Thursday, July 13, 2006

The World's Stupidest Human Being

This has got to be one of THE most insane pieces we've ever read. We couldn't believe it was for real when we read it. Here's the first few paragraphs:
  • I pulled up to the stop light the other night. It was a crisp summer night. I rubbed the side of my head. My finger rested in a small dent and my mind went back to a night many years ago.

    I had pulled up to the same stop light and three boys, ages 10 or 11, called to me through the open windows. "Please, we need a ride. We don't know what to do. Our home is just a mile or two down the road."

    I was in Oak Park. Just a mile or two down the road was Chicago's Austin neighborhood - not a safe place to be at 11 p.m. on a Friday.

    But I looked at the boys - they looked much like my son when he wanted something, with those beautiful, big pleading eyes. What were they doing out so late? Where were the people in their lives who cared?

    I invited them into the van, drove on and began chatting. "Tell me your names, boys. How old are you?"

Can you guess where this story is going? A robbery? An ass kicking? A car jacking? All three? Bingo! And then, to top it off, she blames the police for not being sympathetic to her insanity. Go read the whole thing. Typical liberal bullshit. What a moron this woman is.

96 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fucking idiot. Yes you Suzie Schultz. You are a moron and a goof. You are what's wrong with society today. You are the reason "those poor little boys" are the animals that they are today. You coddle and coddle because they are just boys. You have no idea what these "little angles" who attempted to hurt you and steal you car have seen nor what they are capable of. Their parents don't care and their friends are the ones that helped to hit you. The only reason the little fucker leaned into your touch was because the little bastard's arms weren't long enough to cold cock you up in the van. That, or he was horney like the rest of the animals he was with, and was thinking about raping you. Stop coddling the "poor underclass." Stop voting for morons like yourself and start voting for people that will make changes to help bring an entire race of people out a this vicous cycle of welfare and violence. What did you expect the police to do, you wouldn't have pressed charges anyway, you liberal idiot! You are the reason juries award millions of dollars to these fucking scumbags that runfrom the police with their buddies, and then sue the police because they hit something or someone. Next time you decide to pick up some little boys, just give them your keys instead. Save the taxpayers of Chicago some money, nitwit!

7/13/2006 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't have said it better myself.....

7/13/2006 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, what an idiot. I guess they don't pass out common sense at those liberal treehugger meetings! It seems that they think there is good in all, I wish I was the responding officer to that call, would have given her a little bit of info on those little darlings so seemed to think they were.

7/13/2006 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This punk mother fucker is trippin pretty badly. Hey 12:21 take a prozac and call 911, because you's are gonna have a stroke. 009 is the shit yo. How been knockin down the REAL PO-LEESES? Haven't you heard--009 is now FRONTIN' 007 in murders playaz? Guess you know who to call yo Daddy now biotches?! Yo dumb ass betta reconize!

7/13/2006 12:35:00 AM  
Blogger loaded dice in Vegas said...

Ahhhh...another resident of the People's Democratic Republic of Oak Park spouts touchy feely rhetoric...... she should remember that No Good Deed ever goes unpunished......She didn't learn a thing....Poor little street urchins just wanted to spread their love.....Ah ...screw it you can't reason with a liberal.....

7/13/2006 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you look at a gaping bullet wound in one of these angel's little heads and smile...that's when you realize you're a COP.
We always smile when justice is served whether man decided or Divine dictated...COPS hate robbers. Bingo!

7/13/2006 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You a cold-hearted mother fucker!!!
Damn...

7/13/2006 12:46:00 AM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

WOW ! 12:24
Right On, Brother! Amen to that...

7/13/2006 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mt. Greenwood citizens know how to control the tar-babies...Oak Park can learn from us!
We take care of our own and regulate those who are outsiders.

7/13/2006 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suzie Schultz is due for a culling of a Darwinian nature. Natural selection will eventually weed out liberals such as herself. Unfortunately we have to live with her idiotic writing till then.

7/13/2006 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read that story last week in the Sun-Times (or Tribune - one of those rags).

I laughed my ass off when she described how she tried to talk the kid out of robbing her. Serves here right. DUMBASS!

I'm Black and I wouldn't have picked up thoses M-Fers.

Stoopid is and stoopid does......

7/13/2006 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This would be the funniest thing I've read outside of the Onion if she weren't serious. These kids have been beaten daily since they were babies and have grown up in shitholes that make them look forward to a stretch in the joint. They are now in the 17 to 21 year old range and I'm sure they have refined the fine art of carjacking to where Suzie wouldn't stand a chance against them and her kids would grow up without a mother if she gave them one word of shit. Next time Suzie wonders why no one is watching these kids, she should take a second and think about her kids. If the shooter from last weeks killing would shoot at, and kill his own cousin, what kind of a chance do you think Suzie would have?

7/13/2006 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous special assignment said...

I'm tired, special covert dirty detail. Full tour with only 4 assigned. Detail consisted of hauling away discarded pods to undisclosed locations. This shit is for real, there's an unusual imprint faint but readable LARBIL. Quirky and frightning, you have to hold your nerf light on an angle along with our new equipped safety mirror in order to determine if the pod is empty and discarded. If it's safe, it reflects back amazingly in English LIBERAL.

7/13/2006 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The biggest problem with this idiot isn't the fact that she is using our oxegen, although it's right up there, it's that she truelly believes the shit she is spouting and she has a venue to write it. We are all reading this article and thinking, "How can anyone be so frigging stupid to go through that and care only that she may have harmed one of the people that harmed her." There are others that are reading this and thinking the same fucking thing as her. These are the people that get on fucking juries and screw us. Had one of these darling little boys actually been hurt, would she have testified in the lawsuit against the city because the police didn't respond properly? If I were a betting man, and I am at times, I would say emphatically YES! The cunt would give us up in a minute and testify for the animal. Welcome to Chicago land. We always used to say, "You are a Democrat until you become a victm." That's no longer the case. They are just so brainwashed with their own guilt of being white and not being poor and believing their own dribble that they can not be swayed. Kill them all.

