Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Aaargh Mateys!

Talk like a Pirate Day is upon us.
Feel free to spend your day keelhauling socialists, making liberals walk the plank and looting and/or pillaging across the bounding main. Aarrrgh, me hearties.

In the meantime, we shall be sharpening our hook.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

A drunk walks into a coppers bar wearing a pirates hat pulled down so tight over his head, it bearly reveals his bloodshot eyes.
Some copper walks up to him and asks, "Just what the f*#ck are you supposed to be?"
The drunk replies [slurs] , "I'm a f*#cking pirate!"
The copper inquires, "If you're a pirate, then where's your 'Buccaneers?'

The drunk replies...."Under my buccan-hat!" Aaaargh!

9/19/2006 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aaargh. I know an A/2 female detective that loves to sail. She must be a pirate because she always wants to give me skull. Aaargh. I supply the bone(rs). Aaargh.

9/19/2006 01:45:00 AM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

This outta be fun. ;)

Can't wait to read ya's.

9/19/2006 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PERMISSION? SCC Did you get the city council's permission to post their flag, the scull and crossbones?

9/19/2006 09:09:00 AM  
Blogger happyjoyjoyjoy said...

and you all thought i was crazy for becoming a pirate superhero, well part time at least. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
to the ARGNmobile monkey.
Yes, this day has finally come, well again.

9/19/2006 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pirate goes into a restaurant in a Scottish seaport. The waitress come to the table hands him a menu and in a thick accent tells him that the special to bay is, "rrib rroast and rrice."

"Ahhh", says the pirate, "you rrreally rrroll your r's!"

"Yes", she blushes, "especially when I wear hi-heels."

9/19/2006 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pirate is walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants. A man asks the pirate if he knew that there was a steering wheel in his pants. the pirate replies "Aaaaarh, it's been driving me nuts all day"

9/19/2006 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous the bootyful wench said...

bring back the gallows...aaarrgh!

9/19/2006 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pirate comlpains to his friend that he has a problm lately with fuedian slips. "I'm on the train and I ask the conductor for a Picket to Titsburgh".
His friend laments he has the same problem, "At breakfast I was going to ask my wife to pass me the cream and sugar, and instead I said BITCH YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE."

9/20/2006 06:15:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Anonymous 6:15,

ROTFLMAO! Freaking hysterical.

9/20/2006 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

9/21/2006 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two pirate ships are engaged in an off-shore cannon battle, and one of the ships, nearly sunk, washes up upon land the next morning.

Sgt. Hitney showed up and had her picture taken.

9/21/2006 12:25:00 AM  

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