Sunday, October 22, 2006

It Wasn't Bush After All!

We assume everyone is familiar with the various bat-shit insane crazy theories that take on a life of their own via the internet regarding 9/11 - Bush knew; Cheney knew; the Government allowed it to happen; the Jews had advance warning; controlled demolition of the Towers; missiles, not planes; etc., etc. All bullshit of course. All courtesy of an unhinged Left wing.

Now we finally have an alternate theory that seems plausible:
  • The strategy of 9/11 was conceived in part by a well-educated individual, a man from a family of privilege, wealth and influence, and whose father was a leading elected official for a number of years. Over time, this man has made his own connections throughout government, intelligence departments, and the military.
  • The descriptions of the motivations are correct, but George W Bush is not responsible for 9/11. There is another man who has everything to gain from higher oil prices, and a failing American economy. There is another man who has the power, influence, and connections to pull off 9/11, and who can benefit by the chaos and doubt of the American public. He is motivated not only by greed and a long-term plan to renew his power, but by revenge.
  • In certain political circles, Al Gore's hatred for both Bill and Hillary are well known, and he still harbors them as responsible for his Presidential loss in 2000. There is a long history of evidence of Gore's disappointment with Bill Clinton and his loose morals reguarding women, money, and corruption. It has been overheard in the 1996 reelection campaign that Gore threatened to expose Clinton, and "bring him down." Al Gore Jr. has no animosity towards Bush, nor does blame him for his defeat in 2000 - in fact, Gore has used Bush as a pawn to advance his own political, personal, financial and environmental ambitions.
The website - - is an obvious satirical riff on the insane left, but the entire theory, tying Gore into 9/11, the Clinton's, even China and higher oil prices, makes at least as much sense as anything coming out of the Democratic Underground and the Daily Kos. Go read it all. Very amusing.

Thanks to Ace of Spades for this one.


Blogger fillmoreranger said...

why is it that you blame the left for the crazies? The right has its share of crazies too they just gag them better.

10/22/2006 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw 10pm news on CHannel 5 tonight they were commenting on Barack Obama on his switch that now he is running for Pres.

The channel 5 news guy called him the "darling of the democrats".

Why is it that the Republicans have all war mongers etc. yeah know "manly men".

Whereas the Dems have all "darlings" in their party.

Guess I know how I'm voting in November and it ain't for the "darlings".

10/23/2006 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DEMS=Girly men

10/23/2006 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Malcom x

now we have barack O

10/24/2006 10:03:00 AM  

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