7/13/2006 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm tired of Affirmative Blackion! I'm a proud 022 copper living in Mt. Greenwood and I have to worry about my family's safety, because of some tar baby wanting to make a stance against the white man. Worse yet, he says he's a cop.
Guess I'll have to handle things in a non-prejudicial way. My revolver doesn't see color like I do...Everyone receives equal opportunity. You want to threaten me Shine-come an get your due!

7/13/2006 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anybody see the irony of this article being titled "The World's Stupidest Human Being" after reading the article directly beneath it?

7/13/2006 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:38---Very good....

7/13/2006 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you fuck with a white copper from Greenwood, then you can expect all of us to be against you! Strength in numbers bro--you had better mind your p's and q's if you do buy a home in the Mt G remmber we resitant to change and will come unglued if you scew with our own. My comrade from 022 is a guy who will have no problem making you see the light. The light before you collapse into a final sleep. Fuck with us BOY and that will be your last mistake.

7/13/2006 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a Det. as well as a Mt. Greenwood resident (and extreme hater!) I assure you this "play
shitty" is a white copper from Garfield Ridge who has buyer's remorse cause he now has an overpriced home on a smaller lot w/ an ample supply of Hispanic coppers (we dont have them either) and polish bangers on his block.

Besides, a black copper cant afford a crib in greenwood cause he cant live w/out his prada and Benz and the city check cant cover it all nigga!

7/13/2006 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LISTEN MEN, (YES I INTENTIONALLY OMIT WOMEN CAUSE THEY AIN'T THE POLICE AND NEVER WILL BE NO MATTER HOW MANY JUDGES SAY SO). I AM NOW WORKING ON THE HOMEFRONT. YES I AM WORKING WHERE I LIVE. I WORKED IN THE GHETTO, THE WEST SIDE, SOUTH SIDE, AND ALL OVER THE CITY DUE TO DETIALS AND EDGE MISSIONS, CLEANSLATE, GANG SWEEPS, FLYING SQUADS, ETC... MY MISSION IS TO KEEP THE BEAST OUT OF MY HOOD AND IF THE BEAST STRAYS INTO MY HOOD HE GETS A CASE, NOT JUST A BULLSHIT CASE, BUT A TIME CONSUMING CASE (YOU DIG?) YOU ALL CAN TALK THE BULSHIT ABOUT WHICH DISTRICT IS BUSIER THAN THE OTHER, BLAH BLAH BLAH, YADA YADA YADA, THE FACT IS ITS ALL ABOUT YOUR PARTNER, YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR HOME. LEADERSHIP IS REALLY LACKING HERE, THERE ARE NO, I REPEAT NO REAL LEADERS OUT THERE IN LEADERSHIP (POLICY MAKING POSITIONS) AND IT RESONATES DOWN TO EVERY BLUE SHIRT. IT'S EMBARASSING TO HAVE TO WEAR A WHITE SHIRT AND KNOW THAT THE COMMAND STRUCTURE IS INEPT, MISGUIDED, AND LACKING ANY MORAL AUTHORITY WHATSOEVER. I YEARN TO BE IN A BLUE SHIRT, LIKE IN THE VERY OLD DAYS WHEN SGT.'S WORE BLUE SHIRTS AND EVERY COWARD ABOVE HAD WHITE ONES. HOW I LONG FOR THE PAST.... THE FUTURE ISN'T LOOKING VERY GOOD. REMEMBER, LOYALTY, HONOR AND DUTY ARE ALL THAT COUNTS ON THIS JOB. THERE IS ONLY ONE, NO MAKE THAT TWO WHITE SHIRTS I WOULD GO TO ANY JOB WITH BE IT ON THE SOUTH SIDE, WEST SIDE OR HELL. MY MENTORS ARE GONE. I DON'T SEE ANY REPLACEMENTS. WELL THIS IS JUST A RANT, BE SAFE, GO HOME IN THE SAME CONDITION YOU SHOWED UP TO WORK IN AND DO IT TO THEM BEFORE THEY DO IT TO YOU !!!!

P.S. I/F FOREVER..............

7/13/2006 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RACIST MOTHERFUCKAS LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THE "BEAST" ATTACKS THE HONKEYS IN MT GREENWOOD! I AM BUYIN A HOME THERE JUST SO I CAN DRIVE YOU INSANE WITH MY LOUD ASS MUSIC AND WILD PARTAYS! OH, AND I'M A COP LIKE Y'ALL,



Sorry buddy, you are not a cop like me. I bet you everythig you have. And I bet cop or no cop, I know who would be quicker on the draw and the one who can hit the bullseye on the target.

7/13/2006 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you noticed that 95 percent of the police camera pods are in shithead neighborhoods?

I wonder when the black elected officials are going to cry foul!

7/13/2006 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

beavers in the suntimes in line for possibly three pensions all at 80%

f**k you Markie

7/13/2006 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeppers. that Kool-Aid poster said that in one of the Pufferfish credit card postings

7/13/2006 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You hear this asshole attorney, Brendan Schiller on T.V.?

He's the lawyer for the Brunt family. He's filed a lawsuit claiming the Police shot that woman and covered it up. He said, "I spoke to 8 people who claim the boy did not pull the trigger."

He further stated, "There was a dispute, a disturbance among family. There was a Nonviolent disturbance among family until police came to the scene."

Message to all attorneys..Fuck You lowlife shitbirds and the SHIT you represent!

