Update to the "Strangling Nurse" Story
We addressed the story of the nurse who strangled a home intruder in her Portland, Oregon home this past Sunday in a piece titled "THIS is Priceless!"
It just got a whole bunch more priceless - would that make it priceless-less?
It just got a whole bunch more priceless - would that make it priceless-less?
[...] investigators said they believed the dead man Edward Dalton Haffey was burglarizing Kuhnhausen's home. But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. to kill her.
The 58-year-old husband was taken into custody Thursday and charged with conspiracy to commit murder and attempted murder. He was ordered held on $500,000 bail.
The "hit man" used to work as a janitor for the ex husband and police found incriminating notes with his name and telephone in the dead man's house. So it would seem the former Mrs. Kuhnhausen scored a "two-fer" - assassin dead and ex husband in jail.
Priceless-less!
Priceless-less!
posted by SCC at 7:00 AM
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Statement from Mrs. Kuhnhuasen: "KING KONG AINT' GOT SH$* ON ME!!!"
Makes the original story even sweeter!
I hear there was a road block set up in the 4th yesterday and it didn't go as smoothly as one would hope.
I hear the new site for next years f.o.p. picnic is going to be upstairs in the Poor Woods across from headquarters. Ample parking and nobody will mind all those people in attendance acting like total idiots.
Mayor Daley has no right in even being at the candle light ceremony next week. We all know how he really feels about all of us. I'm glad he's not going. If he did attend it would only be to smooze the public yet again.
How about keeping the traffic court bldg downtown but in addition, make a traffic court South and a traffic court North. If they are not big on spending more money in new construction, utilize an existing court bldg. I'll bet you would increase coppers writing all these non drivn' !@#$% by 400% = safer roads for you and I and a lot of money generated for the city and maybe tight pockets would ease up a bit and give us more money at contract time. My property tax just damn near doubled, Natural gas crazy high, gasoline crazy high and now electricity going up starting Jan 07 anywhere from 20% to 40% - eeeks.
Hey if an inspector messing with you and it looks like he's going to write you up - Fart really loud and I hope it stinks from that buritto you just polished off too. Maybe he'll just walk away in digust and leave you alone. It's a natural body function and he can't do anything about it. ripppp
P.O.D. related - check "NO"
The desk sgt in 010 needs to cheer up a little bit. Hey brotha, life aint that bad. Smile!
Anyone remember Police Officer Art Smith? He was hired to do a hit on a woman in Colorado. Shot her once, gun misfired and he then began beating her with a nearby rock. As he was beating her, he had a heart attack and died on the scene.
He was wearing a trench coat, a wig and some other items disguising his appearance. He once ran for alderman and ran with the Dvorak crew.
That was priceless....
Just like in "Dial M for Murder", except Grace Kelly has nothing on the 260 lbs nurse!
What's that old saying? What goes around, comes around? THIS CAPER HAD THE PERFECT ENDING!
That nurse should be given some sort of lifesaving award, oh yea, it was her own life she saved. Kudos.
Art Smith lived in 023 dist
the intended victim lived in colorado and was the wife of a big shot for IHop, or Golden Nugget
The thin air and his bad heart caused his demise
what a puke
Can you imagine what her patients will be thinking.
"Is that bed pan too cold?"
"Nnnnnooo maaaammm. My teeeeth alwaaays ccccchatter lllike tthisss."
Too funny! You go girl!
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him, but finally even she had enough. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."
HIRE HER FOR THE MEDICAL SECTION:
Imagine the usual cast of whining characters trying to extend their bogus medicals with , Iv'e got cramps, Iv'e got the vapors, My ankles are swolen, It's that time or the perennial, I can't explain it but I'm jost not feeling right.
And her junping over the desk, grabbing them by their do nothing necks and kicking them ot the door? PRICELESS
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