you think the qualification for SGT should be pick up your notice to report on time!
WHY DOES THE DEPT. KEEP EXTENDING IT?
Pick it up or don't take next step, shit the meritorious fucks don't even have to take the next step!
WHERE IS NOELLE BRENNAN(FEDERAL MONITOR) MONITORING THE PROMOTION PROCESS??? CAN YOU SAY VIOLATION OF SHAKMAN DECREE!!!
FUCK THE JAGOFFS WHO CAN'T SHOW UP ON TIME AND FUCK THE MORONS WHO CAN'T PICK UP THEIR STUFF ON TIME!
STUDY HARD, GOOD LUCK!!!
Copper
What happened with your blog, are you planning on adding?
Anyone know the copper who works in 006, 008, or 009 who sells knives on the side? He stays around the area of 71st-83rd-Pulaski-Cicero? I bought one from him before and really liked it, however have since lost his business card. Any help would be appreciated.
Tony "The Knife" fom the 007th Dist.
6/12/2006 08:13:29 AM
Thanks. Do you know a last name or beat he works, perhaps?
He's cousin's with Joey "The Clown" and Tony "No Nose". Hand out around Harlem and Addison, I'm sure you'll see him!
Anonymous said...
6/12/2006 08:13:29 AM
Thanks. Do you know a last name or beat he works, perhaps?
6/12/2006 10:07:53
Can't give such info on here, sorry
The military psy-ops people should produce a video showing soldiers smearing the tips og their ammo with lard, bacon or any other pork product. Would devestate or enimies morale and make liberals howl. A win win situation if there ever was one.
I got Bernstein!
11:33:38 Another good idea. ROP my Ass.
SCC outed at last!
The day had to come. Just sorry that it had to be me to do it.
Instead of agent orange, why not just have good ole crop dusters fly over rag head land and spray them with pigs blood! Gen. "Black Jack" pershing doused them islamic idiots with pigs blood after he had them shaved from head to toe! Put that in your kuran and smoke it ahknod!
Bacon, Bacon, BACON! Every dog loves bacon.
hmmmmmmmmmm...bacon...
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