Nonviolent disturbance..oh really?

Until Police came to the scene..is that right?

Well here is an idea..HOW ABOUT NOT BOTHERING US WITH YOUR BULLSHIT BABY-MOMMA-DRAMA SHIT! DON'T CALL 911. Most Cops are sick of dealing with "22 year old, mother of (insert any number here), high school drop out, never held a job, never paid any income tax, anti-police, SCUM!

Fuck that cunt..Her own cousin shot her, and every racist-assed male and female black in a 5 block radius shows up to protest the police!

Fuck that LIBERAL asshat attorney who can get on T.V. and talk all that Bullshit nonsense with a straight face!!!!!

7/13/2006 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous gps information said...

There have been a lot of rumors about gps in the cars so I did some investigating and found out the turth. Something you you will not hear much of around here.

I went to OEC last Tuesday and asked to visit my zone dispatcher. When I went up to the floor I asked about GPS. She sent me to her supervior. I ask the supervisor and he said it was being piloted in 011. He then showed my the gps application on his workstation. During the pilot the only two places to see the application is at superviors workstation #1 and #2. The dispatchers do not have it.
The only time a dispatcher is given you gps info is if you hit your "emergency" key.

The thing can check your location, speed and history of where you have been the whole night. And dont think this pilot will not soon become policy.

Anyway, you want to veryify this go to oec and ask to see one of the two workstations or ask your dispatcher that you want to test the emergcency key and then ask her for you exact location.

Mind you, this only works on the pilot cars in 011 that have the gps installed.

7/13/2006 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a friend at OEMC who says the gps thing is correct. She said they will all be going through in-service training on the gps program before the end of the year.

Watch out boys with the information you put on your reports. It can bite you in the ass when ops asks for your gps location history for you tour on a given date.

7/13/2006 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off subject

Man Charged With Attempted Murder Of Officer

CHICAGO -- A Chicago man was charged Wednesday in the shooting of a rookie police officer who was chasing a him with a gun early Tuesday on the South Side.
Christopher Caldwelll was being chased by the officer when he fired shots at him and is now charged with attempted first-degree murder, according to police News Affairs Officer Kelly Liakopoulos.

Caldwell, 32, of the 6300 block of South Richmond, will appear in bond court, at 26th Street and California, on Thursday, Liakopoulos said.

7/13/2006 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/13/2006 01:08:51 AM,

So you're a policeman like us too? Don't worry, an old time captain once told me it's a rare sight to see a black policeman ever retire with a pension. Sad, but true. You'll go twenty-five years, the majority of it on the medical, and finally get fired. You'll never see Mt. Greenwood, or Oriole Park. You'll be next door to Cory Franklin in ABLA, or Teddy Bell in Stateville.

7/13/2006 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, the failure of liberalism. Thirty-years ago I worked 4-12pm at a printing company and after work I would jog from my home near Belmont and Central to the Oak Park Mall on Lake St. and then back. Ol' Boy from 015 hadn't gained a foothold in Oak Park but I could see it coming. So these homosexual Unitarian Oak Park asswipes who marched with King and helped integrate our schools and destroy our police departments-what do these pussys do? They block off all the east-west streets at Austin Blvd. south of North Avenue to keep the 015th District M/1's from slithering in! Fucking phonys! She deserves everything that happened to her and more! HaHaHaHaHaHa! Hold me down at D & D for coffee and donut holes...

7/13/2006 08:36:00 AM  
Blogger leftisthebest said...

Maybe this lady was a bit too concerned about these kids, but I think she was being phony when she stated all these years later she is still worried. It was a bit of poetic license, me thinks.

In regards to the "alleged" black officer posting here about moving to Mount Greenwood. Get real. That was written by some racist white copper hoping for a blacklash against minorities.

That's right, black officers call themselves a "beast" all the time. Also, how would he know about Thursday nights at 115th?

No, just another racist, bigoted, close-minded white officer making the department look bad. I wonder what kind of neighbor is he?

7/13/2006 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid Suzie states that, "... three boys, age 10 or 11..." were
out at "11:00pm". Then why the hell didn't she call the Oak Park P.D.? Have them help these stranded darlings.

Red flags didn't pop up until the boys didn't answer her questions.
What a victim looking for a place to happen. She should be questioning her parenting skills if it takes that long for her
self-preservation instincts to kick in.

She also stated that the copper she found was "surrounded by people" and "...never stopped his conversation." Maybe he was already on a job, but being the liberal she is, her problem is more important than any problem others might have.

Suzie, in the future stay in your liberal enclave, keep donating to PBS and the ACLU and let people trained to deal with misguided and stranded youths handle it.

By the way, there are some kids at mdison and Larammie that need a ride, can you help out?

7/13/2006 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all are some cold hearted muth-fuckas.....but I with you....fuckem !

7/13/2006 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

Favorite lines:

1.) My finger rested in a small dent and my mind went back to a night many years ago.

A DENT IN YOUR HEAD???

2.) I had pulled up to the same stop light and three boys, ages 10 or 11, called to me through the open windows.

SAME STOP LIGHT?? DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING??

3.) Just a mile or two down the road was Chicago’s Austin neighborhood—not a safe place to be at 11 p.m. on a Friday

WHY INS'T AUSTIN SAFE, YOU RACIST BITCH!?

4.) I stroked his close-cropped hair.

WHAT KIND OF RETARDED PERVERT ARE YOU??

5.) I looked at him. "Don’t do this boys. I know you’re good people."

HAHAHHA. NO, HONEY, THESE ARE THE "BAD" PEOPLE YOU HEAR ABOUT.

6.) I was horrified-—not about what could have happened to me—but that one of the boys might have been hurt.

