Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Quick Hits Sun Times Special

So many fun headlines, so little time for our wit and humor:

12 Comments:

Anonymous Crocodile rock said...

"...We warned everyone wildlife was getting out of hand..."

I'm sharing an Espresso with an alligator right now! Sugar anyone?

6/21/2006 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009th District rules!!!

6/21/2006 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About 15 years ago,I remember being in Olivers court room at traffic ct for a 1PM call.
He and his court reporter both arrived about 15 minutes late and we all noted that the two of them looked liked theyd just had a nooner

I remember reading about his sexual harrassmant problems and chuckling

Sign me "formerly 29 and a day" Now unemployed

6/21/2006 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooops I posted on the wrong thread
ha ha ha

Retirement is killing me


Formerly "29 and a day"

6/21/2006 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not Stroger again.
Spurlock lol, I know the look you spoke of. Who said we can't look, yeah, yeah blah, blah....Now I gotta go and secure that letter opener as a potential weapon. I know that gun is peeking and winking at me somewhere in here lol, Spurlock.

6/21/2006 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT IS WANDERED THROUGH MY HOUSE? YOU'D THINK BEING A LAWYER (POS - PIECE OF SHIT) HE'D KNOW THE PHRASE..ILLLEGAL SEARCH...SOUNDS LIKE HE'S LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE TO GET HEAT OFF HIM FOR BEATING ON HIS OLD LADY..........

6/21/2006 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Goldilocks is gonna spread her moist fine ass and allow the three horny bears to boink her-what's the problem? Bears need lovin' too. Give it up Blondie!!!
OATMEAL=Lots of Sex!!! Keep that in mind the day of the exam-your woman will thank you...

6/21/2006 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.K. OLLIE would always take time out in his court room or Br. 57 to sign a coppers search warrant, I believe he had a brother on the job back in the day, but the man is a FREAK, the A.S.A he sex-harrassed was a newlywed, Give me a break. Also had a drug case in his room with a Female offender, I always had a feeling something SEX-FREAKY was going on with all the unusally large amounts of status dates and continues, Then he was removed. .... He was very pro defense in pre-lim., but he never hurt an officer. Ohh Well (until now!!!!

6/21/2006 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the helicopter is as good as done, way too expensive, its gone gone .

6/21/2006 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they lock up Spurlock.

6/22/2006 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you missed the other lovely article in Slum Times. The one that said studies show blacks have better hearing than whites. If that is so why they always say "huh" when you axe em a question?

6/22/2006 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wandered through his house is discriptive of what the Sgt. did. You know "anything in plain sight." Sgt. didn't do anything wrong but fail to give Ollie his props. Wonder if Dept will try and hand him for "disrespect a citizen, on or off duty." If it does, it really is balless. I just happen to know both Ollie and the Sgt., they're both arrogant and you can't tell either one a thing. Marriage made in heaven!

6/22/2006 06:23:00 PM  

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