Monday, June 12, 2006

New Armed Forces Equipment

We are hereby proposing that all US Military personnel be authorized to carry the following on any raids or such in the Middle East involving high value targets (or any targets - we don't care):

Just a little something to press into the arms of the soon to be deceased to ease their journey into the afterlife. Imagine Zarqawi or bin Laden fading out to their twisted version of Paradise and then realizing they have a handful of bacon and won't be getting anywhere near it? Or in the event that bacon can rot in the brutal desert heat, an alternate proposal:

In a pinch, it'll spice up the MREs.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, THAT'S, comedy!!!!!

Thanks SCC

6/11/2006 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dig the graphics SCC...nice touch!

6/11/2006 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Phillipine Veteran said...

Stuff their mouths with Lard and wrap them in pigskin. They deserve nothing else.

6/12/2006 12:28:00 AM  
Blogger Copper said...

THAT IS THE BEST SUGGESTION YET

6/12/2006 12:29:00 AM  
Blogger Copper said...

HERE IS A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION.

Don't you think the qualification for SGT should be pick up your notice to report on time!
WHY DOES THE DEPT. KEEP EXTENDING IT?
Pick it up or don't take next step, shit the meritorious fucks don't even have to take the next step!
WHERE IS NOELLE BRENNAN(FEDERAL MONITOR) MONITORING THE PROMOTION PROCESS??? CAN YOU SAY VIOLATION OF SHAKMAN DECREE!!!
FUCK THE JAGOFFS WHO CAN'T SHOW UP ON TIME AND FUCK THE MORONS WHO CAN'T PICK UP THEIR STUFF ON TIME!

STUDY HARD, GOOD LUCK!!!

6/12/2006 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Copper
What happened with your blog, are you planning on adding?

6/12/2006 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know the copper who works in 006, 008, or 009 who sells knives on the side? He stays around the area of 71st-83rd-Pulaski-Cicero? I bought one from him before and really liked it, however have since lost his business card. Any help would be appreciated.

6/12/2006 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony "The Knife" fom the 007th Dist.

6/12/2006 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/12/2006 08:13:29 AM

Thanks. Do you know a last name or beat he works, perhaps?

6/12/2006 10:07:00 AM  
Blogger Westcide Dog said...

He's cousin's with Joey "The Clown" and Tony "No Nose". Hand out around Harlem and Addison, I'm sure you'll see him!

6/12/2006 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
6/12/2006 08:13:29 AM

Thanks. Do you know a last name or beat he works, perhaps?

6/12/2006 10:07:53
Can't give such info on here, sorry

6/12/2006 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The military psy-ops people should produce a video showing soldiers smearing the tips og their ammo with lard, bacon or any other pork product. Would devestate or enimies morale and make liberals howl. A win win situation if there ever was one.

6/12/2006 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got Bernstein!

6/12/2006 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Phillipine Vet said...

11:33:38 Another good idea. ROP my Ass.

6/12/2006 11:49:00 AM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

SCC outed at last!

The day had to come. Just sorry that it had to be me to do it.

6/12/2006 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous USMC Veteran said...

Instead of agent orange, why not just have good ole crop dusters fly over rag head land and spray them with pigs blood! Gen. "Black Jack" pershing doused them islamic idiots with pigs blood after he had them shaved from head to toe! Put that in your kuran and smoke it ahknod!

6/12/2006 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bacon, Bacon, BACON! Every dog loves bacon.

6/13/2006 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmmmmmmmm...bacon...

6/13/2006 11:30:00 AM  

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