BOY, YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT!

7.) The tears stopped and outrage took over—not only did he not care about me, he cared less about the boys.

YEP.

8.) They are animals.

YES, THEY ARE.

9.) I gave him my card, which identified me as a member of the news media and, surprise, the officer’s tone changed. All of a sudden, I wasn’t an idiot.

NO, HIS SUSPICIONS WERE VALIDATED.

7/13/2006 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 7/13/2006 01:08:51 AM

Don't forget. Everyone has roots somewhere, and not everyone has been a saint before coming on this job.

(2) 4x4x8's -$23.65
(3) Cotton Tarps -$43.87
(2) Gallons of Gas -$ 6.50

Seeing a flaming cross in your yard, and knowing your neighbors are smiling and probably helped...

PRICELESS

7/13/2006 10:34:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

I just had a phone conversation with a very naive Susy Schultz. I have no doubt that she is a compassionate and caring person. Should such an incident recur, I believe she will now have the common sense to merely phone 9-1-1 with her car doors locked.

However, Ms. Schultz remains quite defensive, insinuating that my polite reply was only made to "rub it in" and tacitly imply that she is mush. That could not be further from the truth.

I did emphazize that I am RETIRED CPD. Active CPD are well-advised not to contact her for fear she might report your alleged "insensitivity" to IAD.

As an eternal optimist, I believe Ms. Schultz may have learned a lesson the hard way.

But, then again, reality says...

7/13/2006 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off subject.

they are asking personnel in HQ to volunteer to work the 8th, 9th and 10th periods on a summer detail...basically working operation closed market at night. the hours are 2000-0430 with friday and saturday off. if it is anything like the violence reductin program, they will not be taking calls, just driving around or sitting on a corner. and, inlke the violence reduction program which was time and a half, these guys won't do anything. I wonder how many people are going to get sent through reverse seniority when no one volunteers for those shitty hours.

7/13/2006 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This dumb broad is lucky she didn't get raped and get her throat slit.
Did she think they would all join hands and sing kumbaya? Keep sticking your head in the sand and being PC.
Stupid liberal bitch deserves what she got!

7/13/2006 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Northside, you are a hoot. If you weren't retired, the politically correct city would be all over your truthful ass.

7/13/2006 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
beavers in the suntimes in line for possibly three pensions all at 80%

f**k you Markie


WRONG! His aldercreature pension is ** 100% ** after one term served.

7/13/2006 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just saw another excitng episode of Crimewatch starring Pete Karl and the asses were talking about parking lot safety. Now they have 4 fucking idiots telling-Ruffo, Casteneda, Oslanski and and different ass Duck telling us "they recommend we lock our cars when going into a store and don't leave your baby in the cae. Also don't leave your money or laptop on the seat because the thief may break out yout 200 window. Why are taxpayers paying a quarter of a million dollars(avg pay 70,000 EAch) for these assholes to tell us that, "We recommend you lock your doors." What a bunch of usless FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/13/2006 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHANNEL 7 NEWS AT 4 30 YESTERDAY... THE GREAT ALD. BEAVERS STATED THAT NOBODY WORKS HARDER IN THE COUNTRY THAN THE ALDERMAN OF CHICAGO. I FRIGGIN' PUKED.... EVEN ANDY SHAW HAD A MORE THAN USUAL DUMB PERPLEXED LOOK ON HIS FACE. I THINK BEAVERS HAS BEEN HITTING THE PIPE.

7/13/2006 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous scc ways to destroy game said...

What a shame, to see what could have been both a serious and fun post go over to baited hate with aimed rants of Bigotry of ethnicity and not so tightly wrapped sexism. Some of the poster's are becoming a bore. Poster's pretending to be the police, or boss's then spewing contorted hatred and false bravado. Way too many psychopathic attack posting's, a real pattern on the blog's. What makes these poster's any different or better then the dysfunctional bent on crime intent mentality of the kid's or the disillusioned Suzie Schultz, nothing!

7/13/2006 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A check of the sitemeter disclosed that Susy Schultz and her "do-gooder" organization are reading this.

7/13/2006 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They not be african-amercan Jessie They be animal-american Jessie be sayin but that dont rhyme.

7/13/2006 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger happyjoyjoyjoy said...

Monkey demands a recount. It seems to think I am the leading vote getter for World's Stupidest Human Being.
I must be, to keep you around monkey.
OWWWW, where in the hell did you get ninja stars from?

7/13/2006 12:33:00 PM  
Blogger fillmoregal said...

7/13/2006 02:13:34 AM

LISTEN MEN, (YES I INTENTIONALLY OMIT WOMEN CAUSE THEY AIN'T THE POLICE AND NEVER WILL BE NO MATTER HOW MANY JUDGES SAY SO). I AM NOW WORKING ON THE HOMEFRONT. YES I AM WORKING WHERE I LIVE.
-----------------------------------
1. Prozac.
2. Good thing women don't omit you otherwise you never would have been born.
3. Go back to writing on the bathroom wall so we don't have to deal with your angry caps lock and your crap grammar.

God bless on the rest of your rant-right with you there.

Signed,
The Hardworking Female Police

7/13/2006 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how her column would have read if it was her dipshit husband giving a ride to three nine and ten year old girls.

Would she stand by her man after the prison sentence and mandatory annual registration for lovingly stroking the girl's face?

I'm pretty sure the dent in her head is from a competely unrelated prior incident.

7/13/2006 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To on and all fillmoregal is a brode who thinks she has a set of balls between her legs running around 011.

Take it from someone who knows she has about 3 yrs on the job and is clueless

7/13/2006 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger fillmoregal said...

Anonymous said...
To on and all fillmoregal is a brode who thinks she has a set of balls between her legs running around 011.

