Tuesday, August 01, 2006

100 Degrees Predicted

Oh boy oh boy!

Today should just about be the most miserable day of the year. Not only that, the heat deaths have started up again - two deaths in suburban Cook County - and we've been reading the 24 hour reports of bodies being discovered semi-regularly around town.

We also have an unsubstantiated rumor posted by "anonymous" in the comments section that the "body-snatchers" have gone out of business and the contract is being re-bid again. We can't verify it yet, but we wrote about it almost a month ago. D-3 for everyone! Or at least the wagon guys.

27 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this Chicago, or Arizona? I'm waiting to see Camels walking down Michigan Ave.

It's especially interesting to see how much money the city is forking out for these cooling centers, which incidentally there are only (3) of them, and you can go for only (4) hours. Wouldn't it be cheaper for the city to maybe make a tax deal for people in certain low income to get a wall unit?

And for other people who can't afford them, some type of discount off a wall unit?

The homeless have the soup kitchens and other places to go to anyway, as normal.

8/01/2006 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tax deal for companies maybe like Home Depot, or something?

8/01/2006 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prezident Bush doesnt likes peoples from Chicago! so he sent the heat hair God Bless.....
Kanye West

8/01/2006 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can catch me inside the station in air conditioning making 70K a year taking reports for lost plates chumps!!

8/01/2006 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IT'S AUGUST, IT'S HOT, WE LIVE IN CHICAGO, IS THIS REALLY NEWSWORTHY?

8/01/2006 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"JSSP Body Removal Service vehicles are down for repair until further notice" ditrcit wagons will assume body removal

from CO book dated 31 July

8/01/2006 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:19.
Camels on Michigan ave.? Don't be ridiculous.
They're all on Devon/Western!

8/01/2006 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had two DOA's taken away by the body snatchers yesterday. They are still working out there. No D-3 yet.

8/01/2006 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DOA Au Jus! The wagon mans dream! They usually pop up several days after the first of the month when the landlords start looking for the rent. They should be good and ripe with this heat. Enjoy your Sgts. pay for the removal. Ole.

8/01/2006 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Manpower shortages...sky rocketing taxes. All so we can have bust out drug dealing low lifes live at Northwest Highway and Devon for free.

Yes thank God for section 8. Now my kids can enjoy the same slime and filth right at home.

Run the plates of the ghetto cars parked at Northwest Highway and Devon. The little brown home next to the new condo's.

I am so proud that the city of Chicago takes care of its city workers so well. Pages and pages of drug arrests and now they are our nieghbors. Glad to see that my $1000.00 dollar a year tax increase will make it so much more better in my nieghborhood for the drug dealing section 8 hard working citizen. Keep your kids close by and maintain a watchfull eye.

Anybody that votes for daley is an idiot.

8/01/2006 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daley just hired a lawyer concerning the city hiring...

8/01/2006 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off the subject but

happy 25th birthday MTV

everyone, mousse up the hair, get on the big hair band music and have fun!

8/01/2006 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Area 2 Gun team guys do work out and are capable of pounding down heavy doors without using any tools. They are also capable of doing some heavy pounding thus pleasing their lady lovers. All this exercise then produces the muscules on their bodies which caught your attention. Talk to the gun guy and maybe you can get pounded. There is no greater thing in this world as a happy lady.

8/01/2006 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why in god's name would you look forward to handling a bloated, rotten body which is infected with who-the-fuck-knows for a couple of extra bucks that day? It would be one thing if they gave us the proper equipment to handle the bodies but they don't. Priorities here people, please.

8/01/2006 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the Camel Fuckers that are on Michigan Avenue---driving the cabs.

8/01/2006 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I listened to News780 talking about the cooling center at McCormick Place. Duke and Dukette had the balls to complain about the free food being shitty and the free water not cold enough. There were also complaints that the movie being shown was outdated.

Where is Reverand "I hate white folks" Meeks and his church to help out? Jesse Sr? Jesse Jr. All the west side "reverends"

I just got my tax bill, it is way up. I am furious my money pays for ingrates like those I listed above.

I had to go take 5 people from my Grandma's building and drive them myself to their relatives when the power went out. Of course, they are white and don't count with an election coming up.

8/01/2006 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The two m/4's who were found at 104/State (bound and dead in the back of a work van)were hauled off by 571. They had been sitting for a few days and nearly burst when they hit the ground. Good times. The Animal is at it again.

8/01/2006 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work. I have to pay for my own air conditioning. I have to buy my own water. Screw these people. If they want air, let them spend their own money. This poverty thing is a phony scam anyway. They work, they have money. They pretend to be poor so they can live in their natural environment- filth.

As for moving these people, screw that too. If my air goes out, no one is going to movee me to the Congress Hotel, or any other. I'll have to suffer because I'm white and I work.

8/01/2006 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You wanna see something funny about those senior citizens buildings?

See the Trib article. Of the people they interviewed, one was in her 30s and the other in her 40s. God do I feel a bit older after reading that.

8/01/2006 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me clue you in on some of the section 8 housing in 016. After Daley had the congo-minium's ripped down, the Federal Housing Authority place these rats throughout the N.W. side and throughout Chicagoland in general.
These houses were and in most cases owned by the kid(s) that it was left too. Most themselves live in the burbs or out of state, but enjoy the financial benefits of tax breaks and a monthly check from the "G". Also, the Euro-trash that is now upon us, are also buying up houses and renting them out as well.
So for the hard working white guy shoving out big bucks at tax time to send our kids to a decent public school in the neighborhood, the jokes on us!
Think about it, Tyrone in the 5th grade sitting next to your kid, and a few miles away his play daddy who stays there with Tyrones mama at night is being processed by you the dad. What are neighbors for anyway?

8/01/2006 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have to cry poor so they all could drive thier pimped out Escalade's.

8/01/2006 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They pretend to be poor so they can live in their natural environment- filth.
***********************

That's the best thing I've ever read on tis site.

8/01/2006 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the IRS?

8/01/2006 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I work. I have to pay for my own air conditioning. I have to buy my own water. Screw these people. If they want air, let them spend their own money. This poverty thing is a phony scam anyway. They work, they have money. They pretend to be poor so they can live in their natural environment- filth.

As for moving these people, screw that too. If my air goes out, no one is going to movee me to the Congress Hotel, or any other. I'll have to suffer because I'm white and I work.

8/01/2006 02:56:52 PM

No sir, you suffer because your WHITE and stupid!

8/01/2006 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.


look at the hands!!

8/02/2006 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MEDIA, THE POLICE ADMINISTRATION, MAYORS OFFICE, ALDERMEN, ETC. FEAR BLACK PEOPLE WHEN THEY FEEL THEY ARE OWED SOMETHING.
PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO LET SOMEONE WHO IS LIVING OFF THE SYSTEM GO WITHOUT FOR EVEN A FEW HOURS.
I wonder what the rooms looked like afterward and how much booze was left in the mini-bar. SHIIIIT..if it all free we gona take it.
then there was the one girl on FOX saying that it wasn't quite as catastrphic as Katrina...What in the hell was she thinking? That shit was unbelievable. How much more free shit can we give? How many more FREEBIES can the government invent to keep these lazy, do nothing, stand on the porch and corner, bitchy ,money grabbin, peices of shit happy.

8/02/2006 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Is this Chicago, or Arizona? I'm waiting to see Camels walking down Michigan Ave.

They are alredy there. They are called cab drivers.

8/02/2006 04:37:00 PM  

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