Take it from someone who knows she has about 3 yrs on the job and is clueless

7/13/2006 12:46:50 PM
-------------------------------
brode? on and all? You guys are too funny. I guess your set of balls keeps you from being able to spell. Glad that's not true for all men.

7/13/2006 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Signed,
The Hardworking Female Police"

LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh.

7/13/2006 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By her own admission, this "Good Samaritan" idiot would have had to drive her juvenile predators right past 123 W. Madison St.--Oak Park PD HQ.

7/13/2006 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt. Scooter Rules!!!!

7/13/2006 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Racist in Mt. Greenwood? We invite all creeds, races and religions to our friendly neighborhood. Heck, I've got an Egyptian policeman living near me. I'm a retired Merrionette Park fireman myself. Me and the Mrs. are not your typical neighbor. We make sure people feel safe. We support the Arab businesses as well as the white ones. Landscaping is usually done by the hispanics. Blacks are welcome too. Why would anybody not want to reside here. We've got great community programs and a wonderful library. You won't find any crosses burning either!
I welcome all of you brothers ans sisters of God or whoever you believe in. Mt Greenwood is affordable too. Our homes usually don't exceed $300K. So, don't worry about the very FEW ignorant posts on here. We like people of all races-that's why we are a Chicago legacy. Thank you for letting me vent!

7/13/2006 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for showing the beauty of Mt. Greenwood. It's guys like you that break the chains of racial prejudice. I am a hispanic cop living in Mt. G and I keep telling my friends, family, co-workers that they all need to buy homes here. I am sure the blacks will be accepted too-just as I was. Times are changing in Mt. Greenwood. The racist views are over. You wouldn't believe how many white coppers are dating black girls here? The truth is, the white guys are seeing past their parents' biased views. They are experimenting with women of other color and liking it! I believe that is wonderful. It is an ever expanding village and has a lot to offer young people. Thanks to your kind words, people of all races, creeds and religions will finally believe that they6 should reside here too. Thank you.

7/13/2006 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous The View said...

What a sad bunch of cops you all are! While I don't doubt that the woman alluded to was delusional, it's sad that an incident such as this one brings out all the raw prejudice barely concealed under the surface and, apparently shared
by many white officers on the CPD.
Imagine, people all over the world
reading the innermost thoughts from officers representing one of the top Police Depts. in the entire USA. I've always worn the uniform and badge proudly, but I swear, many of you are simply sick, warped people HIDING behind your uniform, and you would do the rest of us a huge favor if and/or when you retire aa quickly as possible.

7/13/2006 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen to you brother. I am moving from Garfield Ridge soon and definitely plan on making Mt. Greenwood the place to be! My Puerto Rican heritage is not visible too much there, but it will chanfe. I just hope I get neighbors like you guys and that Epyptian police officer. By the way, I work in 008. Taking care of your family's heritage. Be kind.

7/13/2006 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mount Greenwood blah blah blah....
Garfield Ridge blah blah blah...
Clearing blah blah blah...

There is a city outside the traditional copper neighborhoods you know.

7/13/2006 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:44
I agree. Hey, you stupid motherfuckers, quit telling people how great Mt. G is please! Tell them to go to Lincoln Park, Hyde Park, Gold Coast, whatever...NOT where we live! What is wrong with you people? Next thing you know we'll be handing out fliers welcoming the Rainbow Coalition and HUD. Arrrgh!!!!!!!!

7/13/2006 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

casto's? mcDuffy's? those are all hillbilly bars. who gives a shit about them? why would you want to go there anyway? so you can see a bunch of fat irish girls having a cigarette smoking contest?

7/13/2006 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Susy Schultz would be from HYDE PARK the way this fucking bubblehead thought.
Even if the coppers caught the little bastards, she wouldnt sign complaints. The liberal would probably want to talk to them about their feelings and say it was her fault. jackass!

7/13/2006 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous embrace diversity said...

alright. After you read the posts on the next thread down about our LEADERSHIP, I want all of us to form a giant circle with Suzy, Day, Walsh, Peter Karl, the whole gang,

Are you ready?

I can't hear you!

Pass the Kool-Aid! Here we go!

KUMBAYA, MY LORD, KUMBAYA...

7/13/2006 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous ann coulter said...

I feel so warm and fuzzy inside when we all join hands and sing KUMBAYA.

7/13/2006 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sitting down?

The aggravated battery in Burbank where six males beat a teen amputee with his own leg prosthesis are described as six male whites.

7/13/2006 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone just learned how to cut and paste-how special. Probably the only sentences dude can write. At least use correct grammar and use a capital letter when acting like a goof.

7/13/2006 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Female Former Commander of A/2 PERRY, female Commander of A/1 WALSH are a fucking joke. Two fucking shithead broads that never did anything on the job. Fucking Perry just costed us a bundle by messing with some white females that bitched about racism. Court awarded the female officers about 200,000. PERRY is usually off 9 months a year with her asthma. She has every offices she gets to remove its carpet and replace it with tile floors so she can breath. Sounds like unfit for duty to me. But not for a boss, give her what she wants.

Patty Walsh has always been a useless police officer. Now she runs A/1 like a dictator. No overtime and other bullshit.

Juts two tokens given a job to appease that community that spawned off all the criminals.

7/13/2006 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember, Billary told us, “It takes a village…” I have this tremendous feeling to run over to 015 and give someone a hug and let them room in my spare bedroom—don’t worry, I trust you with all of my belongings I busted my ass for. It’s all my fault you did not succeed. You could have been something; you could have been a contender. Boo Hoo Hoo Hoo!! :(

7/13/2006 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/13/2006 12:35:08 AM
Murders are higher in 009 than 007 because you fucking morons can't do police work like the people in 007 now shut your cock holster.

7/13/2006 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/13/2006 01:08:51 AM
come on down boy!!

7/13/2006 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/13/2006 06:39:42 PM

Actually the minority and their 700 kids are the problem. Black (mostly) and brown. Look at Roseland, Pullman, Englewood, all affluent (thats nice for u uneducated minorities out there) neighborhoods, now they are the hood.

7/13/2006 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

easy on the " S " word

7/13/2006 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous the ambiguously gay duo said...

We are on hiatus from Saturday Night Live. See you at GAY GAMES VII.

Ace and Gary

7/13/2006 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a sad bunch of cops you all are! While I don't doubt that the woman alluded to was delusional, it's sad that an incident such as this one brings out all the raw prejudice barely concealed under the surface and, apparently shared
by many white officers on the CPD.
Imagine, people all over the world
reading the innermost thoughts from officers representing one of the top Police Depts. in the entire USA. I've always worn the uniform and badge proudly, but I swear, many of you are simply sick, warped people HIDING behind your uniform, and you would do the rest of us a huge favor if and/or when you retire aa quickly as possible


HA HA HA HA!!!

Just another desk Dolly. Shut up and make my coffee BITCH!!!

7/13/2006 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous travel + leisure said...

Before this thread reaches the South Pole, perhaps we can upgrade the post content to the August 2006 Travel + Leisure magazine city destination favorites.

Note that Chicago is ranked as the eighteenth most popular city on the planet for T + L readers.

In order, the top thirty-three cities are:

1. Florence
2. Rome
3. Bangkok
4. Sydney
5. Chiang Mai, Thailand
6. Cape Town
7. Buenos Aires
8. New York City
9. Beirut
10. San Francisco

11. Kathmandu
12. Jerusalem
13. Venice
14. Oaxaca, Mexico
15. San Miguel de Allende, Mexico
16. Istanbul
17. Cuzco, Peru
18. CHICAGO
19. Charleston, SC
20. Marrakesh

21. Kyoto
22. Hong Kong
23. Hanoi
24. Santa Fe, NM
25. Udaipur, India
26. Krakow
27. Paris
28. Prague
29. Siena, Italy
30. Vancouver, BC
31. Seville
32. Barcelona
32. Rio de Janeiro

7/13/2006 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous secretariat said...

Let's say a prayer for the noble and courageous Barbaro, the thoroughbred that won the Kentucky Derby before his injury in the Preakness.

Due to an infection in his other rear leg, he may have to be put down.

7/13/2006 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scary. This Women actually believes what she writes. furthermore she actually believes because she is a "Member of the press" that the Officer changed his attitude. Don't let assholes in your car and you will not get fucked over. Lock your doors and drive through stop signs in bad areas ( You know where they are, you just cant admit them or your liberal views will fall) HEY LIBERAL MORON! The press is DEAD. The Internet and blogs such as this has made you obsolete. You do not realize it yet but you are a dinosaur. In a couple of years the influence you think you have will be gone because of the Internet. Goodbye LIBERAL SCUM.

7/13/2006 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous forty years ago said...

Officer Burke of the 4th District found a Filipino nurse named Corazon Amurao screaming from the townhouse at 2319 E. 100th St. Her eight student nurse roommates had been murdered inside. Corey had hidden and the mass murderer lost count.

An outstanding CPD investigation led to the arrest and conviction of monster Richard Speck.

7/13/2006 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 3-year-old son of a Los Angeles police officer got hold of his father's service handgun Tuesday and shot him as they sat in the family's pickup at a traffic light near their home in Anaheim, police said.

The boy, who was in the back seat, fired a single round into 35-year-old Enrique Chavez's upper back, and the bullet went out through the officer's chest, police said. Still stopped at the light, Chavez passed his terrified son, Colin, to a stranger at a bus stop nearby and asked for help.

Paramedics rushed Chavez to UCI Medical Center in Orange, where doctors listed him in critical condition.

Los Angeles Police Department sources said there is a threat of paralysis from the injury to the 10-year veteran officer.

Capt. Bill Murphy, one of Chavez's commanding officers, said the bullet hit several vital areas.

"It is a terrible tragedy," Police Chief William J. Bratton said after visiting the family at the hospital. "It is a reminder to anyone that has a firearm that you have to be conscious about keeping that firearm secure and keeping it away from children."

Department spokesman Lt. Paul Vernon said officers are allowed to carry their guns during off hours but with the mandate that they "maintain control of their weapon at all times."

The boy was not wearing a child restraint, according to Anaheim Police Sgt. Tim Schmidt. Investigators were unable to say where he took the 9-millimeter gun from or whether it was locked up.

Chavez was also carrying a backup weapon in the truck, but Schmidt would not say where it was stored or what kind of weapon it was.

It is a crime in California if a child finds a loaded gun in a place one controls and shoots someone with it. The law is in the state's basic training manual for police.

The law also requires children riding in a car to be placed in safety seats until they are 6 years old or weigh 60 pounds.

Anaheim police began a criminal investigation into the shooting that will determine whether those laws were broken.

Schmidt said the department had not yet learned whether the bullet flew out of the truck during the 11:45 a.m. shooting at La Palma Avenue and Harbor Boulevard. The adjacent La Palma Park was filled with children playing and people eating their lunches on benches.

The LAPD will also conduct a review to determine whether policies were violated, Vernon said.

7/13/2006 11:29:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

7/13/2006 04:49:36 PM ...

and they are all Polish speaking teens...

7/14/2006 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous GPS-READ THIS said...

GPS IS HERE TO STAY.

If you think only the cars in 011 have GPS you are nuts. If your car has the little round disk antena on it you have real time GPS.

If your car has a computer even the old Motorola moble data terminal, you have GPS tracking.

I think you will be supprised at how many of our cars do have GPS.

Before you start your next tour, as you and your partner are checking out the car, look under the dash just behind the glove box. You will find a device sealed in a white PVC pipe. Looks like a small pipe bomb. very easy to find. Its in about 80% of the cars since 1998. If it's there you have GPS. This is called "AVT" Automated Vehical tracking.

Just write down the name of the company on the label. They are located in Texas. Look them up on the web. Biggest supplier of GPS devices to government agencies in the country.

Keep in mind you don't have to have the round disk antena on the roof to have GPS. Cars delevered bfore 2004, the antena is hidden.

Now, before you say I dont know what I am talking about, read this post again, take two minutes and check it out your for yourself.

Have you ever heard the digital interferance come over your zone when the dispacter is talking. It is identical to the noise you hear on your radio when you are using your cell phone. But you or your partner are not using a cell phone at the time.

Guess what, the GPS device in your car is transmitting a signal.

O.K. Nuff said. now lets hear from all the assholes that want to tell me I don't know what I am talking about. They will be easy to spot, they will be the ones taking time be cause the got caught lieing on their To From about where they were when the shit went down.

7/14/2006 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The funniest thing about people that live in Mt. Greenwood is that they think everyone WANTS to live in Mt. Greenwood or SHOULD want to live in Mt. Greenwood. Give me a break! It's just another neighborhood not a Shangri La paved with gold bricks. If you ask me, it's to freaking far from everything cool in the city and people only move there because they can't afford a house on the North side.

7/14/2006 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NICE management skills when they need to install GPS tracking devised to know where their people are at...

7/14/2006 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is so wrong with wanting to live with your own people?! It's not racist nor prejudice, it's comfortable! I don't want to live with the league of nations on my block. I don't find it entertaining to hear 3 mariaccha ( sp) bands playing on Saturday at 10 am . I'm not entertained by booming cars parked on the street playing loud and sometimes vulgar rap music, surrounded by young adults who cannot have a conversation with one another without shouting to make sure everyone knows Pookie's business.
Or the Friday nite outdoor dj and homemade disco in the backyard.
What about the nice kid down the street, look at that nifty blue and black jkt, ohhh lookky all 8 of his homies have on the same color. What a coincidence.
Why is it so bad for me to want my wasp hertiage? Where I know if I ask the neighbor to turn down the boom box they will. Where the neighborhood during work week isn't littered with teens not in school. Where everybody understands it's ok to have a " loud" party, but it doesnt have to start at 9 am and end at 4 am. Where the adults are responsible for the children's action and behavior in public. Where you respect your neighbors property and maintain yours. Where you help the elderly on the block. Where you can say to another, "hey think your kids ball knocked out my window", and its not a police incident.
Why not stay with your own people? There is strength in numbers. Keep your hertiage, keep your bakeries and for those groups that allowed your neighborhoods to go to shit, go buy back there, and fix it.

7/14/2006 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would say that a lot of cars have some type of GPS capability in them. The one difference I have is that do not believe that the cars are being actually monitored in REAL TIME.

I am sure that if some type of beef came out and IAD or OPS needed that typed of information they would be able to access it at OEMC.

A point in saying that I do not believe it is active in REAL TIME is how many times is there a chase or some one activates their emergency button to the disptachers ask over and over again for their location? If the dispatchers are not getting anything back from the PO's then why would they not state the position of the car? Send officers to the location of the car and then search from there?

7/14/2006 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read that article and wasnt the least bit surprised that someone from Oak Park would be a victim and somehow their main complaint was against the police. I sent an email to Ms. Schultz and took her to task.....this is her reply.
You’re certainly entitled to your opinion.

Thank you for responding to the column.

I certainly made a mistake and was lucky I did not pay with my life. I know better. I’m not as naïve as that may make me seem. I’ve actually spent a lot of time working in police stations as a cop reporter and have a lot of dear friends who are police officers.

But the officers I know are amazing people who have a very rough job to do day-in and day out. They face way to much everyday and are responsible for cleaning up a lot of what the rest of society ignores. The good cops I know have not stopped caring. They would not have responded to me the way those cops did that night.

I also think you’ve read an awful lot into my column that was not there. I never wanted anyone to give the kids a pass on criminal activity. They deserve to be held responsible for what they did. They deserve to have someone arrest them. They really deserve what every kid deserves to have adults caring about setting them straight as you did with those kids who approached your car. Clearly, if someone doesn’t make them understand what they did was wrong, their parents won’t.

So, what is our responsibility as a society? I’m not suggesting giving them a pass at all. But what is our responsibility to kids who no one cares about? I just don’t think anyone of us has the right to write off 10 and 11-year-old kids. If anything, we can’t afford to write them off because they will become the people that prey on us and our children.

I get why those kids did what they did. They shouldn’t. Yes, I wish to God they knew better.

But I did not get why the cops did what they did. They are adults. They sworn oath is to serve and protect. That’s the blind spot I have here.

We will be happy to print your letter—editing out your more explicit words. My guess is there are many others who feel as you do.

Again, thank you for taking the time to write.







Susy Schultz

Associate Publisher and Editor

Chicago Parent

141 S. Oak Park Ave.

Oak Park, Illinois 60302

(708) 613-3350



I gather from her reply that she is appalled by "rude" coppers and understanding of criminal "children". I wonder why she used a parenting magazine as her outlet. I wasnt there, I dont know what happened. I wouldnt dare lay blame on the policemen in the article nor would I excuse them until I knew all the facts, therefore I would give them the benefit of the doubt. Sad thing is the average reader of Chicago Parent Magazine leaves the article thinking that the coppers were nothing but assholes who didnt offer a poor victim help nor her poor attacker any aid. If she was truely friends with coppers and related her story to them I could only hope that they would ask her to be as empathetic with them(rude coppers) as she was with her offenders.

7/14/2006 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny, she sent me the exact same response.....and for a second I though maybe I actually received a personal response!!

Did you get one from this lady too?

We would love to use your letter and appreciate your comment. We need
your full name in order to print this. Please get back to me as soon as
possible as we are on a tight deadline. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Kate Pancero
Assistant to the Editor
Chicago Parent
141 S. Oak Park Ave.
Oak Park, IL 60302
708.613.3324
kpancero@chicagoparent.com

7/14/2006 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for taking the time to write—even if I don’t agree with you, we are all entitled to our opinions.

You are right, I certainly made a mistake and was lucky I did not pay with my life. I know better. I’ve actually spent a lot of time working in police stations as a cop reporter at the City News Bureau and the Chicago Sun-Times. I know those scams. I’ve written about people who have fallen for them and not been as lucky as I was.

And I have a lot of dear friends who are police officers. They have told me as such. But the officers I know, people who have a very rough job to do day-in and day out, are still amazing people. They face way too much everyday and are responsible for cleaning up a lot of what the rest of society ignores.

Still, they have not stopped caring. They can understand why the cops wanted to respond to me in the way they did that night, but they can’t understand why they actually did respond that way and didn’t do their job. I never wanted anyone to give the kids a pass on criminal activity. They deserve to be held responsible for what they did. They deserve to have someone arrest them. They really deserve what every kid deserves to have adults caring about setting them straight. Clearly, their parents won’t.

My big question is what is our responsibility as a society? I’m not suggesting giving them a pass at all. But what is our responsibility to kids who no one cares about? I just don’t think anyone of us has the right to write off 10 and 11-year-old kids. And those cops didn’t have the right not to do their job.

If anything, we can’t afford to write those kids off because we are just making sure they become people that will prey on us and our children. They will also become the 16-year-old holding a gun that no cop wants to meet on a dark street.

I get why those kids did what they did. No excuses but yes, I definitely understand how they came to do what they did. They are kids who have been thrown away.

But I did not get why the cops did what they did. They are adults. They swore an oath to serve and protect. That’s the blind spot I have here. You can call me naïve but I respect police officers too much to think those people on that night acted in the proper way.

Again, thank you for taking the time to write--anyone who takes the time to write me about what I do, deserves the respect of a response. I appreciate your time and your concerns.





Sincerely,





Susy Schultz

Associate Publisher and Editor

Chicago Parent

141 S. Oak Park Ave.

Oak Park, Illinois 60302

(708) 613-3350

7/14/2006 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife brought one of those free "Chicago Parent" magazines home one time. I opened it up and looked at the editorial staff and reporters-all Jews. Needless to say it is not in mein haus anymore. Now it all makes sense, Ja?

7/14/2006 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

My wife brought one of those free "Chicago Parent" magazines home one time. I opened it up and looked at the editorial staff and reporters-all Jews. Needless to say it is not in mein haus anymore. Now it all makes sense, Ja?

7/14/2006 11:53:08 PM


DUDE YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO FREAKIN HARD!!!! I'M Still laughing!!!

SER GUT!!! MEIN FURHER!

7/15/2006 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI Our buddy Suzy Dent Head's parent company owns a few others also....

Copyright 2006, Chicago Parent,
141 S. Oak Park Ave., Oak Park, IL 60302, (708) 386-5555

To view any of the other publications owned and operated
by Wednesday Journal, Inc., click on the appropriate title.
Wednesday Journal • Forest Park Review
Riverside Brookfield Landmark • Austin Weekly News • Chicago Journal


I invite you all to take a gander at the AUSTIN WEEKLY NEWS.... also owned by the company that owns Chicago Parent. Hmmmmm very interesting..... they also hate the police... go figure!

http://austinweeklynews.com/

7/15/2006 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago there was an independent westside community paper called the "Austinite". It was owned by a couple of lesbians. Not bad gals however. They were actually the first to expose the tavern and liqour store shakedowns committed by Thanasaurus and company back in the early Seventies. And they still liked the police.

7/15/2006 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was a copper in Oak Park for several years before coming on our job over 20 yrs ago. Some things in OP never change. I wonder if they still have the "Interracial Picnic" every year, or those 2 white broads that found it horrible that all the white kids played together on their block and wanted to "bus in" shitheads for them to play with. We used to call Oak Park residents "jobbos," being their "job" was the Village of Oak Park. One BIG difference between Oak Parkers and Hyde Parkers is that Oak Parkers are home owners and not Univ. students like in HP. They are liberals, except when duke does some shit on their block, then they scream and blame the police for their fucked up attitudes..

Keep up the good work, Suzy "shit-for-brains." maybe your rear wheels crunched the little Hershy Kiss...

7/15/2006 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi TOM!!!! #535 rules!!!!!!!!

7/15/2006 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:43, tourists like BEIRUT more than Chicago?

Does this tell you something about the bass-ackwards cheese eating surrender monkey readership of that particular magazine?

7/15/2006 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, not Tom S...

7/15/2006 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous t&L subscriber said...

4:21 PM

Based on recent developments in Lebanon, I agree that Beirut (and Jerusalem) would not even make the list in an updated survey.

Paris already has taken quite a dive.

For the contiguous forty-eight states, I agree that NYC, San Fran, Charleston and Santa Fe are great destinations. As long as tourists avoid the West and South Sides, Chicago is a world-class destination.

I've visited the top five. Sydney gets my vote, hands down, mate!

7/15/2006 06:09:00 PM  

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